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Little humor to end the day.

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by surfinguru, Aug 31, 2005.

  1. surfinguru

    surfinguru Turbo Monkey

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    From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

    What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wondered about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been in those situtations where someone wants you to give more than 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

    Since we're all intelligent people, here's a little mathematical formula
    that will help you understand these questions:

    If:
    A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

    Then:

    H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
    8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

    and

    K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
    11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

    But,

    A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
    1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

    And,

    B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
    2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

    AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

    A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
    1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%


    So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bull**** and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top.
     

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  2. Changleen

    Changleen Paranoid Member

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    Wait, it's only 11:00am here...
     
  3. yonton228

    yonton228 Turbo Monkey

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    very true
     
  4. .:Jeenyus:.

    .:Jeenyus:. Turbo Monkey

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    Oldie but goodie.
     
  5. rpk1988

    rpk1988 90210

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    :stupid: But that always gave me a good chuckle. Haha.
     
  6. firetoole

    firetoole duch bag

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    so then SEXUAL FAVOR =%144 :eek: :eek: :eek:
     
  7. blt2ride

    blt2ride Turbo Monkey

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    Haha...funny stuff. I needed a laugh.
     
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