[InsideMan]

I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first,
start out dead and get it out of the way. Then you wake up in a nursing
home, feeling better every day.. You get kicked out for being too
healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a
gold watch on your firstday. You work 40 years until you're young enough
to enjoy your retirement. You drink alcohol, you party, you're
generally promiscuous and you get ready for High School. You go to
primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no
responsibilities, you become a baby, then, you spend your last 9 months
floating peacefully with luxuries like central heating, spa room service
on tap, larger quarters everyday, and finally you finish off as an orgasm.
I rest my case.

 

[mshred]

and finally you finish off as an orgasm.

haha!


thats pretty swwet to think about though..

 

[stinkydawg]

Hey now.....where you get that??

 

[InsideMan]

from da kind.

 

[stinkydawg]

ya, I hear da kine is off the hoooook! How cool would it be to finish as an orgasm, instead of a wrinkley old man with wrinkley old man balls that cant get it up...rubbin on saggy old woman fun bags

 

[LeRoy]

That's an old Carlin bit...

 

[MMike]

That's an old Carlin bit...

A VERY old one

 

[splat]

A VERY old one

VERY VERY VERY OLD!!! I belive he first did that Bit in the 60's

 

[Westy]

Would that mean downhillers would ride up hills and get rides back down to the bottom? Would hucks' to flat be sick bunnyhops?

 

[Graphics]

...and finally you finish off as an orgasm. I rest my case.

Well that's sure assuming a lot!!!

 

[particle bored]

go read Time's Arrow by Martin Amis. Your fantasies will be fulfilled.

 

[w00dy]

Kurt Vonnegut wrote a small peice like that. In one of his stories his character is dislodged from time and watches a war movie in reverse.

Planes fly overhead and suck up death, destruction, and misery. The planes fly it back to their home bases and the horrible packages are sent back to factories where they are disassembled and broken down to their elements. These elements are then safely stored in the earth where they can't hurt anyone.

 

[Ciaran]

Kurt Vonnegut wrote a small peice like that. In one of his stories his character is dislodged from time and watches a war movie in reverse.

Planes fly overhead and suck up death, destruction, and misery. The planes fly it back to their home bases and the horrible packages are sent back to factories where they are disassembled and broken down to their elements. These elements are then safely stored in the earth where they can't hurt anyone.

Slaughterhouse Five, wasn't it?

 

[Craw]

There was also a short story called something like "The Incredible Case Of Benjamin Buttons" or something like that, where he experiences life and aging in reverse.

It's being made into a movie.

It's a cool story, it's online somewhere.

 

[w00dy]

Slaughterhouse Five, wasn't it?

That sounds right. It's been a while.

 

[RhinofromWA]

and finally you finish off as an orgasm.
I rest my case.

...or flying into another mans penis.

 

[Slugman]

Ummm... mork and mindy anyone (Mork's people aged backwards...)

 

[LeRoy]

Slaughterhouse Five, wasn't it?

Sure was. One of my fave books.