My marriage?To keep your marriage alive???
I am genuinely disturbed by this thread.
LOL!how in the hll does the puss smell/taste better when it smells like pine?
Why wait until after?better yet, if he's so incredibly concerned with that level of cleanliness... why the hll doesn't he dip his doo da in Pine Sol after teh sex?
Earth friendly? What's that gonna kill?we don't have any Pine Sol....
we've got Trader Joe's brand earth friendly cleaner
why the hll doesn't he dip his doo da in Pine Sol after teh sex?
bwahahairate2:That's what I do....even if I don't get any...Every morning.... just in case.
I can tell you what it's not gonna kill...
the dogs
they keep on licking the floor, and I don't want them lapping up chemicals
I thought she liked you to dip it in whiskey? Or chocolate? Not that chocolate you fvckin sicko.Why wait until after?
Why not dip beforehand? Kill two birds with one stone.good point
why would a man want his wee man to go spelunking in chemicals????
better yet, if he's so incredibly concerned with that level of cleanliness... why the hll doesn't he dip his doo da in Pine Sol after teh sex?
this and a bucket might take care of that.they keep on licking the floor, and I don't want them lapping up chemicals
Well, this chick down at the dog park said she just used lysol to hide the smell of peanut butter...I didn't quite catch her meaning.I am genuinely disturbed by the fact that people needed their women to be industrially cleaned.
and....
how in the hll does the puss smell/taste better when it smells like pine?
Another secret between man and dog.Well, this chick down at the dog park said she just used lysol to hide the smell of peanut butter...I didn't quite catch her meaning.
MD
Because it's proved beyotch. Now get in there and save that marriage!!how in the hll does the puss smell/taste better when it smells like pine?
Your failure as a woman in the many duties assigned as such is disheartening but it also makes clear for you the goals you have ahead......I'm not married
I JUST got my custom title... let me live with it for a bit....New custom title for MudGrrl?
'Pine Fresh'?
Are we still talking about listerine and lysol?...some women just can't learn to gargle it properly, though...
Only if she's freaky like that.no, I think we're talking about mobile protein shakes now