That's because you should pre-roll pre-rideRolling Papers. Nobody ever remembers them.
That's because you should pre-roll pre-rideRolling Papers. Nobody ever remembers them.
After I bogart that bitch you're going to want to roll another one....That's because you should pre-roll pre-ride
Oh, a map is good (not just a trail map) if you're not familiar with the region.
And figure out a bail plan before you go.
I pre-roll for the post-ride session.That's because you should pre-roll pre-ride
And a beer. Not joking.Big ride deserves a sandwich.
Remember that one time I ate a half a large pizza for lunch and it still wasn't enough? Thank goodness for those Goo thingies... We'd have been F'd in the A if I didn't have 13 ounces of pure high fructose corn syrup stuffed deep in my pack.This. I carry a breakfast burrito for 2nd breakfast and pizza for lunch generally.
Also gold on that trip. Jeebus....Sawyer squeeze water filter and not carrying a $hitload of water (heavy as all hell). You have to know the route with regards to water stops for this, though...
Aw shucks thanks.This is also very important. FullTrucker is an excellent example of someone with this "can-do" attitude.
Pre-roll? Out here you just purchase a giant blunt from the store. It even comes with a protective plastic carrying case.That's because you should pre-roll pre-ride
Hmmm... this sounds like a REALLY good idea.Depending on how remote you will be, I've brought a water filter so that I can haul less water. Also, running out of water when you are way out is sketchy.
I kidney punch those who Bogart.After I bogart that bitch you're going to want to roll another one....
I appreciate that. 40 miles is no cakewalk, I agree, but for lots of people, 3500 feet over a whole day wouldn't need much more than the usual ride prep. It's hilly here in Northern California and we often ride that sort of elevation in half the distance.OG not being a dick... but definitely has a different view of "usual day on the bike". 40 miles is not a "usual" MTB ride for me, and I ride over 700 miles a month.
Don't make me sing Led Zeppelin songs behind you for the rest of the ride.I kidney punch those who Bogart.
Brake check!Don't make me sing Led Zeppelin songs behind you for the rest of the ride.
papers don't require batteries.The vape pen has made the pack bong obsolete.
To be honest - Special Brownies are probably the way to go. Weed AND lotsa calories. Just what the doctor ordered on a long ride!papers don't require batteries.
Works for Poison Ivy too (or so I have been told...I'm immune)Technu for poison oak.
You're immune until you get it!Works for Poison Ivy too (or so I have been told...I'm immune)
I've been exposed SO many times too...I am just waiting for my immunity to wear off one of these days. Smae with Bee stings. My mom is allergic to both, but I am not (so far).You're immune until you get it!
I can relate. I thought I was immune until I broke out with it covering 80% of my body.You're immune until you get it!
You must be new.Smoking pot on the trails. Not so cool. Partake at home....
Ooh, good call. I have a PeopleForBikes branded "buff" that I keep in my backcountry ski pack, I should keep something similar in the CamelSak. I should probably talk to my rad friend Nadia who just opened an Etsy store selling stuff like this to get one of her doo-dads.2. An inexpensive bandanna. It can be used to mop up blood/sweat, it can be ripped up into sections and used in making a splint, or possibly just used as a stylish accessory while covering up for helmet hair (or in my case my emerging bald spot) after your ride.
Sometimes my Jokes aren't funny and I sound like a asshole.You must be new.
Buffs are definitely nice, I use something similar when skiing if it's really cold/snowy out. The cheap bandanna is good to have because you can pick one up for a couple bucks and don't feel bad about trashing it if needed.Ooh, good call. I have a PeopleForBikes branded "buff" that I keep in my backcountry ski pack, I should keep something similar in the CamelSak. I should probably talk to my rad friend Nadia who just opened an Etsy store selling stuff like this to get one of her doo-dads.
I see. I didn't take any kind of offense. I was thinking that riding culture must be pretty different on the other coast.Sometimes my Jokes aren't funny and I sound like a asshole.
I credit Buffs with being one of the better clothing related purchases I have made in recent years. I have used it in very dusty conditions to cut down on ingestion, used it to recirculate humidity in my breath in particularly dry conditions, and as a neck/head cover during sunny times. Good suggestion.Ooh, good call. I have a PeopleForBikes branded "buff" that I keep in my backcountry ski pack, I should keep something similar in the CamelSak. I should probably talk to my rad friend Nadia who just opened an Etsy store selling stuff like this to get one of her doo-dads.
NOTE: Nadia's stuff is not "inexpensive" but it sure is cool.
Ditto, nothing like looking down and seeing your trouser snake covered in poison ivy to serve as a good reminder to avoid it like the plague.I can relate. I thought I was immune until I broke out with it covering 80% of my body.
I sing Led Zeppelins Immigrant Song or Blurs Song2 while I am riding behind you. I also sing all the guitar and bass parts between the breaks also. Its pretty amazing. I am a really good singer also. So it is like riding with Robert Plant or Damon whatever his name is.... I am working on some Radiohead and Guns and Roses songs to add to my playlist.Do not bring any musical instruments.
I repeat.
DO. NOT.
Everyone hates that guy & even the ones who bob thier head, secretly want to kill them.
Singing & whistling are OK.I sing Led Zeppelins Immigrant Song or Blurs Song2 while I am riding behind you. I also sing all the guitar and bass parts between the breaks also. Its pretty amazing. I am a really good singer also. So it is like riding with Robert Plant or Damon whatever his name is.... I am working on some Radiohead and Guns and Roses songs to add to my playlist.
I can't whistle or chew gum. It always ends up in my hair. The gum that is....Singing & whistling are OK.