you need to try this!!!
Insanity Sauce
just a little dab on a toothpick was too much....
anyone ever try it??
Insanity Sauce
just a little dab on a toothpick was too much....
anyone ever try it??
Like hot things????
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"Insanity Sauce" LOL
I've had it in chille... obviously the dose matters, but it was really good.
in terms of overall flavor, spice, etc, this is my favorite.
in terms of overall flavor, spice, etc, this is my favorite.
Yep, we had a Wings & Ribs place in NH that served "Insanity Wings" and if you ate 10 you got a free t-shirt.
I had a friend that was studying to be a Mormon and we were having lunch with a couple of missionaries. One of them brazenly went up to the counter and ordered 5 of each of the hottest wings. The woman behind the counter politely said that she wasn't sure if he really knew how hot they were, and she'd give him one of each to try - if he wanted more, he could come back.
My friend and I had each had these wings and he was starting with the hottest so we gave him some lemonade and some bread, warned him he'd need both, and told him NOT to get it on his lips and to be prepared for how hot it was. The guy ignored us and proceeded to smear the sauce all over his lips and face, as he stuck the whole wing in his mouth and pulled all the meat off and swallowed.
His face promptly turned purple and, being that it was the dead of winter in New Hampshire, he sprinted out the door and stuck his face in the nasty, salt and dirt covered snowbank on the side of the road
. He informed us that it hurt almost as much coming out the next day.
I had a friend that was studying to be a Mormon and we were having lunch with a couple of missionaries. One of them brazenly went up to the counter and ordered 5 of each of the hottest wings. The woman behind the counter politely said that she wasn't sure if he really knew how hot they were, and she'd give him one of each to try - if he wanted more, he could come back.
My friend and I had each had these wings and he was starting with the hottest so we gave him some lemonade and some bread, warned him he'd need both, and told him NOT to get it on his lips and to be prepared for how hot it was. The guy ignored us and proceeded to smear the sauce all over his lips and face, as he stuck the whole wing in his mouth and pulled all the meat off and swallowed.
His face promptly turned purple and, being that it was the dead of winter in New Hampshire, he sprinted out the door and stuck his face in the nasty, salt and dirt covered snowbank on the side of the road
. He informed us that it hurt almost as much coming out the next day.
hooples3 said:
Yes! Jesus Christ. I tried a drop on some Chinese food once. It sent my stomach in to a fit of hiccuping and my mouth into fits of pain. Once I got over that and I had stopped drooling and sweating, I decided I didn't want any more and I naively thought I was done with Insanity Sauce forever! Not so.
After lunch I was driving back to work, and just happened to rub my eye for some reason. I must have gotten some of that crap on my finger because I damn near went blind. It was the single most excruciatingly painful experience of my life. I was driving and crying. Tears were pouring out. I damn near drove off the road and into a lake. Not because I couldn't see but because I wanted to wash it out so bad. It was totally primal instinct. I HAD to get to water! Well when it finally stopped hurting I had the greatest endorphin rush you could imagine and I felt high for the rest of the day. Crazy, I tell you.
jdschall said:
have you tried the Mojito Marinade & Dressing ? its not hot but its super tastey for grilling chicken breast and suchjacksonpt said:I've had it in chille... obviously the dose matters, but it was really good.
in terms of overall flavor, spice, etc, this is my favorite.
i love love love spicey stuff but crap like that is stupid. its like 'look how big my balls are, i'll eat this and burn a hole in my intestine'. it loses its appeal if its so hot that you can't taste it. TN decided to eat a habenero when we first started growing them. I took a nibble, but he took a big chunk of it. He was up all night swearing that he was dying while i slept like a baby.
Novelty foods make me sad.
Novelty foods make me sad.
Habaneros impart an excellent flavor (if you like hab flavor)..... just needs to be used very sparingly.laura said:
yea... back in college I did crazy stuff like that. Me and a buddy used to go into bars/restaruants and ask to get the hottest wings they could make just to see if we could eat them.laura said:
Now I like stuff with flavor and a little burn... the days of blistered lips is over for me.
