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binary visions

binary visions

The voice of reason
Jun 13, 2002
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Ciaran said:
"...yes, I do have a condom..."
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...followed several weeks later by,

"No, sir. I did not get your daughter pregnant. I've never even seen her before. Please put the shotgun down."
 
Ciaran

Ciaran

Fear my banana
Apr 5, 2004
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So Cal
binary visions said:
...followed several weeks later by,

"No, sir. I did not get your daughter pregnant. I've never even seen her before. Please put the shotgun down."
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Well, if you were dumb enough to give her your real name, address and phone number....

:D :rofl:
 
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JRB

Guest
douglas said:
good for you, but too bad you havent got any since then
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Wow - that is such a good roast. You must just sit around and write these down. You could write a book.
 
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JRB

Guest
douglas said:
have you ever gone back any read any of your so called "jokes" ?
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Yes - that irish one was a hoot.

I was thinking of making one about your web page, but I realized that people that start web pages about their own successes are weird, not funny.
 
douglas

douglas

Chocolate Milk Doug
May 15, 2002
9,887
6
Shut up and Ride
loco said:
Yes - that irish one was a hoot.

I was thinking of making one about your web page, but I realized that people that start web pages about their own successes are weird, not funny.
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successes? What are you talking about willis? cause I won a couple bike races out of the tons I have entered? right, thats the only reason I made my site :rolleyes: :dumbass:
 
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JRB

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douglas said:
successes? What are you talking about willis? cause I won a couple bike races out of the tons I have entered? right, thats the only reason I made my site :rolleyes: :dumbass:
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That's my point. Not everyone always understands one another. Some of you guys just don't get that not everyone is a dumbass because you don't understand them.
 
douglas

douglas

Chocolate Milk Doug
May 15, 2002
9,887
6
Shut up and Ride
loco said:
That's my point. Not everyone always understands one another. Some of you guys just don't get that not everyone is a dumbass because you don't understand them.
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What does that have to do with you, making fun of me?
 
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JRB

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Ciaran said:
WHATCHU talkin' 'bout Willis?!

You sound like Mr. Drummond when you say it the other way.
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He's super duper white ghetto. hahahaha

pwn3d hahaha :rofl:
 
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JRB

Guest
douglas said:
smart - cause you'd be wasting your time (I never have before)
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I'm sure you have made fun of me before. Everyone here has. Well almost.
 
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