Levels of Human Stupidity Still on the Rise!
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Cool i wanna get a bowl on my chest so i can lay on my back, watch t.v. and eat cereal. Maybe i'll turn on of my fingers into a big spoon too. Hooray!
How do you explain that to airport security?
Whatever floats their boats. I just wish I became a dermatologist. There is going to be big money in tat removal when a bunch of people start feeling foolish going to PTA meetings with face tats.
So 36 EEEEEEEEEEEE is normal?
Actually levels of human stupidity have been on the decline over the last few millenia. Problem is, the decline is so slight from 99.999999% to 99.99996% in 4000 years that it's pretty much unnoticable.
I actually threw up a little bit.Skookum said:Cool i wanna get a bowl on my chest so i can lay on my back, watch t.v. and eat cereal. Maybe i'll turn on of my fingers into a big spoon too. Hooray!
I want a chick with interchangeable implants/attachments. Bottle opener, vacuum, spatula, tire lever etc. A swiss army wife of sorts, the bastard love child of June Clever and Inspector gadget.Skookum said:Cool i wanna get a bowl on my chest so i can lay on my back, watch t.v. and eat cereal. Maybe i'll turn on of my fingers into a big spoon too. Hooray!
Hell yes it is.DRB said:
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I was actually thinking you must have read MMike's thread, or had a comment for the terrible twosome that have been haunting the lounge here lately.
Are those brass knuckles???
Weird
Are those brass knuckles???
Weird
POTDSkookum said:Cool i wanna get a bowl on my chest so i can lay on my back, watch t.v. and eat cereal. Maybe i'll turn on of my fingers into a big spoon too. Hooray!
Ha- classic!Westy said:
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I would like to add the "how Ciaran might die" thread.
heh, I just saw another article on people doing this sort of nonsense.
I'm going to get a Ridemonkey logo implanted into my forehead.
That would be tits, don't ya think? Huh, don't ya?
That would be tits, don't ya think? Huh, don't ya?
Would that count as a piece of flair?
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How about I wear my RM jersey and put a logo of my foot on your ass???OGRipper said:I'm going to get a Ridemonkey logo implanted into my forehead.
That would be tits, don't ya think? Huh, don't ya?
Thats got to make seeking employment a bitch.Tenchiro said:heh, I just saw another article on people doing this sort of nonsense.
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This chick was telling this kid to stretch his lobes at 7-11 the other day. She was pissed when I pointed out that he would be boxing orders in a warehouse most likely, if that's the path he chose. I'm not saying you can't do well, but you likely won't do well here doing that.qualude said:
I think it is like getting an art history major. The only job you can get is teaching art history.qualude said:
I think yo should get a big "L" implanted on your forehead. That would at least make sense.OGRipper said:I'm going to get a Ridemonkey logo implanted into my forehead.
That would be tits, don't ya think? Huh, don't ya?
Kids these days...piercings are one thing...but implants?? At least you can take your face ring out.loco said:
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Yeah - 3" lobes aren't so easy to take off though.qualude said:
True...maybe he could rubber band them to his head or something...loco said:
I met a girl through a friend of mine in Portland, who, at 16, had decided to get her face tattooed. Nice girl and all, but are you really going to do pictorials for suicidegirls.com for the rest of your life? Most of this body mod stuff just really ain't my bag...but then again, I'm an old man...
For her future's sake I hope SuicideSeniors.com really takes off.qualude said:
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Doing this stuff is a lot like thinking you will gain connections in Hollywood by doing 14 guys and having a glazed coating for 15 minutes. Sure it's hot, but it ain't gonna get you a spot on CSI Miami.
That's why I was pissed when my son got a Social D tattoo on his forearm. I always told him, if you want a tattoo, it should be hidden with a t-shirt.
He was 18 at the time, so all i could do was let him know of my disapointment. I like the tattoo and it was well done, but I question the content and location. It would be different had he known who the band was outside of him listening to a few of my CD's.
He was 18 at the time, so all i could do was let him know of my disapointment. I like the tattoo and it was well done, but I question the content and location. It would be different had he known who the band was outside of him listening to a few of my CD's.
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if there's one consistent message transmitted from Madison Ave, it's that large tittays are the ideal.
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Just pointing out what might not get you ahead. I followed your link to drunkcyclist last night. I blame you for it.stinkyboy said:
btw, i originally thought the post was about her philtrum stud.
i always wanted tentacles...
Just give my wife these....
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1570835.html
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1570835.html
I will NEVER look at a donut in the same way again. Really.loco said:
reminds me of ringworm....narlus said:i always wanted tentacles...
KRISPY CREAMED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!rideit said:
Imagine getting one of those caught on a moving vehicle....
He did NOT.MudGrrl said: