[Westy]

angry sex is good. i think it wins out slightly over make-up sex.

I would say the only thing that could beat it is we are going to die within the hour sex, but I can not speak from experience.

 

[DRB]

Really, it was supposed to last that long?

You actually increased the length of time by delaying your honeymoon. But by about next Thursday she is pretty much going to be tired of you.... well no need to go any farther.

 

[stosh]

My horoscope for the week...

Because of this, you can't do that. Because of that, you can't do this. Yet, because of the whole idea of limits, boundaries and barriers, we are all drinking at the 'What-If Saloon'. Staggering around, intoxicated by the sheer number of maybes and could-bes we have consumed. Hardly able to think straight. Hardly able to see what's possible. Just keenly aware of all the can'ts and mustn'ts which urgently need to be forgotten. Forget the 'reason', this week, why something is impossible. Just sober up from the haze of doubt and the maze of confusion.. and start looking for simple ways to get what you truly need.

So you're not getting "ANY" then?

 

[N8 v2.0]

The only semi-smooth break up's I've seen are people who were divorcing after a short (3-5 year) "starter marriage." That means there is no kids, no property, no money and no regrets...

Other than that, there is no such thing as an easy divorce...

 

[splat]

So the theme seems to be that "happy ending" until he's out? :love:

your catching on ! and maybe a little after he's gone just to keeps thing Amiclable. or you could just him up with some skanky Hoe

 

[MMcG]

That's hot. :hot:

Ha - not for the two ex-husbands it isn't!

 

[Graphics]

So you're not getting "ANY" then?

Do I have to answer that in a court of law...or just a monkey court? :love:

 

[Graphics]

...or you could just him up with some skanky Hoe

Can you suggest one? :love:

 

[Polandspring88]

Staying on topic, no. Every break up I have had have been been like nuclear explosions and sh!t really hit the fan each time.

 

[robdamanii]

Staying on topic, no. Every break up I have had have been been like nuclear explosions and sh!t really hit the fan each time.

Did you get covered in the sh!t or did you cover them in it?

 

[johnbryanpeters]

Is it possible that the surfeit of experience with breakups bespeaks a lack of judgement - rushing into "relationships" that are neither serious nor committed?

Just a thought.

 

[BurlyShirley]

Is it possible that the surfeit of experience with breakups bespeaks a lack of judgement - rushing into "relationships" that are neither serious nor committed?

Just a thought.

Sure, but not all relationships are meant to be serious or committed. Ive had "relationships" less than 2 hours long

 

[golgiaparatus]

Once.. in early high school. Long distance relationship... "Its not working and we're in highschool, who are we kidding"... game over.

In real life though... hell no, its always messy and bad.

 

[Alfred]

Once.. in early high school. Long distance relationship... "Its not working and we're in highschool, who are we kidding"... game over.

In real life though... hell no, its always messy and bad.

I don't even like to see friends break up these days.

 

[binary visions]

Ive had "relationships" less than 2 minutes long

I hear there are exercises for that

Long term relationships are usually to emotionally charged to have breakups be clean and easy... Even amicable ones usually aren't "peaceful"...

 

[BurlyShirley]

I hear there are exercises for that

I wonder, biologically speaking, what is the point in sex taking longer than that? Seems like you could mate more and more often if everyone were that quick.

 

[LordOpie]

Is it possible that the surfeit of experience with breakups bespeaks a lack of judgement - rushing into "relationships" that are neither serious nor committed?

Just a thought.

how do you get experience without trying?

the arrogance of the old.

 

[Westy]

I wonder, biologically speaking, what is the point in sex taking longer than that? Seems like you could mate more and more often if everyone were that quick.

The female orgasm increases the chance of fertilization. A male healthy enough to sustain activity long enough will provide stronger offspring.

 

[BurlyShirley]

The female orgasm increases the chance of fertilization. A male healthy enough to sustain activity long enough will provide stronger offspring.

Ah, good answer. Makes sense. Approved.

 

[narlus]

Sure, but not all relationships are meant to be serious or committed. Ive had "relationships" less than 2 hours long

can you have a relationship, even in quotes, with a neighbor's dog?

 

[BurlyShirley]

can you have a relationship, even in quotes, with a neighbor's dog?

One of these days you'll tell a joke that makes me laugh. Today, however, aint that day.

 

[narlus]

One of these days you'll tell a joke that makes me laugh. Today, however, aint that day.

ok, how about this one:

"man, that dire straits cd just blew me away".

 

[BurlyShirley]

ok, how about this one:

"man, that dire straits cd just blew me away".

I mean, compared to the great "Mogwai" how could a rock band ever compare?

 

[DRB]

Sure, but not all relationships are meant to be serious or committed. Ive had "relationships" less than 2 hours long

A breakup for you is simply leaving town without telling. How hard can that be?

http://www.ridemonkey.com/forums/showthread.php?t=90360&highlight=safeway

 

[BurlyShirley]

A breakup for you is simply leaving town without telling. How hard can that be?

http://www.ridemonkey.com/forums/showthread.php?t=90360&highlight=safeway

aaahahhaha! man I have a sordid posting past.

 

[DRB]

aaahahhaha! man I have a sordid posting past.

Two of my favorite posts that haven't been deleted.

 

[narlus]

I mean, compared to the great "Mogwai" how could a rock band ever compare?

good question. mogwai blows away most bands i can think of, esp in a live setting.

what's yr least favorite mogwai song?

 

[BurlyShirley]

good question. mogwai blows away most bands i can think of, esp in a live setting.

what's yr least favorite mogwai song?

last one you posted in SOTD.

 

[narlus]

that was a guns n roses cover, which should explain it pretty easily.

 

[BurlyShirley]

that was a guns n roses cover, which should explain it pretty easily.

**** I have never listened to any of it, to be perfectly honest.

 

[narlus]

**** I have never listened to any of it, to be perfectly honest.

i was pretty sure you were on the usual 'bs talking out of his ass' mode again, not letting actual data or real world experience getting the way of a good troll.

btw, the new record's excellent, highly recommended.

 

[SkaredShtles]

Ah, good answer. Makes sense. Approved.

He's making it up.

 

[N8 v2.0]

What did I do to get a mention in here??

 

[DRB]

What did I do to get a mention in here??

RM is all about the N8.

 

[Westy]

He's making it up.

Don't blow my cover, jerk.

 

[Snacks]

can you have a relationship, even in quotes, with a neighbor's dog?

Best ever

 

[bluebug32]

Stosh, I'm just noticing that avatar is so you...

On topic:

What's amicable? I thought all relationships were supposed to end by chopping up the siginificant other and putting them in a garbage bag out on the curb...

oh my...how pleasant...

 

[bluebug32]

Is it possible that the surfeit of experience with breakups bespeaks a lack of judgement - rushing into "relationships" that are neither serious nor committed?

Just a thought.

I think that mustache of yours is slowly starting to wrap around your brain...

 

[DRB]

oh my...how pleasant...

We all gotta die somehow.

 

[Qman]

No "another person" here...just a lotta drama and misery that i don't want for my life anymore. It's amazing what loosing weight and going to school can do to a person to uplift them. But it ONLY uplifted me. Do you sacrifice yourself "till death do you part" for a passionless life of unhappiness?

loco?....is that you?

You've answered your own question (see the answer above in red). Now stop whining and go ride.