Had his Barry Manilow up too loud.Thinking about maybe a few lunch G&T's. Just because.
Well, I'm wearing *snow*pants. 'Cause the youngest kid had driver's ed this morning (!) and I figured the oil change place should be pretty quiet, so good day for that and a tire rotation.
The funny thing was the old fucker just kept coming over, despite the fucking light on the mirror and me leaning on the horn. It's like he couldn't see the indicator OR hear the fucking horn.
GET OFF THE ROAD, GRAMPS!!
Land Cruiser with snow tires? Go forth, young man, and have fun. Don't let the Boomers crash into you, though. Also - you sure the bakery will even be open?I’m thinking of venturing out to the Japanese bakery in the Land Cruiser. I’m still in my fast but can stock up for the wife, kids, and both parents and my sister’s family (in Highlands Ranch, to whence we will be traveling for Thanksgiving dinner).
yes. @Pesqueeb if you're not certain, see below for "not enough beer"meh. hope you have enough beer.
Can I stack bottles of whiskey instead?yes. @Pesqueeb if you're not certain, see below for "not enough beer"
by the time you finish the first one, you'll have difficulty stackingCan I stack bottles of whiskey instead?
Ima put on the AT skis and wander around the neighborhood later this afternoon...
get the $$$, the snow ain't going anywhereMonarchs website says opening 7 days a week starting tomorrow. 18" in the last 24 hours.
If I call in tomorrow I lose holiday pay.
It sure is - it's GOING to get tracked the fuck out.get the $$$, the snow ain't going anywhere
Don't pull him out by any part connected to the AC system. Ask me how my friend knows.It sure is - it's GOING to get tracked the fuck out.
Pulled the neighbor's AWD Jeep Shitbox at the end of the street out of the GUTTER. Bald as shit all seasons, of course.
Oh - and no tow hooks on the Shitbox. WTF, Jeep?
I wrapped a chain right around the rear... unibody frame-type thing? The part that the A-arms hang off of... nothing broke that I know of when I yanked it clear of the snow bank.Don't pull him out by any part connected to the AC system. Ask me how my friend knows.
You pulled it out with your minivan?I wrapped a chain right around the rear... unibody frame-type thing? The part that the A-arms hang off of... nothing broke that I know of when I yanked it clear of the snow bank.
Fucking Jeep.
Ruth just got one of those. 100k pay raise but they want her to work in the office, Livingston in the central valley pop 12,000 rednecksOn the "holy crap" front, I got an e-mail from a recruiter about a director job that I look fully qualified for that is nearly 2x my current salary. But, I have no interest in moving to Silicon Valley. It's good to know jobs like that are out there though.
How's the riding down there?Ruth just got one of those. 100k pay raise but they want her to work in the office, Livingston in the central valley pop 12,000 rednecks
If I'd had enough time to put the chains on... this is what I would have done. As it was, I had trouble finding my tow chain, so I had to go up and pull it out with the pickup. Opportunity lost.You pulled it out with your minivan?
I was motivated to venture out by them posting on Bookface that they were open. So I took the elder kids down there, dropped off some Japanese breads for the parents and sister’s family in Highlands Ranch, and then trekked back north.Land Cruiser with snow tires? Go forth, young man, and have fun. Don't let the Boomers crash into you, though. Also - you sure the bakery will even be open?
Some neighborhood roads are pretty bad...it stopped snowing at least an hour ago and half the town is shut down. WTF people, this is Colorado for cripes sake.
F-150, I’d guess.You pulled it out with your minivan?
You know you moved to Boston, right?I want to say that I miss snow bashing around Denver, but then I remember watching the dipshits ping pong off of each other and abandon their cars in the middle of the road and no longer miss it.
If you think Boston is bad, Denver is a straight up carmageddon. There were days I would see a half dozen cars abandoned in the middle of the road because of an incline. I've seen two dozen cars off the road in ditches. Some days it was just carnage on the roadways.You know you moved to Boston, right?
He said it was like his Moms, just needed the parts. Seemed reasonable.@jdcamb
So what was up with the washing machine? I usually only scrap them if its the tranny. Or if im being a lazy fuck and know that the college kids will just keep bitching about it until they get a new one