[LordOpie]

I had a first date with a lovely lady this weekend who wore such a shirt.

Come on, seriously, that's not fair.

hey, it's better than a thread about drinking urine, yeah?

 

[Flakey Jake]

She wanted to impress you with her feminine charms. Sounds like it worked. Also sounds like u didnt get none! har har!!!

 

[lovebunny]

shoula taken your napkin and ripped off little pieces and throw them in her cleavage

 

[amateur]

shoula taken your napkin and ripped off little pieces and throw them in her cleavage

Chicks dig this.

 

[blue]

Chicks dig this.

It's worked EVERY time for me.

 

[LordOpie]

She wanted to impress you with her feminine charms. Sounds like it worked. Also sounds like u didnt get none! har har!!!

Eh, when you get to my age, getting some easy. Getting some good stuff takes time.

shoula taken your napkin and ripped off little pieces and throw them in her cleavage

uhh, we went to a restaurant that had those thick cloth napkins.

Next time I take a lady to McDonald's, I'll try this.

 

[SkaredShtles]

<snip>
uhh, we went to a restaurant that had those thick cloth napkins.

Next time I take a lady to McDonald's, I'll try this.

And the youngsters get p0wn3d!!

 

[kizzi77]

Chicks dig this.

I know I do, and it doesn't have to be napkins...ice is always a big winner as well.

Although my favorite is when a guy tells me "that shirt looks itchy....you should take it off", I know I've been gotten with that AT LEAST a couple of times

 

[ioscope]

/flick ice

 

[stosh]

..........

 

[Dartman]

..........

Hehehee...Tittywop.

 

[lovebunny]

Eh, when you get to my age, getting some easy. Getting some good stuff takes time.



uhh, we went to a restaurant that had those thick cloth napkins.

Next time I take a lady to McDonald's, I'll try this.

well whatd you order? theres gotta be something usable. i like using croutons. only the square ones though. the other kind have the wrong aerodynamics and can veer off course

 

[JRB]

What kind of dummy tosses croutons at their date???

 

[lovebunny]

you can use cheeseburgers too loco. shes just gotta have a huuuuuuuuuge rack

 

[.:Jeenyus:.]

What kind of dummy tosses croutons at their date???

lovebunny aparrently. The cheeseburger seems like something Mack might throw.

 

[kinghami3]

shoula taken your napkin and ripped off little pieces and throw them in her cleavage

I did that... we're not dating anymore...

 

[Konabumm]

I had a first date with a lovely lady this weekend who wore such a shirt.

Come on, seriously, that's not fair.

hey, it's better than a thread about drinking urine, yeah?

thats just her way of telling you to come and take it caveman style

 

[Greyhound]

Know what I think is awful? ....The "Muffin Top" You know, when you see a girl who is chubby wearing a shirt that's too tight and too short, so her belly is poking out all around, creating the muffin top. Said shirt usually contains phrases like "Boy Magnet" "Heartbreaker" and "Porn Star"

 

[stevew]

Know what I think is awful? ....The "Muffin Top" You know, when you see a girl who is chubby wearing a shirt that's too tight and too short, so her belly is poking out all around, creating the muffin top. Said shirt usually contains phrases like "Boy Magnet" "Heartbreaker" and "Porn Star"

Don't forget "Future MILF".

 

[bluebug32]

How low cut are we talking about here?

 

[I Are Baboon]

Know what I think is awful? ....The "Muffin Top"

NICE! I didn't know what the terminology was for this, but now I know.

 

[stevew]

How low cut are we talking about here?

Question does not make sense?

 

[def]

Don't forget "Future MILF".

from Family Guy: "hey Meg, how about these cute shirts. This one says 'Hottie' and this one says 'Porn Star' and this one says 'Sperm Dumpster'."

 

[LordOpie]

How low cut are we talking about here?

I'm not a fashion expert. How about you try on various low-cut shirts, take and post pics, and I'll choose the closest one?

Anyone else think this is a good idea?

 

[Polandspring88]

I'm not a fashion expert. How about you try on various low-cut shirts, take and post pics, and I'll choose the closest one?

