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Lopes the social media influencer

Discussion in 'Downhill & Freeride' started by anonDH, Apr 10, 2019.

  1. anonDH

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    Looks like he's one step away from wearing a big hat.
     

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  2. anonDH

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    yup
     

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    Mountain bikers have Instagram accounts- this is thrilling news!
     
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    To be fair, some of those insta-famous poppy fields are pretty nearby to him in Elsinore.

    Not saying he isn't wack, just that taking those pics would be super convenient for him.

    But, his blue and red kit is major clashing with the orange.

    Someone please photoshop shirtless Lopes wearing a big hat in Joshua Tree... maybe with a Tepui roof tent in the background.
     
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    Lopes getting into opium would be a novel turn of events.
     
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    isn't having an opium addiction the new "it" piece if you are an american anyways these days?
     
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    Please, opium is for children. We snort Fentanyl through a rolled up Kraft single here in 'Murica

    Lopes doesn't appear to be off trail nor crushing flowers, regrettably, I can't hate on this.
     
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    Too bad he didn't post a picture of where he left his van, right? :D
     
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    Do poppies grow in handicap spots at a 45° angle?
     
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    The only Lopes news I'm interested in is him winning more douche gold medals. Why doesn't he blog more? Can't he be angry the sun shines at his chest at the wrong angle so it forces him to park his car wrong?
     
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    is he still on ellesworth? :rofl:
     
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    That would qualify for my needs.
     
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    bummer, if he was on an ellesworth ebike i think we're officially run out of jokes
     
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    I think Ibis will do fine. Especially with their naming. Since the last time Lopes was riding for them his bike was the runny maybe his new model can be called "buttplug"
     
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    This only gets better
     
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    wait someone explain the big hat, i'm totally missing something great here.
     
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    true story: i raced lopes @ the whistler ews a couple years ago (old guy cat). yes, he won. part of me was like: fuck you, sandbagger. part of me was like: i guess you're old, so well within your rights vs racing with the proper fast pro guys. that said, he didn't display any hints of douchebaggery, and was properly fast, so meh?