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Lance Armstrong Arrested

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  1. BUCKET

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    BREAKING NEWS: Lance Armstrong arrested


    11:00 PM PARIS, France -- Lance Armstrong's record setting seventh Tour de France victory, along with his entire Tour de France legacy, may be tarnished by what could turn out to be one of the greatest sports scandals of all time. Armstrong is being quizzed by French police after three banned substances were found in his South France hotel room while on vacation after winning the 2005 Tour de France.

    The three substances found were toothpaste, deodorant, and soap - which have been banned by French authorities for over 75 years. Armstrong's girlfriend and American rocker Sheryl Crowe is quoted as saying "we use them every day in America, so we naturally thought they'd be ok throughout Europe."

    Along with these three banned substances, French authorities also physically searched Armstrong himself and found several other interesting items that they have never seen before, including a backbone and balls.



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    damn! I did a search, but i didn't see it. Thanks for pointing it out Echo.
     
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    ahem...ball, singular

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    I thought he caught violently moshing or toking up at one of Sheryl's rowdy concerts
     
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    While it has been posted several times, it's still funny!