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Lance; Riding and Riding an ugly woman.

manziman

Stubby
Jul 3, 2004
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The armpit of San Diego
WHAT THE HELL!?! I mean, Sheryl Crow?! i was watching the time trials this morning at like 6AM and they interviewed her. I was too tired to realize it, but now I look back and realize "man, that ugly lesbian is boning The Man" like, he CAN do better, and NOT worry about the fricken hippie...he should still have that blonde broad. if she didn't like his racing, then she should have been friggen greatful that he's making bank and supporting her. GAH SHERYL CROW!? UGLY and DUMB!!! fawk. oh, anyone in the bay area want to ride northstar on monday the 12th? email or pm me...
 

N8 v2.0

Not the sharpest tool in the shed
Oct 18, 2002
11,003
149
The Cleft of Venus
Just maybe he and Sheryl Crow get along and have a mutual attraction...

There's a LOT more to look for in a great woman than her just being a 'hottie'... I mean look at Paris Hilton for godsakes...

:dead:
 

LordOpie

MOTHER HEN
Oct 17, 2002
21,022
3
Denver
N8 said:
Just maybe he and Sheryl Crow get along and have a mutual attraction...

There's a LOT more than looks in life. My hawt wife married my ugly ass!
aww, true love.
 

binary visions

The voice of reason
Jun 13, 2002
22,162
1,261
NC
nicklin said:
i thought lance was married......which lance are we talking about here? i'm assuming it's that armstrong dude that i heard is kinda good at hill climbs on a trek.....
Divorced.. and now dating Sheryl Crow...
 

Big E

Monkey
Jan 22, 2004
181
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Hell Paso Texas
N8 said:
Just maybe he and Sheryl Crow get along and have a mutual attraction...

There's a LOT more to look for in a great woman than her just being a 'hottie'... I mean look at Paris Hilton for godsakes...

:dead:

dont get anyone started on that dumb broad Paris. i mean dont get me wrong she is hot. but damn shes dumber than a post.
 

Full Trucker

Frikkin newb!!!
Feb 26, 2003
11,121
8,746
Exit, CO
manziman said:
...i was watching the time trials this morning at like 6AM and they interviewed her. I was too tired to realize it, but now I look back and realize "man, that ugly lesbian is boning The Man"...
Funny, I was watching that interview with her and thinking DAMN, that girl is looking WAY better than she has in YEARS... and on her WORST day she was better looking and more talented than the top of any girl I've ever dated...
 

BuddhaRoadkill

I suck at Tool
Feb 15, 2004
988
0
Chintimini Bog
N8 said:
There's a LOT more to look for in a great woman than her just being a 'hottie'...
Oh Dear God!!!! How dare you show depth and character.
...image...you...totally shattered.
How am I going to sleep at night?!?!

:devil: ;)
 

chicodude

The Spooninator
Mar 28, 2004
1,054
2
Paradise
fixing my ghetto ass roadbike. it real old, like older than me. and im watching an old conan episode, howa 'bout you?
 

Mtbkngrl

Monkey
Aug 21, 2002
168
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Rochester NY
Drinking coffee, trying to motivate myself to go to work, thinking "That's the worst picture of Sheryl Crow I've ever seen," and wishing it was 3am here so I could get 3 more hours of sleep................Ghetto bikes are the best, you don't stress when they break.
 

chicodude

The Spooninator
Mar 28, 2004
1,054
2
Paradise
yep, one of my brake levers fell off during a ride today. i thought it was funny as hell though. if it fell off my mountain bike i would be pissed because i cant afford to fix anything on that bike. So what does Mtbkngrl do to pay the bills?
 

douglas

Chocolate Milk Doug
May 15, 2002
9,887
6
Shut up and Ride
Don't forget SC is not a model, or just some dumb "pretty" chick that just sings and makes mtv videos.......she writes her own music, plays gutiar, and has an awesome smile......and looked damn sexy in that wake up the sun (or whatever song it was) video

:thumb:


 

I Are Baboon

Vagina man
Aug 6, 2001
32,741
10,676
MTB New England
douglas said:
Don't forget SC is not a model, or just some dumb "pretty" chick that just sings and makes mtv videos.......she writes her own music, plays gutiar, and has an awesome smile......and looked damn sexy in that wake up the sun (or whatever song it was) video

:thumb:
:thumb:

No doubt the "idiot filter" did not work when this thread was started.
 

riderx

Monkey
Aug 14, 2001
704
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Fredrock
I'm not even a Crowe fan, but she didn't get hit by the ugly stick. I would looove to see a picture of manziman and have the monkey women offer their opinion. Come on manziman, got the nuts to do it? :evil:

I especially like that this thread was started by someone who list their occupation as "professional masturbator". Some how I'm guessing there is a lot of truth to that statement!
 

Gee Spot

Chimp
Sep 13, 2002
67
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rochester, ny
Serial Midget said:
I'm pretty sure Cheryl Crow will always be hotter than anything you'll ever get the chance to hit... :evil:

Now that is what I'm talking about....

not to mention, thinking about Cheryl Crow hot and sweaty with another chick does it for me..... :devil:
 

Velocity Girl

whack-a-mole
Sep 12, 2001
1,279
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Atlanta
Gee Spot said:
Now that is what I'm talking about....

not to mention, thinking about Cheryl Crow hot and sweaty with another chick does it for me..... :devil:

I too will have to agree with you on that one! Don't know what some of you guys are smoking, but I think Sheryl Crow definitely falls into the category of "HOT"!!!
 

Westy

the teste
Nov 22, 2002
55,977
22,020
Sleazattle
Velocity Girl said:
I too will have to agree with you on that one! Don't know what some of you guys are smoking, but I think Sheryl Crow definitely falls into the category of "HOT"!!!

Kids, some just can't appreciate an older women.