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Lesbians have weird brains....

DRB

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Oct 24, 2002
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Not weird but since headline journalism is all the rage.....

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/12689293/

Lesbians’ brains react differently to sex hormones than those of heterosexual women.

An earlier study of gay men also showed their brain response was different from straight men — an even stronger difference than has now been found in lesbians.

Lesbians’ brains reacted somewhat, though not completely, like those of heterosexual men, a team of Swedish researchers said in Tuesday’s edition of Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences.
 

binary visions

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Jun 13, 2002
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fluff said:
Why does anyone even care how their brains work when there are so many better things about them to study?
Uh, why do you think the study was performed in the first place?

"Yes... So, we're going to study your.. uh.. brain chemistry. Please strip and begin touching each other."

<two hours later>

"I'm sorry, we forgot to attach the electrodes. Please begin again."
 

narlus

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binary visions said:
Uh, why do you think the study was performed in the first place?

"Yes... So, we're going to study your.. uh.. brain chemistry. Please strip and begin touching each other."

<two hours later>

"I'm sorry, we forgot to attach the electrodes. Please begin again."
:rofl:
 

BurlyShirley

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Maybe this affects their haircuts as well...

..and wtf? Who wears DENIM SHORTS? ALL LESBIANS WEAR DENIM SHORTS.
 

LordOpie

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binary visions said:
Uh, why do you think the study was performed in the first place?

"Yes... So, we're going to study your.. uh.. brain chemistry. Please strip and begin touching each other."

<two hours later>

"I'm sorry, we forgot to attach the electrodes to your nipples. Please begin again."
fixed :D
 

Changleen

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BurlyShirley said:
Maybe this affects their haircuts as well...

..and wtf? Who wears DENIM SHORTS? ALL LESBIANS WEAR DENIM SHORTS.
There are two lesbians in my office and neither of them wear denim shorts. Ever. One is laughing at the idea and the other just has a disturbed look on her face.
 

H8R

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Nov 10, 2004
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BurlyShirley said:
Maybe this affects their haircuts as well...

..and wtf? Who wears DENIM SHORTS? ALL LESBIANS WEAR DENIM SHORTS.
I worked at a lesbian-owned bike shop. Not a single pair of denim shorts anywhere near there.

You are confusing "lesbian" with "fat ugly housewife soccer-mom from St. Louis"
 

BurlyShirley

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amydalayna said:
I'm with H8R on this one. You're being ridiculous.
I realize Im making hasty generalizations here, Im speaking from personal expderience.
 

amydalayna

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BurlyShirley said:
I realize Im making hasty generalizations here, Im speaking from personal expderience.
your personal experience is that all lesbians wear jean shorts?
you think there is something in the brain of lesbians that say i must wear ugly shorts made of denim?

then i stand by my previous statement.
you are ridiculous.
 

BurlyShirley

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amydalayna said:
your personal experience is that all lesbians wear jean shorts?
you think there is something in the brain of lesbians that say i must wear ugly shorts made of denim?

then i stand by my previous statement.
you are ridiculous.
LMAO @ the noob.

Stick around, you'll see the light.
 

H8R

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BurlyShirley said:
They wear denim shorts here. They all have a FUPA too.
Ok. i can't make any generalizations about lesbians from TN, as I have never been dumb enough to spend enough time there to make an observation.

Some things I do know about Berkeley lesbians:

- They have really nice gardens.
- They love Subarus.
- Many of them ride expensive road bikes, and they are generally better at maintaining them then men are.
 

BurlyShirley

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H8R said:
Ok. i can't make any generalizations about lesbians from TN, as I have never been dumb enough to spend enough time there to make an observation.

Some things I do know about Berkeley lesbians:

- They have really nice gardens.
- They love Subarus.
- Many of them ride expensive road bikes, and they are generally better at maintaining them then men are.
-Agreed on the Subarus and gardens
Here they all have this pseudo-mullet, spiked hair thing...really odd.
 

BurlyShirley

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amydalayna said:
that lesbians wear ugly shorts or that you are not ridiculous?
The point is that hasty generalizations are offensive, slightly true, and somewhat funny. Once you quite being so serious, you will laugh.
 

BurlyShirley

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amydalayna said:
but it wasn't actually that silly or offensive. it was just dumb.
Im sorry you didnt think it was funny. I'll try to be more offensive next time.
 

amydalayna

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i stand corrected in regards to the jean shorts.

someone on RM (name unmentioned) says that the predominantly lesbian neighborhood he/she lives in is filled with jean shorts and sleeveless flannel shirts.
 

BurlyShirley

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amydalayna said:
i stand corrected in regards to the jean shorts.

someone on RM (name unmentioned) says that the predominantly lesbian neighborhood he/she lives in is filled with jean shorts and sleeveless flannel shirts.
Vindication is so sweet.
 

H8R

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amydalayna said:
but it wasn't actually that silly or offensive. it was just dumb.

Uh....welcome to Ridemonkey?

You haven't noticed this is the common theme here?
 

H8R

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BurlyShirley said:
Im sorry you didnt think it was funny. I'll try to be more offensive next time.

How about:

All the lesbians in TN are dating their sisters and adopting inbred children.
 

BurlyShirley

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H8R said:
How about:

All the lesbians in TN are dating their sisters and adopting inbred children.
That might not be true :confused:

People only get offended if there is some element of truth.
 

ohio

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Nov 26, 2001
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In my experience there are 3 types of lesbians:
1. Normal, cool girls that just happen to be gay (still tend to fall into certain roles in their relationships though)
2. Tomboy-ish she-men with the spiky hair, flannel shirts, denim shorts, sometimes a Harley, and often a chip on the shoulder
3. Really attractive and generally slutty girls that like making out with other girls, but are really straight and are doing it because:
A. They're attention whores and think appearing "kinky" will get them a guy
B. They had a string of really bad (like really, REALLY bad) relationships with guys and just gave up

That is all.
 

BurlyShirley

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ohio said:
In my experience there are 3 types of lesbians:
1. Normal, cool girls that just happen to be gay (still tend to fall into certain roles in their relationships though)
2. Tomboy-ish she-men with the spiky hair, flannel shirts, denim shorts, sometimes a Harley, and often a chip on the shoulder
3. Really attractive and generally slutty girls that like making out with other girls, but are really straight and are doing it because:
A. They're attention whores and think appearing "kinky" will get them a guy
B. They had a string of really bad (like really, REALLY bad) relationships with guys and just gave up

That is all.
VINDICATION!
 

DRB

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ohio said:
In my experience there are 3 types of lesbians:
1. Normal, cool girls that just happen to be gay (still tend to fall into certain roles in their relationships though)
2. Tomboy-ish she-men with the spiky hair, flannel shirts, denim shorts, sometimes a Harley, and often a chip on the shoulder
3. Really attractive and generally slutty girls that like making out with other girls, but are really straight and are doing it because:
A. They're attention whores and think appearing "kinky" will get them a guy
B. They had a string of really bad (like really, REALLY bad) relationships with guys and just gave up

That is all.
I'm thinking of a number and that number is good as long as it doesn't mix with other numbers.