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what is that you'r saying?
Volvo in for repair. Buttons on the steering wheel broke and the auto lift gate started sounding like its ready to die.
Warm enough to ride the moto into work without being totally miserable, but I-66 feels like a motocross course, esp in the dark.
(JBP, still waiting on Walridge for those damed fork parts...killing me seeing it sitting in the garage with the front end off for weeks on end...)
(JBP, still waiting on Walridge for those damed fork parts...killing me seeing it sitting in the garage with the front end off for weeks on end...)
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too nice out. wish i could play hookie, but that ain't happenin. BOO THIS DAY
Mornin!
Sent in a counter offer for one of the jerbs asking for more $$$. Not unreasonable, but we shall see what they say. Otherwise, it would appear that this job hunting saga may be over with.
Now to buy a fuel efficient commuter car.
Sent in a counter offer for one of the jerbs asking for more $$$. Not unreasonable, but we shall see what they say. Otherwise, it would appear that this job hunting saga may be over with.
Now to buy a fuel efficient commuter car.
congo rats
back at werk, herp a derp
not much riding this weekend. Plenty of illnesses. Didn't want to get on the road to deal with drunky mcpregame on the same day as the stupor bowl. Hope I can get out there this weekend. Still waiting on my german parts. hmpph
back at werk, herp a derp
not much riding this weekend. Plenty of illnesses. Didn't want to get on the road to deal with drunky mcpregame on the same day as the stupor bowl. Hope I can get out there this weekend. Still waiting on my german parts. hmpph
31* and windy damn, it was 72 on Saturday. I guess it is going to be a warm jacket and long pants kind of day. Breing coffee and feeding the dogs. Aside from needing the money what is my motivation for going to work today? fucking none that's what.
Uppper decker week here. Gawd I am le bored. Rode a little yesterday and my knee is giving me the shitz today, no idea why.
Three things from the redneck wedding:
It was in a literal swamp.
The bride's father was wearing dress shoes with no socks. Bride's mother was high as fuck on "meth or heroin." I guess we couldn't narrow it down further than that.
The enormous woman sitting across from me chugged a Chek soda, belched loudly, then crushed the can flat between her Michelin Man hands. This, my friends, was the highlight of the evening. I know some people got married or whatever, but I saw a genuine goddam Corn Syrup Troll.
They gussied the bride up so she looked like the Statue of Liberty instead of Shrek. All in all, that's quite an improvement. I mean, who hasn't cranked one off to the Statue of Liberty?
Anybody want to guess how pregnant she was?
It was in a literal swamp.
The bride's father was wearing dress shoes with no socks. Bride's mother was high as fuck on "meth or heroin." I guess we couldn't narrow it down further than that.
The enormous woman sitting across from me chugged a Chek soda, belched loudly, then crushed the can flat between her Michelin Man hands. This, my friends, was the highlight of the evening. I know some people got married or whatever, but I saw a genuine goddam Corn Syrup Troll.
They gussied the bride up so she looked like the Statue of Liberty instead of Shrek. All in all, that's quite an improvement. I mean, who hasn't cranked one off to the Statue of Liberty?
Anybody want to guess how pregnant she was?
cherokee red is still made?
I have to say it was a nice change of pace after attending many stuffy upper middle class weddings. Shit was gritty. The common clay of the new South.
It was Chek Red Cream Soda. (Store brand here) The troll said it was "very sweet." Which brings up the question of how fucking sweet is this stuff?
Please tell us you took pics and will share them with us.......
doubtful, they probably think cameras steal your soul.Please tell us you took pics and will share them with us.......
Woke up at 2am feeling like I was about to hurl. Did not fall back asleep until sometime after 6am and then the alarm went off at 7. Fack. Today is going to be a long one.
Was going to try to go skating today, but I think I will opt out and sleep instead.
Was going to try to go skating today, but I think I will opt out and sleep instead.
No way, they will be on the front page of reddit in twelve hours if I post here.Please tell us you took pics and will share them with us.......
I was thinking the same thing, it would be the icing on the cake if the father of the bride was holding a shotgun.Please tell us you took pics and will share them with us.......
i woke up at 4 after having weirder than usual dreams. was also completely uncovered and cold. dur furq. didn't get much sleep after that.
i have family in the south, the shotgun was probably in the truck and he was holding a jug of moonshine
I don't think he's legally allowed to be in possession of a weapon.
In the interest of full disclosure, the parents are my daughter's in laws. The son is OK and incredibly embarrassed by his family.
So... yeah.
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I work with a bunch of 49ers fans, I assume they either won, or maybe lost because this place is a ghost town today.
Sounds better than the last wedding I went to, cash bar, bad music playing too loudly from only 1 side of the room blowing out my right ear only, had to wear a tie, only good part was the groom's dad's toast where he talked about the groom's ex-fiance for 5 minutes and there was a subtle reference to some sort of venereal disease in there.
So, with the South being the South, he was definitely in possession of at least 3 weapons?
Sounds better than the last wedding I went to, cash bar, bad music playing too loudly from only 1 side of the room blowing out my right ear only, had to wear a tie, only good part was the groom's dad's toast where he talked about the groom's ex-fiance for 5 minutes and there was a subtle reference to some sort of venereal disease in there.
Morning Monkeys.
Start of the last month here and someone forgot to tell security that I had been extended. Card key didn't work and nobody else gets here until 8. Suck it. Gotta score some more coffee as my first cup is done.
Happy Monday.
Start of the last month here and someone forgot to tell security that I had been extended. Card key didn't work and nobody else gets here until 8. Suck it. Gotta score some more coffee as my first cup is done.
Happy Monday.
Yeah, its tough when the kid is good but the family is a little........... different. Well as long as they are good peeps its all good. Worst comes to worst it will make a great Jerry Springer episode somewhere down the road.
is he still on the air?
actually, not sure.
google says last episode was July 2018
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That's more sugar than I have in 2.5 days...