Thanks for expanding my vocabulary!Three things from the redneck wedding:
Thanks for expanding my vocabulary!Three things from the redneck wedding:
and some land whales have twice that much in 2.5 hoursThat's more sugar than I have in 2.5 days...
corn syrup troll was a new one for me, but i knew exactly what he meant.Thanks for expanding my vocabulary!
This is the sort of quality content that brings me back to RM day after day.a genuine goddam Corn Syrup Troll.
This is the sort of quality content that brings me back to RM day after day.
UPDATE: They did not fully capitulate to my terms, but they did make up the difference as a signing bonus as opposed to salary. Its money I didnt have before, so I figured it's a win. Time to go car shopping!Mornin!
Sent in a counter offer for one of the jerbs asking for more $$$. Not unreasonable, but we shall see what they say. Otherwise, it would appear that this job hunting saga may be over with.
Now to buy a fuel efficient commuter car.
How do you have a job in the arts that requires you to work on Mondays ? Something ain’t right about that.too nice out. wish i could play hookie, but that ain't happenin. BOO THIS DAY
The bride's father was wearing dress shoes with no socks. Bride's mother was high as fuck on "meth or heroin." I guess we couldn't narrow it down further than that.
Trick question: did you wear socks? If not, this is the best wife trolling of the decade.In the interest of full disclosure, the parents are my daughter's in laws. The son is OK and incredibly embarrassed by his family.
Congrats! Welcome back to the slave ship. What cars are you looking at?UPDATE: They did not fully capitulate to my terms, but they did make up the difference as a signing bonus as opposed to salary. Its money I didnt have before, so I figured it's a win. Time to go car shopping!
Ah, the jimmydean gambit.debating fixing the sunroof or just saying 'fuck it'
All aboard!Congrats! Welcome back to the slave ship. What cars are you looking at?
you should always ask for more PTO in a counter offerUPDATE: They did not fully capitulate to my terms, but they did make up the difference as a signing bonus as opposed to salary. Its money I didnt have before, so I figured it's a win. Time to go car shopping!
I was up front with my PTO expectations and received them, even though it is in excess of the company's policy for new employees.you should always ask for more PTO in a counter offer
fair enough. i always try to negotiate more PTO than i currently have, because why not.I was up front with my PTO expectations and received them, even though it is in excess of the company's policy for new employees.
Figured I'd work them over for some extra money too, cause why not. They clearly want me, and I like money. Just not enough to go full corporate hooker and accept the other job where I'd be injecting myself into corporate hell with major international travel demands.
Maybe this year will be the year I find out what the limit is on our PTO...fair enough. i always try to negotiate more PTO than i currently have, because why not.
aim for the starsMaybe this year will be the year I find out what the limit is on our PTO...
I liked my Fit a lot. The CR-V, not so much.All aboard!
Looking at a 2008 - 2010 vintage Honda Fit. Figure I can get a stick in something with 120K or so for $3K. Rack up the miles on that and keep them off the truck.
Did you use the wrong kind of fish oil?I rarely drink coffee, but had one yesterday and have been feeling the effects all this morning. Talk about a cleanse.
Is this French? 'Cause I don't understand any of it.Trivial news. LDT is first foozballer from Kebekistan to win Super bowl. He can now retire and continue being a doctor.
That should certainly be a good commuter car.All aboard!
Looking at a 2008 - 2010 vintage Honda Fit. Figure I can get a stick in something with 120K or so for $3K. Rack up the miles on that and keep them off the truck.
fuckin chupa-thingiesDog shaped object just ate wife's favourite riding gloves, wife wasn't amused.
fantastic.....Finished watching final half hour of Yojimbo with my daughter.
Lies.Holy shit - the left side of the pie appears to be heaven...