I guess Lance can't afford it...
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/02/12/sports/othersports/12cycling.htmArmstrongs Testing Plan Ends Before it Begins
By JULIET MACUR
Nearly five months after Lance Armstrong announced with great fanfare that he was returning to cycling and would subject himself to a strict and transparent anti-doping program, that program has been abandoned without ever really beginning.
Don Catlin, the prominent anti-doping scientist who was supposed to run Armstrongs program, said Wednesday that they had decided earlier in the day to part ways, without Catlins ever obtaining a single full blood and urine sample from Armstrong. The program was simply too complex and too costly to implement, Catlin said, and the decision to terminate the program was mutual.
In the real world, when you try to implement a program as grandiose as what you had in mind, it just becomes so complicated that its better not to try, Catlin said, adding that a contract with Armstrong had never been signed. Were all disappointed, but its just not going to be possible.
Neither Armstrong nor Mark Higgins, Armstrongs manager, immediately returned e-mail and phone messages Wednesday.
Armstrong is still subjected to testing by other anti-doping entities, like the International Cycling Union and the United States Anti-Doping Agency. His professional cycling team, Astana, also has an internal anti-doping program.