Anyone else think this is a good idea?

Just tell her that she has nice, large, voluptuous breasts that you would love to bury your face in between.

 

[douglas]

NICE! I didn't know what the terminology was for this, but now I know.

http://www.ridemonkey.com/forums/showthread.php?t=126416&highlight=muffin

 

[LittleBetty]

Wow, did this girl have any class at all? Was this a nice dinner, cause if she wore a short shirt to a classy place well then thats pretty bad!!!
I'm just surprised that none of you guys asked about the place they ate at??
You mentioned that there was white linen table cloths, so I would think that this was more then just your average casual place to eat.

 

[LordOpie]

Ok, specifically... I had two seperate dates this weekend. One did have paper napkins, but I just wanted to put that young whipper-snapper in his place. Who throws stuff in a lady's shirt on the first date? Save that until you've actually seen her boobies up-close and personal like.

 

[LittleBetty]

Oh so thats what its about then?? Just get her out on the first date then after that its all about s*x??
Wow, whatever happened to a guy actually trying for a relationship??

 

[LordOpie]

Oh so thats what its about then?? Just get her out on the first date then after that its all about s*x??
Wow, whatever happened to a guy actually trying for a relationship??

You're new here and obviously don't know me. Perhaps save the silly accusations until you've been here a bit?

Besides, my last g/f and I talked about marriage and kids and wonderful life together until she decided she wasn't ready for a real relationship... we even stopped using protection and hoped to get pregnant, pre-natal vitamins, birth control tests, the whole thingy.

So for now, it's just about enjoying the moment for me.

 

[johnbryanpeters]

LittleBetty,

In the real world, guys are focused on getting laid; the relationships tend to evolve incidentally. I don't think that anything has changed in this regard.

J

 

[LittleBetty]

I hear ya and I know this but it still shocks me when I hear this about a first date!!! Yes, the world envolves around s*x that is no shocker by anymeans.
So LO how did the rest of the date GO???

 

[Crazy Sweeper]

I don't think Opie is complaining about her cleavage. I think the issue is that he's trying to at least fake some interest in what the girl has to say but the lower her shirt cut gets, the stronger her eye magnets become. I agree with you Opie, you know she wants you to look, but if she catches you looking she'll yell at you.

 

[JRB]

<snip>I agree with you Opie, you know she wants you to look, but if she catches you looking she'll yell at you.

I would imagine she is unimpressed with the circus tent.

 

[Crazy Sweeper]

I would imagine she is unimpressed with the circus tent.

depends if it's a pup tent, or a ringling bros. tent.

 

[LordOpie]

I hear ya and I know this but it still shocks me when I hear this about a first date!!! Yes, the world envolves around s*x that is no shocker by anymeans.
So LO how did the rest of the date GO???

Wait a moment... you accused me of being strictly about sex. Do you take back your accusation? I mentioned earlier in this thread that sex is easy to get, the "good stuff" (making love) takes time. I'm 100% positive I could've had sex this weekend, but I chose not.

But to answer your question, dates went well.

I don't think Opie is complaining about her cleavage. I think the issue is that he's trying to at least fake some interest in what the girl has to say but the lower her shirt cut gets, the stronger her eye magnets become. I agree with you Opie, you know she wants you to look, but if she catches you looking she'll yell at you.

Exactly. Women can be quite difficult. They want you to look, but get annoyed when you do. At least give me a chance to focus on what you're saying... she did have very nice boobies :evil: G-d Bless Boobies!

 

[LittleBetty]

Or maybe the girl just LACKS TACT!!!

 

[I Are Baboon]

Jeez, did Opie's stalker ex join RM?

 

[LittleBetty]

I wasn't accusing you of anything I have to state what I said cause there are girls like myself out there that would shake their heads at what you said about her wearing a short shirt??
First how old is this girl you went out with?? I think its ok for a YOUNG WOMEN but anything over 30 is just not CLASSY!!

 

[laura]

Jeez, did Opie's stalker ex join RM?

HA! i was thinking the same thing.