Lopes the social media influencer
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at this point i'm not convinced he owns any garments that would cover his torso.
To be fair, this was 15 - 20 years ago. If I had fully sick pecs and was a regular on the podium at high level DH races at age 20, I'd have been doing that too.
perhaps he's just got sensitive skin and most fabrics chafe his nipples. you guys ever think of that? have you no empathy? i'm sure he's just misunderstood.
the term toxic masculinity finally makes sense to me after seeing that photo^^
Bro nipples and pepe'
We're doomed
Bro nipples and pepe'
We're doomed
To rise above the douche you must first.... become the douche yourself.
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If this thread is the last thing the internet delivers to humanity, it was all worth it.
I looked for my photo of a teenage me with a shirtless lopes at the 1993 Mt. Snow NORBA national, but only came up with one of me an H-ball. I assume Lopes snuck into my house and located his photo, and now uses that to pleasure himself.
I looked for my photo of a teenage me with a shirtless lopes at the 1993 Mt. Snow NORBA national, but only came up with one of me an H-ball. I assume Lopes snuck into my house and located his photo, and now uses that to pleasure himself.
Did he drop something in a paint barrel or something? This picture makes no sense. I can't figure out what's going on here.
he dropped it into 2 years ago.
The man is now sponsored by Nicolai...
https://www.instagram.com/p/ByQLCoZiTVY/?igshid=jfszjw8ydj38
https://www.instagram.com/p/ByQLCoZiTVY/?igshid=jfszjw8ydj38
Ho is gonna 'ho
??? the geometron is one of the best bikes out there. the few people i know that have them absolutely rave about them.
Do you know what the geometron is?In 2002
It is literally the anti-2002
Low (sub 18") BB
16 meter wheelbase
sub 90 degree headangle
Was 2017 particularly red?
I mean.....it kinda looks like a tan line if it were anyone else. But that would involve wearing a........yeah, nevermind. There's no way it's that. No way in hell.
somebody must have dipped him into some sunscreen upside down holding him by the ankles. There really is no other option.
You know how people always tell you to "just be yourself."
That is terrible advice if you are a natural born full fledged douche canoe.
Maybe try something like, "Put on a shirt and park between the lines. You will be 50 soon."
That is terrible advice if you are a natural born full fledged douche canoe.
Maybe try something like, "Put on a shirt and park between the lines. You will be 50 soon."
I guess it's not a fair statement. Just remember them feeling quite relevant at a time, and around 2010-2015 seemingly having lost their way (due to their selection of bikes).
Geometron and their recent lineup looks kinda interesting again.
This on the other hand...
What do they hope to gain from sponsoring Lopes? The former dh and 4x racing legacy? Weird.
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I mean yeah they definitely still have some insane-o shit in their lineup, they are still ze Germans.I guess it's not a fair statement. Just remember them feeling quite relevant at a time, and around 2010-2015 seemingly having lost their way (due to their selection of bikes).
Geometron and their recent lineup looks kinda interesting again.
This on the other hand...
What do they hope to gain from sponsoring Lopes? The former dh and 4x racing legacy? Weird.
The g13 is pretty mental, a 130mm trail bike with a 64.5 deg HA and 510 mm reach in large, with the shock in the high position it would probably work pretty well with 650b wheels too.
They even have sensible HT lengths so you can get away with running no spacers unlike some Norco and Spesh bikes that seem to need a stack plus a riser bar.
They even have sensible HT lengths so you can get away with running no spacers unlike some Norco and Spesh bikes that seem to need a stack plus a riser bar.
i can't remember which version @HAB has but i'm pretty sure he's running 27.5 wheels.
I wish I could afford a G15/G16 with a Pinion gearbox. I'm pretty sure it'd be the last bike I'd buy.
If the pinion had less slack (more engagement) I would be riding one.
Second place and the shirt was still on-
