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sonic52260

Chimp
Feb 26, 2011
2
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I just thought that we should think of some things that are really lacking in the sport. What are some clothing items that really need to be improved or added to our sport?
There aren't many companies that make the products so sometimes there is not very much of a variety. I have found myself buying things like winter gloves that i don't like but they're all that's available.
Maybe we can spark some new things
 

jdcamb

Tool Time!
Feb 17, 2002
16,260
3,513
Nowhere Man!
11 - 50 casettes. Frame propulsion devices developed by NASA and Raytheon. A device that mimics the noise of a Sonic Boom (I already tried explosives and a steel plate mounted to my handlebars but the flames and sparks singed off my eyebrows). Something to knock down spider webs across the trails so I don't have to stop and crawl under them. Spiders freak me out... A personal spider zapper for your helmet. A Kindle like device mounted to my handlebars that just shows porn. Grip condoms for when you work on your bike and want to test ride it before you clean your hands....
 
11 - 50 casettes. Frame propulsion devices developed by NASA and Raytheon. A device that mimics the noise of a Sonic Boom (I already tried explosives and a steel plate mounted to my handlebars but the flames and sparks singed off my eyebrows). Something to knock down spider webs across the trails so I don't have to stop and crawl under them. Spiders freak me out... A personal spider zapper for your helmet. A Kindle like device mounted to my handlebars that just shows porn. Grip condoms for when you work on your bike and want to test ride it before you clean your hands....
everyone needs handlebar porn! i like the idea of something to cover the grips after teching.... i fix something and wat to check it but always have to wash up first what a pain......
 

jdcamb

Tool Time!
Feb 17, 2002
16,260
3,513
Nowhere Man!
I have Chris King Hubs, Headset, and cassette lockring on my bike, I am thinking I need Blackwater to provide an armed guard to protect it from terrorists or like minded criminal types that might attempt to covet my obviouslly pimped out ride.
 

RUFUS

e-douche of the year
Dec 1, 2006
3,487
0
Denver, CO
everyone needs handlebar porn! i like the idea of something to cover the grips after teching.... i fix something and wat to check it but always have to wash up first what a pain......
Plastic wrap around the grips before starting. Come on!!!
 

eaterofdog

ass grabber
Sep 8, 2006
6,947
144
Central Florida
• More socks with bike brands logo on them.
• Helmets that don't make you look like the one up mushroom on Mario.
• Special "extreme" bongs for the guys on freeride bikes.
• A special bike mounted missile, launches as soon as you get dog sh1t on your tire, that kills the dogs owner.
• 15 year old vials of pro roadie piss.
• Seats with retractable metal claws that quickly remove the testicles of anyone wearing excessively tight jeans on the bike.
• Monster neck tattoos