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Lysol and Femininity

LordOpie

MOTHER HEN
Oct 17, 2002
21,022
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Denver
That explains why we have Lysol in the bathroom at my work.


Wouldn't it be really odd if that stuff kept HPV dormant?
 

MudGrrl

AAAAH! Monkeys stole my math!
Mar 4, 2004
3,123
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Boston....outside of it....
good point




why would a man want his wee man to go spelunking in chemicals????


better yet, if he's so incredibly concerned with that level of cleanliness... why the hll doesn't he dip his doo da in Pine Sol after teh sex?
 

Westy

the teste
Nov 22, 2002
56,432
22,523
Sleazattle
good point




why would a man want his wee man to go spelunking in chemicals????


better yet, if he's so incredibly concerned with that level of cleanliness... why the hll doesn't he dip his doo da in Pine Sol after teh sex?
Why not dip beforehand? Kill two birds with one stone.
[Cue Roto Rooter jingle]
 

MikeD

Leader and Demogogue of the Ridemonkey Satinists
Oct 26, 2001
11,737
1,820
chez moi
I am genuinely disturbed by the fact that people needed their women to be industrially cleaned.

and....


how in the hll does the puss smell/taste better when it smells like pine?
Well, this chick down at the dog park said she just used lysol to hide the smell of peanut butter...I didn't quite catch her meaning.

MD
 

MudGrrl

AAAAH! Monkeys stole my math!
Mar 4, 2004
3,123
0
Boston....outside of it....
.....I'm not married



so, should I be pouncing on strangers on the street and giving them Lysol douches???


Maybe I can save someone else's marriage

AND make the news
 

MikeD

Leader and Demogogue of the Ridemonkey Satinists
Oct 26, 2001
11,737
1,820
chez moi
I always thought that listerine would be a better choice than lysol...some women just can't learn to gargle it properly, though...