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Lopes the social media influencer

rpet

Turbo Monkey
Jun 9, 2003
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El Lay
To be fair, some of those insta-famous poppy fields are pretty nearby to him in Elsinore.

Not saying he isn't wack, just that taking those pics would be super convenient for him.

But, his blue and red kit is major clashing with the orange.

Someone please photoshop shirtless Lopes wearing a big hat in Joshua Tree... maybe with a Tepui roof tent in the background.
 

norbar

Turbo Monkey
Jun 7, 2007
9,691
400
Warsaw :/
The only Lopes news I'm interested in is him winning more douche gold medals. Why doesn't he blog more? Can't he be angry the sun shines at his chest at the wrong angle so it forces him to park his car wrong?
 

norbar

Turbo Monkey
Jun 7, 2007
9,691
400
Warsaw :/
bummer, if he was on an ellesworth ebike i think we're officially run out of jokes
I think Ibis will do fine. Especially with their naming. Since the last time Lopes was riding for them his bike was the runny maybe his new model can be called "buttplug"
 

xy9ine

Turbo Monkey
Mar 22, 2004
2,845
236
vancouver eastside
true story: i raced lopes @ the whistler ews a couple years ago (old guy cat). yes, he won. part of me was like: fuck you, sandbagger. part of me was like: i guess you're old, so well within your rights vs racing with the proper fast pro guys. that said, he didn't display any hints of douchebaggery, and was properly fast, so meh?
 

kidwoo

Celebrating No-Pants Day
Aug 25, 2003
22,535
2,214
In my pants
There is but one douchebag on that podium....

The one ®
are you saying that even amongst douchebags, there is but one, solitary douchebag of such douchebaggery that even this douchebag appears amongst douchebags as a douchebag?



that checks out
 

HardtailHack

used an iron once
Jan 20, 2009
2,386
269
Now that he has all this power can he bring the Bling Bling back? That was an epic tyre and a bit more useful for XC than a Minion SS.