Apparently chico's balls are bigger than jdschall's.laura said:
There are some really funny stories in this thread.
laura said:
It should come with a MSDS (materials safety data sheet) on the label
Here's one:
http://www.sciencelab.com/msds.php?msdsId=9923296
Capsaicin MSDS said:
I was like a local celebrity for the day at this restaurant out in the sticks we used to dirt bike to because I doused a jalapeno burger heavily with that stuff and ate all of it.hooples3 said:
We are victims of our gender and simply can't help it.laura said:
More MSDS quotes:
MSDS said:
Ralph Wigam said:
SkaredShtles said:Apparently chico's balls are bigger than jdschall's.
He (or Trainwreck) can have them. Fine by me.
This worries me more than the pain of eating it. A hot mouth can be treated with bread, milk, etc. But I am not about to stick a Popsicle up my butt.binary visions said:
I Are Baboon said:
Thanks for the new sig.
Maybe a grapefruit juice enema?I Are Baboon said:
I have a bottle in the fridge, and I am not sure if it is the age or if I am simply used to it, but it isn't so hot any more.
I used it to marinade some chicken wings and they just weren't as hot as I had hoped.
I used it to marinade some chicken wings and they just weren't as hot as I had hoped.
I hear Bengay works well. Smear that all over your poop chute and general grundle area and just watch the discomfort go right away.binary visions said:
Funny stuff IAB !!
when I get wings, I always order HOT..sadly its been years since I have been served wings that I have considered HOT (I miss the holy f**k, makes your eyes tear and nose run kinda HOT)
when I get wings, I always order HOT..sadly its been years since I have been served wings that I have considered HOT (I miss the holy f**k, makes your eyes tear and nose run kinda HOT)
I grow my own and they are very warm and have great fruit flavor to them. My wife buys me random seed packets of various peppers, but the habs have the best flavor.SkaredShtles said:Habaneros impart an excellent flavor (if you like hab flavor)..... just needs to be used very sparingly.
I have a few salsa recipes that they are perfect for. I also use them in chili and split pea soup.
A few weeks ago, I made a sausage sandwhich. I put Phillipes (restaurant in downtown LA) mustard all over. I remembered it was hot but not that hot.
I was eating this while I was talking to Dwaugh on aim. It hurt to breath, I was sweating, my mouth/throat burned so much. I was telling him about this and he must have been laughing so hard. I finished it eventually.
Another time, I was in probably 3rd grade...( I have always liked hot stuff)
...we (my class) walked down the street from school to a place to get small pumpkins for Halloween/Thanksgiving. I saw a plant with chillies and tried one; my mouth was on fire all day.
I was eating this while I was talking to Dwaugh on aim. It hurt to breath, I was sweating, my mouth/throat burned so much. I was telling him about this and he must have been laughing so hard. I finished it eventually.
Another time, I was in probably 3rd grade...( I have always liked hot stuff)
...we (my class) walked down the street from school to a place to get small pumpkins for Halloween/Thanksgiving. I saw a plant with chillies and tried one; my mouth was on fire all day.
Also yummy is a plate of Salvador Molly's Great Balls of Fire. If you eat one plate of 5, you get your picture on the wall of flame. There is a website dedicated to the goodness here:
http://great-balls-of-fire.tribe.net
http://great-balls-of-fire.tribe.net
jimmydean said:Also yummy is a plate of Salvador Molly's Great Balls of Fire. If you eat one plate of 5, you get your picture on the wall of flame. There is a website dedicated to the goodness here:
http://great-balls-of-fire.tribe.net
my eyes hurt
I think when I head down for the Flugtag I will stop by there.jimmydean said:
Me, too. Is the blurriness supposed to simulate the tears pouring from your eyes after eating one?laura said:
binary visions said:
I went through a phase with hot stuff but quickly realized that anything with enough Scoville units to be a double rim burner is just stupid.
chicodude said:
Is that with or with out a popsicle shoved up it?
I've found the same thing at wing joints. The hottest they have generally aren't really hot enough.douglas said:
Yup. I think of all the hot peppers I like the hab flavor best.jimmydean said:
Dude - I said *you* have the bigger balls. WTF is the problem?chicodude said:
Because the picture is blurrier than $hit?laura said:
Mine too..........
There is none. He would just enjoy having you eat his ass, thats all.SkaredShtles said:Dude - I said *you* have the bigger balls. WTF is the problem?
roasting them does the trick for me.SkaredShtles said:Habaneros impart an excellent flavor (if you like hab flavor)..... just needs to be used very sparingly.