[anonDH]

Looks like he's one step away from wearing a big hat.

 

[anonDH]

yup

 

[shelteringsky]

Mountain bikers have Instagram accounts- this is thrilling news!

 

[rockofullr]

 

[Bikael Molton]

To be fair, some of those insta-famous poppy fields are pretty nearby to him in Elsinore.

Not saying he isn't wack, just that taking those pics would be super convenient for him.

But, his blue and red kit is major clashing with the orange.

Someone please photoshop shirtless Lopes wearing a big hat in Joshua Tree... maybe with a Tepui roof tent in the background.

 

[Jm_]

 

[canadmos]

https://instagram.com/publiclandshateyou?utm_source=ig_profile_share&igshid=1gaw63z1jdeq

 

[kidwoo]

Please help us team robot. You're our only hope.

 

[Bikael Molton]

Lopes getting into opium would be a novel turn of events.

 

[sethimus]

isn't having an opium addiction the new "it" piece if you are an american anyways these days?

 

[maxyedor]

isn't having an opium addiction the new "it" piece if you are an american anyways these days?

Please, opium is for children. We snort Fentanyl through a rolled up Kraft single here in 'Murica

Lopes doesn't appear to be off trail nor crushing flowers, regrettably, I can't hate on this.

 

[iRider]

Lopes doesn't appear to be off trail nor crushing flowers, regrettably, I can't hate on this.

Too bad he didn't post a picture of where he left his van, right?

 

[maxyedor]

Too bad he didn't post a picture of where he left his van, right?

Do poppies grow in handicap spots at a 45° angle?

 

[norbar]

The only Lopes news I'm interested in is him winning more douche gold medals. Why doesn't he blog more? Can't he be angry the sun shines at his chest at the wrong angle so it forces him to park his car wrong?

 

[jonKranked]

is he still on ellesworth?

 

[norbar]

is he still on ellesworth?

That would qualify for my needs.

 

[roflbox]

is he still on ellesworth?

That would qualify for my needs.

Ibis now
heuheuheuheuheuheuhe

 

[jonKranked]

Ibis now
heuheuheuheuheuheuhe

bummer, if he was on an ellesworth ebike i think we're officially run out of jokes

 

[norbar]

bummer, if he was on an ellesworth ebike i think we're officially run out of jokes

I think Ibis will do fine. Especially with their naming. Since the last time Lopes was riding for them his bike was the runny maybe his new model can be called "buttplug"

 

[jonKranked]

I think Ibis will do fine. Especially with their naming. Since the last time Lopes was riding for them his bike was the runny maybe his new model can be called "buttplug"

e-Bis.

 

[Bikael Molton]

Ryno Power mystery ingredient.

isn't having an opium addiction the new "it" piece if you are an american anyways these days?

 

[toodles]

This only gets better

 

[sethimus]

 

[manhattanprjkt83]

wait someone explain the big hat, i'm totally missing something great here.

 

[xy9ine]

true story: i raced lopes @ the whistler ews a couple years ago (old guy cat). yes, he won. part of me was like: fuck you, sandbagger. part of me was like: i guess you're old, so well within your rights vs racing with the proper fast pro guys. that said, he didn't display any hints of douchebaggery, and was properly fast, so meh?

 

[anonDH]

 

[sethimus]

skin suit, golden suit and "i wear my own skin-suit"

 

[chris_f]

The sheer amount of douchebaggery happening on that podium is impressive.

 

[ZHendo]

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I NEED one of those Palmer Mountain Dew jerseys

 

[Nick]

The sheer amount of douchebaggery happening on that podium is impressive.

There is but one douchebag on that podium....

The one ®

 

[kidwoo]

There is but one douchebag on that podium....

The one ®

are you saying that even amongst douchebags, there is but one, solitary douchebag of such douchebaggery that even this douchebag appears amongst douchebags as a douchebag?



that checks out

 

[amishmatt]

Only Lopes could make a guy dressed like Guy Fieri in a gold suit not look like a douchebag.

 

[Nick]

Only Lopes could make a guy dressed like Guy Fieri in a gold suit not look like a douchebag.

you shut your dirty mouth!

 

[4xBoy]

He looks like Paul Ryan, who is a D-bag.

 

[kidwoo]

Only Lopes could make a guy dressed like Guy Fieri in a gold suit not look like a douchebag.

He makes package Carter look normal.

 

[Nick]

didn't Eric Carter used to post up here years ago?

 

[kidwoo]

didn't Eric Carter used to post up here years ago?

BC Van

The BC apparently was for Ball Carrier.

 

[HardtailHack]

Now that he has all this power can he bring the Bling Bling back? That was an epic tyre and a bit more useful for XC than a Minion SS.

 

[Gary]

What do you mean WAS?

#264LYFbro

 

[Bikael Molton]

I gave my last Bling Bling to a buddy last year. Cool tire... a 3C version would be sweet.