[Silver]

I give you Mark 14, verse 22:

"22. Wen dey wer nommin Happy Cat taek teh cheezburger an brek it, an he sez, 'Taek dis cheezburger an eet it, cuz dis liek mah bodi. But dun reely nom me. Just nom teh cheezburger an pretend it mah bodi. K?'"

http://www.lolcatbible.com/index.php?title=Main_Page

 

[amishmatt]

Probably closer to the original Hebrew than any of the other versions.

 

[stevew]

Probably closer to the original Hebrew than any of the other versions.

we should consult mooshu.

 

[Westy]

Does Jesus get crusified 9 times?

 

[$tinkle]

http://lolkoran.blogspot.com/

(196) go on pilgrimage 2 Hyoomane Sosighitee; if u cant, send a cookie an doan shave ur fur off, lol.. if u eeted da cookie, if u got no cheezbrgr, fast 4 3 dais durin teh pilgrimage an 7 on return.

prego.
it's in there.

 

[stevew]

http://lolkoran.blogspot.com/

prego.
it's in there.

jihad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[narlus]

http://lolkoran.blogspot.com/

prego.
it's in there.

should have been lolpigkoran for maximum inflammatory possibilities.

 

[rockofullr]

Will anyone be pissed if I burn a lolkoran?

 

[$tinkle]

Will anyone be pissed if I burn a lolkoran?

just make sure you have some water nearby; perhaps in a floor mounted porcelain vessel.

safety first

 

[Pesqueeb]

 

[Andyman_1970]

Exodus 20:3 "3 No can has other ceiling cat!! U gotz other Ceiling Cat, I shoot yous wit mah lollazer eyes. Srsly."