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CBJ

year old fart
Mar 19, 2002
13,171
5,052
Copenhagen, Denmark
Enjoying sitting down at work today after two days of riding. It was a strange weekend where I had cramping problems but I still managed to ride way faster from the last split and to the finish line then the rest of the day of course given that there were no big climbs at the end. I am not sure if it was general bad hydration and prep last week or because I have not done enough long rides in the last 30 days. I suspect the lack of +100km rides.
 

Heidi

Der hund ist laut und braun
Aug 22, 2001
10,184
797
Bend, Oregon
Rise and fucking shine! Had an outstanding few days of riding here so far. LOVED Little Creek Mesa and Guacamole. We'll see what today brings. Coffee first because lots of fancy tequilas last night.
 

Toshi

butthole powerwashing evangelist
Oct 23, 2001
39,768
8,762
Bleary eyed. Worked 5-10 PM. Washed car on way home--I've been slacking on that, been a week maybe? Watched GoT, saw Trogdor burninate the villagers. Then read a bit of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire as I'm near the end, called it at 12:40, and then fed kid 3 a bottle from 4:30-5 or so.
 

roflbox

roflborx
Jan 23, 2017
3,163
834
Raleigh, NC
any recommendations on auto insurance?
need to change that soon, got best quotes from brogressive, but, hear some varying remarks on their claim process
 

Sandwich

Pig my fish!
Staff member
May 23, 2002
21,837
7,097
borcester rhymes
even i didn't fuck that one up. wifey's MD present was clipless shoes. I even got her a card for the kids to sign.
oh it's not like I didn't buy her shit. I just didn't buy her enough shit. she doesn't care about valentines, birthdays, our anniversary or christmas

but yeah mother's day
 

stoney

Part of the unwashed, middle-American horde
Jul 26, 2006
22,002
7,886
Colorado
FTS came in hot this am. Haley had a near breakdown because in-laws woke her up at 4am when getting ready for their flight home. Dropped the Subie off for 60k service this am, at least the stuff I don't have time to do. They really don't like it when you bring in parts, especially after they quote you the whole package and you rape their mark-up.

Driving all over metro today for client management meetings and have a call with my manager later today. Apparently my singular day of meetings last week already bumped me into a semi-high production spot of our field reps YTD (as expected). Guessing he wants to discuss how he is going to get me out more and sooner.

FTS is really high though. Once I get my catch up done, I'll be spending some time on Mint...
 

jonKranked

Detective Dookie
Nov 10, 2005
88,828
27,043
media blackout
Driving all over metro today for client management meetings and have a call with my manager later today. Apparently my singular day of meetings last week already bumped me into a semi-high production spot of our field reps YTD (as expected). Guessing he wants to discuss how he is going to get me out more and sooner.
 

Sandwich

Pig my fish!
Staff member
May 23, 2002
21,837
7,097
borcester rhymes
Repeat after me: You're not my mother.

note: this only works once kids old enough to make her their own shitty cards/precious memories etc.
plenty of shitty gifts for mom. I even got her a shitty gift. The kids are too young for brunch and it pissed rain all day, otherwise I would have taken them out for a drag.

Oh yeah, we sent my mom flowers but she was out of town all weekend and is now headed to italy, FML. Those will die on her doorstep.
 

TN

Hey baby, want a hot dog?
Jul 9, 2002
14,301
1,353
Jimtown, CO
Morns'.
Was up in Grand Lakes yesterday, explored, poked around, ate lunch.
Stopped at Hot Sulfur Springs for a good afternoon soak then hit the buffet in Blackhawk on the way home.
The soak was great but it took 3 showers to get the rotten eggs smell off my skin.
 

stoney

Part of the unwashed, middle-American horde
Jul 26, 2006
22,002
7,886
Colorado
plenty of shitty gifts for mom. I even got her a shitty gift. The kids are too young for brunch and it pissed rain all day, otherwise I would have taken them out for a drag.

Oh yeah, we sent my mom flowers but she was out of town all weekend and is now headed to italy, FML. Those will die on her doorstep.
Wifey commented that I didn't get her a card or say anything to her. My response of "you're not my mother and it's a marketing holiday" didn't go well; expected, but not well. You'd figure after 10 years married an 6 years with a kid she wouldn't expect too much...
 

stoney

Part of the unwashed, middle-American horde
Jul 26, 2006
22,002
7,886
Colorado
Morns'.
Was up in Grand Lakes yesterday, explored, poked around, ate lunch.
Stopped at Hot Sulfur Springs for a good afternoon soak then hit the buffet in Blackhawk on the way home.
The soak was great but it took 3 showers to get the rotten eggs smell off my skin.
What about the dirty hippy smell? Did you get rid of that?
 

TN

Hey baby, want a hot dog?
Jul 9, 2002
14,301
1,353
Jimtown, CO
Bleary eyed. Worked 5-10 PM. Washed car on way home--I've been slacking on that, been a week maybe? Watched GoT, saw Trogdor burninate the villagers. Then read a bit of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire as I'm near the end, called it at 12:40, and then fed kid 3 a bottle from 4:30-5 or so.
I fell asleep 5 minutes in. First thing Erynn says to me when I wake up this morning was "Danerys burned the city down even though they surrendered" #spoiler
 

SkaredShtles

Michael Bolton
Sep 21, 2003
67,858
14,182
In a van.... down by the river
Wifey commented that I didn't get her a card or say anything to her. My response of "you're not my mother and it's a marketing holiday" didn't go well; expected, but not well. You'd figure after 10 years married an 6 years with a kid she wouldn't expect too much...
6yo is old enough to do that shit herself. Wife is being unreasonable.

That said - good thing you expected it to go poorly.

:p
 

dan-o

Turbo Monkey
Jun 30, 2004
6,499
2,805
Wifey commented that I didn't get her a card or say anything to her. My response of "you're not my mother and it's a marketing holiday" didn't go well; expected, but not well. You'd figure after 10 years married an 6 years with a kid she wouldn't expect too much...
Even I said Happy Mothers Day, what are you a savage?
 

kazlx

Patches O'Houlihan
Aug 7, 2006
6,985
1,958
Tustin, CA
Bought wife gift card for massage. Got cards. Got flowers for wife, mom, MiL and SiL. It worked out. Went over to the inlaws yesterday and just hung out with family and grilled some burgers and hotdogs. Overall, pretty chill. We were back home by 3 and the kids were spent, so win/win. The older I get, the more annoying pretty much all holidays are, especially the 'just buy stupid shit' for people ones.
 

TN

Hey baby, want a hot dog?
Jul 9, 2002
14,301
1,353
Jimtown, CO
the joys of co-parenting- we didnt have the girls this weekend so did fun adult stuff instead.
 

canadmos

Cake Tease
May 29, 2011
21,998
21,527
Canaderp
Running around today getting crap for camping this week. Toilet paper and baby wipes acquired, I figure those are high priority. Hoping border peeps dont confiscate my Pink Lady apples and sandwich stuff.

Looking forward to this. Praying it doesn't rain.