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eric strt6

Resident Curmudgeon
Sep 8, 2001
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directly above the center of the earth

JohnE

filthy rascist
May 13, 2005
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Front Range, dude...
Well, you see, it’s like this. A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. When the herd is hunted, it’s the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This "natural selection" is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members...

In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.

And that is why you always feel smarter after a few beers...
 

stevew

resident influencer
Sep 21, 2001
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they're not talking about the non alcoholic piss you drink eric.

they're talking about the piss with alcohol.