From DIRT:
http://www.dirtmag.co.uk/news/category/dirt-team/kovarik-interview/dirt-123979.html
Top 10 Questions for Kovarik:
1) James Patterson's novel "1st To Die" is roughly based on Chris Kovarik's relationship with the doctor who aided in Chris's birth.
2) Chris Kovarik does his power hours differently than most people. He drinks 5 shots per second, of paint thinner.
3) Crosswalks were invented to reduce the damage resulting from vehicles running into Chris Kovarik.
4) Chris Kovarik impaled over 40 horses to make what he calls an "authentic" Merry-Go-Round.
5) If you drop a penny off the top of Chris Kovarik, he will kill you.
6) Chris Kovarik shaves with Cool Whip and a steak knife.
7) When a regular person puts a conch shell to his ear and listens, he hears the ocean. When Chris Kovarik puts a conch shell to his ear and listens, he hears Slayer.
8) Chris Kovarik once ate the entire cake at a bachelor party before anyone could tell him there was a stripper in it.
9) The Great Wall of China and Chris Kovarik's toolshed are the only man-made objects visible from space.
10) Chris Kovarik conqered Constantinople for the Turks in 1453 after the Byzantine emperor said his mohawk was misshapen.
http://www.dirtmag.co.uk/news/category/dirt-team/kovarik-interview/dirt-123979.html
Top 10 Questions for Kovarik:
Random Facts About Chris Kovarik:.
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You scared yourself? . . . . .you cant scare steel !
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1) James Patterson's novel "1st To Die" is roughly based on Chris Kovarik's relationship with the doctor who aided in Chris's birth.
2) Chris Kovarik does his power hours differently than most people. He drinks 5 shots per second, of paint thinner.
3) Crosswalks were invented to reduce the damage resulting from vehicles running into Chris Kovarik.
4) Chris Kovarik impaled over 40 horses to make what he calls an "authentic" Merry-Go-Round.
5) If you drop a penny off the top of Chris Kovarik, he will kill you.
6) Chris Kovarik shaves with Cool Whip and a steak knife.
7) When a regular person puts a conch shell to his ear and listens, he hears the ocean. When Chris Kovarik puts a conch shell to his ear and listens, he hears Slayer.
8) Chris Kovarik once ate the entire cake at a bachelor party before anyone could tell him there was a stripper in it.
9) The Great Wall of China and Chris Kovarik's toolshed are the only man-made objects visible from space.
10) Chris Kovarik conqered Constantinople for the Turks in 1453 after the Byzantine emperor said his mohawk was misshapen.