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like a plot from a porno...

ohio

ohio

The Fresno Kid
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rockofullr said:
wow! That lady needs some time in the sun.

Then she needs to eat about 20 sandwiches.... A day.

Maybe just stop throwing the sandwiches up.
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Okay, first of all, it's England. There is no sun. She could be a naked roofer and she'd still look like that.

Second, don't pretend you wouldn't hit it like it's been bad. She's attractive by any man's standard, and well past the bar of "would hit if no one was looking." You're either gay or trying to act cool, which is gay.

Finally, did I mention it's England? Have you seen British women? This gal might literally be the only attractive woman on the island after Liz Hurley. I'm reserving final judgement until I see her teeth.
 
4xBoy

4xBoy

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Jun 20, 2006
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ohio said:
Okay, first of all, it's England. There is no sun. She could be a naked roofer and she'd still look like that.

Second, don't pretend you wouldn't hit it like it's been bad. She's attractive by any man's standard, and well past the bar of "would hit if no one was looking." You're either gay or trying to act cool, which is gay.

Finally, did I mention it's England? Have you seen British women? This gal might literally be the only attractive woman on the island after Liz Hurley. I'm reserving final judgement until I see her teeth.
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:thumb:

Brilliant!
 
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Jkosmo

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ohio said:
Okay, first of all, it's England. There is no sun. She could be a naked roofer and she'd still look like that.

Second, don't pretend you wouldn't hit it like it's been bad. She's attractive by any man's standard, and well past the bar of "would hit if no one was looking." You're either gay or trying to act cool, which is gay.

Finally, did I mention it's England? Have you seen British women? This gal might literally be the only attractive woman on the island after Liz Hurley. I'm reserving final judgement until I see her teeth.
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So true. Ha.
 
Pesqueeb

Pesqueeb

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Riding past the morgue.
The judge said it was clear from the character references he had received that Goddard had been a "big hit" with her pupils.

One of her former colleagues, noticing girls "flocking to her room at break times", said she even warned her of the "dangers of being over-friendly and too popular".
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Quoted for awesomeness.
 
valve bouncer

valve bouncer

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Pesqueeb said:
Quoted for awesomeness.
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It's awesome advice for new teachers that's for sure. Some of the kids you teach are just craving your attention whether by acting up or flirting. Best to ignore them. Obviously some of the girls you teach are quite pretty but I kind of look at them like when I drive past a card yard selling Porsches or Ferraris...."looks nice, some lucky bastard is gonna get to ride in it one day but it ain't gonna be me, at least not when it's all nice and new like that".......brb....
 
4xBoy

4xBoy

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valve bouncer said:
It's awesome advice for new teachers that's for sure. Some of the kids you teach are just craving your attention whether by acting up or flirting. Best to ignore them. Obviously some of the girls you teach are quite pretty but I kind of look at them like when I drive past a card yard selling Porsches or Ferraris...."looks nice, some lucky bastard is gonna get to ride in it one day but it ain't gonna be me, at least not when it's all nice and new like that".......brb....
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Yeah except it's more like a 84 Firebird that is on it's second rebuilt engine and was owned the longest time by some d--che named Brad.
 
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jasride

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Somebody's got an admirer.






I kinda thought they resembled each other but couldn't find the exact photo for the match.
 
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