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jdcamb

jdcamb

Tool Time!
Feb 17, 2002
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Nowhere Man!
jstuhlman said:
i am officially unsubscribbled from this thread until backstory is delivered.
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Well here goes... On the night of Dec 26th General Washington made a surprise attack on Hession troops garrisoned in Trenton. Shortly before crossing the Delaware Jesus shared some of his dankest bud with the Colonial troops.It was decided to cross the river and storm the Garrison and then immediately head to the KFC on Princeton in case they were running late. It is open till Midnight. Plus since Jesus was running low they could stop on MLK and get more Bud. Later after the battle Jesus while eating his KFC wrote down the Constitution on a napkin. He mailed it to Madison at the Food Lion on Brunswick because it was on the way and he didn't have a envelope and they sell individual stamps at the service desk. Angrys great, great, great, grandmother Ethel worked there
 
Westy

Westy

the teste
Nov 22, 2002
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Sleazattle
Buddy of mine asked me to be a third wheel at dinner yesterday. An old flame from college is in town and wanted to meet up with him. I assume my presence was a mere gesture to his fiancé who is currently in Italy. Was an extraordinarily awkward event, there clearly was some baggage left on the conveyor. I didn't ask questions.
 
Nick

Nick

My name is Nick
Sep 21, 2001
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17,121
where the trails are
Westy said:
Buddy of mine asked me to be a third wheel at dinner yesterday. An old flame from college is in town and wanted to meet up with him. I assume my presence was a mere gesture to his fiancé who is currently in Italy. Was an extraordinarily awkward event, there clearly was some baggage left on the conveyor. I didn't ask questions.
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what did you guys have to eat?
 
canadmos

canadmos

Cake Tease
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Canaderp
Westy said:
Buddy of mine asked me to be a third wheel at dinner yesterday. An old flame from college is in town and wanted to meet up with him. I assume my presence was a mere gesture to his fiancé who is currently in Italy. Was an extraordinarily awkward event, there clearly was some baggage left on the conveyor. I didn't ask questions.
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Did you hold hands?
 
skibunny24

skibunny24

Enthusiastic Receiver of Reputation
Jun 16, 2010
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JohnE said:
Gotta pay for such things, and it could be problematic for him if he does it and she turns up wanted for something. I trust you have googled her (Not a euphemism...) and done everything you can to find out if she is relatively clean?

Have you thought about faking your death?
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AngryMetalsmith said:
Actually, I have not done a very thorough job with teh google.

Faking my own death would elevate me to Regional Man of Mystery. Something to consider...
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So... someone from RM gets to write the obit and fake take over your FB accounts, right? I like this idea. You should put up a survey for who the obit author shall be..........
 
SkaredShtles

SkaredShtles

Michael Bolton
Sep 21, 2003
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In a van.... down by the river
Westy said:
Buddy of mine asked me to be a third wheel at dinner yesterday. An old flame from college is in town and wanted to meet up with him. I assume my presence was a mere gesture to his fiancé who is currently in Italy. Was an extraordinarily awkward event, there clearly was some baggage left on the conveyor. I didn't ask questions.
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Did you at least PIIHB?
 
4130biker

4130biker

PM me about Tantrum Cycles!
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Why don't you tell her a story about how your genitals were mutilated in a gardening accident?
 
jimmydean

jimmydean

The Official Meat of Ridemonkey
Sep 10, 2001
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I am glad my stalkers aren't that motivated. Although I wouldn't be surprised if a certain someone who loves to comment on my RM postings is currently reading this thread for ideas. :panic:
 
jimmydean

jimmydean

The Official Meat of Ridemonkey
Sep 10, 2001
43,730
15,964
Portland, OR
roflbox said:
are they trying to learn your corvette handling secrets?
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My ex likes to stalk me here. Last time she commented on a post I made and I asked her what she was doing on RM in the first place. She said "I've been thinking of getting into biking and was looking for a good used bike." :rofl:

Nothing against the used bikes on RM (I will likely buy mine here) but her only other bike was a Raleigh M20 (threaded headtube and all) I bought her when we first got together that she never rode.
 
boostindoubles

boostindoubles

Nacho Libre
Mar 16, 2004
8,704
7,361
Yakistan
jimmydean said:
My ex likes to stalk me here. Last time she commented on a post I made and I asked her what she was doing on RM in the first place. She said "I've been thinking of getting into biking and was looking for a good used bike." :rofl:

Nothing against the used bikes on RM (I will likely buy mine here) but her only other bike was a Raleigh M20 (threaded headtube and all) I bought her when we first got together that she never rode.
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Dude women never speak directly, good used bike likely stands for used dude, ie damaged goods, most certainly damaged in a corvette rollover.
 
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Westy

Westy

the teste
Nov 22, 2002
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Sleazattle
jimmydean said:
My ex likes to stalk me here. Last time she commented on a post I made and I asked her what she was doing on RM in the first place. She said "I've been thinking of getting into biking and was looking for a good used bike." :rofl:

Nothing against the used bikes on RM (I will likely buy mine here) but her only other bike was a Raleigh M20 (threaded headtube and all) I bought her when we first got together that she never rode.
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Profile page please. Thank you in advance.
 
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