Kovarik Interview at DIRT - hilarious. Chuck Norris and Sam Hill beware...


Turbo Monkey
Feb 28, 2005
Pa. / North Jersey
From DIRT:


Top 10 Questions for Kovarik:

3: When was the last time:
You hurt yourself? . . . . . You cant hurt steel !
7: When was the last time:
You scared yourself? . . . . .you cant scare steel !
Random Facts About Chris Kovarik:

1) James Patterson's novel "1st To Die" is roughly based on Chris Kovarik's relationship with the doctor who aided in Chris's birth.

2) Chris Kovarik does his power hours differently than most people. He drinks 5 shots per second, of paint thinner.

3) Crosswalks were invented to reduce the damage resulting from vehicles running into Chris Kovarik.

4) Chris Kovarik impaled over 40 horses to make what he calls an "authentic" Merry-Go-Round.

5) If you drop a penny off the top of Chris Kovarik, he will kill you.

6) Chris Kovarik shaves with Cool Whip and a steak knife.

7) When a regular person puts a conch shell to his ear and listens, he hears the ocean. When Chris Kovarik puts a conch shell to his ear and listens, he hears Slayer.

8) Chris Kovarik once ate the entire cake at a bachelor party before anyone could tell him there was a stripper in it.

9) The Great Wall of China and Chris Kovarik's toolshed are the only man-made objects visible from space.

10) Chris Kovarik conqered Constantinople for the Turks in 1453 after the Byzantine emperor said his mohawk was misshapen.


Turbo Monkey
Mar 10, 2005
he is insane, there is a nice sequence of him doing a 360 on his dh bike, on a huge jump in the latest dirt. looks like one of the ones he was doing in hypnosis or one of those, can never tell the difference.

Dylan Dean

Oct 12, 2007
southern California
I'd certainly hope so, as there isn't any competition close to the level of a World Cup winner at that series. He should be winning blindfolded with one arm tied behind his back.
allbeit an easy course, & most racers here aren't top world cup riders, he's not necessarily a shoe in to win. it's fairly short... one mistake could mean a win or loss. Cody Warren was in attendance, who won't the Fontana national last season, over several top world cup riders, including Kovarik, Rennie, etc. EC's a top contender here as well... especially when the course suits his style & he's fit as hell & can pedal his ass off. but yah, with that said, he should win the entire series.