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Went out on the SS for a jaunt with Julie. About 10 miles. On the way back in there is a little creek. It can usually be crossed on the side with minimal water. It is pretty full though. Last night I got there and noticed some plywood so I thought, cool the bike stays clean if I just step over. Well, it is almost dark and there is this dude on a K2 razorback like Julie rides. I have spoken on the trail and he kind of blows me off. They end up right behind us at the end of the ride. I get off and step on the wood. This dude spashes in and goes, "it's ridable. Why get off?" I say I don't want mud on my bike and he goes, "simple green works wonders." I say whatever and think he is an idiot that rides in the mud too. The trails here don't do well and since I am a steward it just pisses me off. Well the funny part is, he gets on my tail like he wants to race and goes "right behind you." I take off down a twisty little section about 1 1/4 miles long. I get to the end and wait on Julie and it is well over 2 minutes before this cat surfaced. Anyway he came out and didn't say a word. I spoke to them all and the last lady with him says, "excuse me what did you say?" in a bitchy tone. I replied that I said have a great evening, since I really am a very cordial person. Funny that peeps are like they are. I was nice and they were bitchy. At least I rested knowing that some pussy that won't ride through the mud didn't hand me my ass riding 34-16 gearing up a hill. :thumb:
 

TN

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hehehehe. the only thing better would have been if face planted in the mud. :D
 

Echo

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Way to represent the nice folks. There is definitely a satisfaction to handing someone a whipping when they think they're all that. Of course for slow dudes like me those moments of satisfaction are few and far between :D
 
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Wumpus said:
I didn't know that you rode on the dirt. Hmmmmm.
HA :eviltongu

S.S. - the beautiful weather is upon us. I'm supa glad I am here right now. Only like 2 100 degree days this year. Nice I tell ya.
 

SkaredShtles

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loco-gringo said:
HA :eviltongu

S.S. - the beautiful weather is upon us. I'm supa glad I am here right now. Only like 2 100 degree days this year. Nice I tell ya.
Yeah, yeah. After spending two weeks in the humidity of the Mid-west I've come to the conclusion that *85* is intolerable with that type of stickiness......... :mumble:

We lucked out on the weather this summer, too. I think we used our A/C all of 4 days all summer.

-S.S.-
 

BigHitExpert

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Jul 6, 2004
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wait a minute... aren't you the guy who won't ride inthe mud???

quote:

I say I don't want mud on my bike and he goes, "simple green works wonders." I say whatever and think he is an idiot that rides in the mud too.
 

Wumpus

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SkaredShtles said:
Yeah, yeah. After spending two weeks in the humidity of the Mid-west I've come to the conclusion that *85* is intolerable with that type of stickiness......... :mumble:

-S.S.-
It was only in the upper 70's at 8am on Monday, and the humidity was intolerable.





BigHitExpert said:
wait a minute... aren't you the guy who won't ride inthe mud???
Seriously, we don't ride in the mud in Texas. It really destroys the trails. There are a few idiots that think it is cool.
 

BigHitExpert

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ya its just confusing when he ends it with...

At least I rested knowing that some pussy that won't ride through the mud didn't hand me my ass riding 34-16 gearing up a hill.
 
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JRB

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BigHitExpert said:
ya its just confusing when he ends it with...

At least I rested knowing that some pussy that won't ride through the mud didn't hand me my ass riding 34-16 gearing up a hill.

I'm the pussy that wouldn't ride through the mud. :D Apparently you don't speak in 3rd person on the North Shore.