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Lord, not Gary Coleman!

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by DirtMcGirk, May 28, 2010.

  1. DirtMcGirk

    DirtMcGirk <b>WAY</b> Dumber than N8 (to the power of ten alm

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    Gary Coleman in critical condition in Utah.

    Call me strange, but I don't think I would want to be Gary Coleman in Utah. The Mormon church isn't so hot on blacks, and I think they look down on "little people."

    First Ronnie James.
    Then god tried for Brett Michaels.
    What next, Todd Bridges?
    Maybe Vanilla Ice?

    Tough week to be a b-lister.
     

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  2. gonefirefightin

    gonefirefightin free wieners

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    it cant be that bad.....the dudes only 3 feet tall, maybe he ran into the corner of the coffee table
     
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  3. worship_mud

    worship_mud Turbo Monkey

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    no reason to worry, to say in Gary's own words:
    LOL!
     
  4. AngryMetalsmith

    AngryMetalsmith Business is good, thanks for asking

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  5. DirtMcGirk

    DirtMcGirk <b>WAY</b> Dumber than N8 (to the power of ten alm

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    Then again, if he's now starring in "films" like Midgets vs. Mascots, maybe it's his time to move on.
     
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    i saw this on the news last night and i'm with ya dirtmcgirk i hope the little guy pulls through .
     
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    sstalder5 Turbo Monkey

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    :shocked: I didnt know people did that! Amazing!
     
  8. jimmydean

    jimmydean The Official Meat of Ridemonkey

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    MMike A fowl peckerwood.

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    What's weird is that both of those guys look EXACTLY the same today.....
     
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    jonKranked Press Button, Receive Stupid

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    jesus, we'll give you MMike if we can keep Gary Coleman.
     
  11. $tinkle

    $tinkle Expert on blowing

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    is he still a virgin?

    let's get him a hooker before it's too late.
     
  12. Pesqueeb

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    I think the question really should be, "why hasn't Jeebus taken Gary yet?"
     
  13. Silver

    Silver find me a tampon

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    I knew there was a reason we should have kept Terry Schiavo on life support...
     
  14. $tinkle

    $tinkle Expert on blowing

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    "feeding tube"...
     
  15. gonefirefightin

    gonefirefightin free wieners

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    I like where this thread is going
     
  16. gonefirefightin

    gonefirefightin free wieners

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    $tinkle Expert on blowing

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    dang.



    typical white utard reporting also lumps this in:
    Gary Coleman Hospitalized and 50 Cent Loses 50 Pounds
     
  18. N8 v2.0

    N8 v2.0 Not the sharpest tool in the shed

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    gonefirefightin free wieners

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    mandown Poopdeck Repost

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    $tinkle Expert on blowing

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    since i have no concept of time nor tact, when's it ok to talk about the elephant in the room, which is a "diff'rent strokes" correlation?
     
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    SkaredShtles I love NEWCASTLE and will ONLY drink NEWCASTLE!!!!

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  24. $tinkle

    $tinkle Expert on blowing

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    and wiki already updated w/ autopsy fotos
     
  25. DirtMcGirk

    DirtMcGirk <b>WAY</b> Dumber than N8 (to the power of ten alm

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    I'll be pouring some out of the bottle on the right for my man Gary tonight.
    I would have gladly traded Mmike and even BV for just one more "what you talkin about Willis."

    RIP little homie.
     
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    Pesqueeb bicycle in airplane hangar

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    TKCastle Monkey

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    He lived a short life.

    Had lots of short comings.
     
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    I think his wife jacked him in the head with something. From what i've heard, they were getting the cops called on them for fighting a lot. I know he went to jail about a year or two ago for fighting with his woman.
     
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    JohnE filthy rascist

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    MMike? Too little, too late for Arnold....
     
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    X3pilot Texans fan - LOL

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    RIP Webster!


    Oh wait. Wha?? Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
     
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    at least he got his name on his coffin






    too soon?
     
  33. JohnE

    JohnE filthy rascist

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    Wow...thats bad. Funny, but bad...
     
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    Another day in purgatory for ya...
     
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    IH8Rice I'm Mr. Negative! I Fail!

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    moff_quigley Why don't you have a seat over there?

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    Dennis hopper too. Who's next?
     
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  39. $tinkle

    $tinkle Expert on blowing

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    maybe the reason why she left her plebeian life & married a celeb was to get away from handling all the near death minorities she'd see on the mean streets of west hollywood?

    can't fault a girl for following her dreams, now can we?