[Full Trucker]

Great, now I'm hungry for tamales.

 

[eric strt6]

Great, now I'm hungry for tamales.

And they were so damn good too

 

[rideit]

Well, I still have both arms, and I got two milkshakes out of the deal, so that’s something!

 

[stoney]

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TL;DR: Boss lady "Wow. Your strategy makes a lot more sense. We're going to do it that way this time and possibly company-wide going forward."

 

[Full Trucker]

Well, I still have both arms, and I got two milkshakes out of the deal, so that’s something!

Two is the correct number of milkshakes.

 

[Montana rider]

What's better than soaking in your hot tub?

Soaking in your neighbors vacant Airbnb hot tub ftw...

Shit is all kinds of melty down in Idahoozle, too slushy for fat bike or skis.

Bridger season tix holders must be getting anxious...

 

[SkaredShtles]

TL;DR: Boss lady "Wow. Your strategy makes a lot more sense. We're going to do it that way this time and possibly company-wide going forward."

STRATEGERIE!!

 

[jonKranked]

And they were so damn good too

You should have married the tamale lady instead of the horse lady.

 

[StiHacka]

Dunno man, some of my best DH runs were after a lunch of Red Bull/vodka and some edibles. Or at least I think they were.

 

[jonKranked]

TL;DR: Boss lady "Wow. Your strategy makes a lot more sense. We're going to do it that way this time and possibly company-wide going forward."

I'm just sticking around waiting for the day when you finally lose your shit go full wookie and rip someone's arms off.

 

[SkaredShtles]

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That scene is HILARIOUS.

 

[Westy]

Is @Pesqueeb still alive?

 

[Changleen]

as long as he doesn’t hop on a mountain bike while stoned

oh wait, that’s not a thing to worry about since he never rides these days anyway, carry on

Are you kidding? Got in some of my best times eva whilst lightly toasted.

 

[Changleen]

Well here's an novel change of events. Just had a 1-1 with the woman in charge of these sales finals. We're making some changes about our process so that I don't have a breakdown, right? We spent some time this morning going through how I thought things should be changed to make them flow fit better with me and my role. The way my role (there's a whole bunch of us nationally) fits in, since we are a selling point, and how I felt that we needed to adjust for that. About halfway through she asked me to stop talking so that she could take notes, since this flow made way more sense and took the sales pitch off us, while allowing us to be highlighted. "Wow. That would resolve a lot of the issues we've had and push back we've received on our presentations". [Face palm]

Anybody with eyes can see we have the best software and interface. They need to change the focus to how our advisors use that to be better than anybody else for their employees. This final is going to be proof of concept, but we're probably going to change how we do these now. Thanks for the breakdown guys; glad I could help!

Necessity is the mother of invention?

 

[SkaredShtles]

Are you kidding? Got in some of my best times eva whilst lightly toasted.

You gotta understand, though - @stoney is kind of a cross between Sasquatch and Chewbacca. Very DANGEROUS in a lot of circumstances...

 

[Changleen]

So, re: opioids and poops; dried apricots.

 

[SkaredShtles]

So, re: opioids and poops; dried apricots.

Also - dried plums.

 

[Westy]

Very DANGEROUS in a lot of circumstances...

But mostly to himself

 

[SkaredShtles]

But mostly to himself

Generally speaking... that's true.

 

[Changleen]

Friday morning. No work. Mildly hung over. Nice day, might ride. Or decoration prep. Ugh.

 

[jstuhlman]

felt like trash this morning, and have for most of the week. wife said go get a covid test, you ass. so i did. negative.

need to get some good sleep tonight because tomorrow's looking like a fuckit friday.

 

[Full Trucker]

This bike ain't gonna ride itself. BRB.

 

[Nick]

But mostly to himself

And mostly when he's on a bicycle.

 

[canadmos]

Anyone have a random Hope pawl spring kicking around somewhere?

 

[Full Trucker]

Anyone have a random Hope pawl spring kicking around somewhere?

How long have you been looking for one? Like, forever?


“Hope springs eternal.” — canadmos, probably.

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

Is @Pesqueeb still alive?

Yeah, he hasn't posted in a while. Think the ghost of Syadasti finally got him ?

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

How long have you been looking for one? Like, forever?


“Hope springs eternal.” — canadmos, probably.

I'm sure he's just a click or two away form engaging a new one.

 

[gonefirefightin]

New gopro arrived, yes it is worth it.

Not if you have the 9 unless you really like the scheduled timplapse feature so you can stay warm in your fart sack while getting your tent in frame for the chilly sunrise.

 

[Full Trucker]

fart sack

 

[Toshi]

Is @Pesqueeb still alive?

He went riding per Strava on 11/29 so is presumably still kicking the can along the road

 

[roflbox]

@Pesqueeb was last seen reacting to posts on 11/22

Pesqueeb

ridemonkey.bikemag.com

maybe we can summon him with enough highlights

 

[jonKranked]

Just talked to him.

 

[6thElement]

Anyone have a random Hope pawl spring kicking around somewhere?

Mebbe, but I think I've only got axle parts and sold the freehub when I did a conversion on my hub a couple of years ago. Will check.

 

[Jm_]

New gopro arrived, yes it is worth it.

Not if you have the 9 unless you really like the scheduled timplapse feature so you can stay warm in your fart sack while getting your tent in frame for the chilly sunrise.

By this rate they’ll be on the 23 by this time next year.

 

[gonefirefightin]

By this rate they’ll be on the 23 by this time next year.

At least they are still progressing, albeit slowly

 

[canadmos]

Mebbe, but I think I've only got axle parts and sold the freehub when I did a conversion on my hub a couple of years ago. Will check.

I think I purchased that freehub from ya

Probably going to try @Gary 's ziptie trick....

 

[scrublover]

Post surgery it always bothers me that I already have my clothes on when I become fully aware.

Oh man. My wife has some great tales from when I woke up after anesthesia from my vasectomy.

 

[MikeD]

Oh man. My wife has some great tales from when I woke up after anesthesia from my vasectomy.

You got general for a vasectomy?!

They just gave me a local and I smelled/watched the soldering iron burning my innerjunk shut.

 

[SkaredShtles]

You got general for a vasectomy?!

They just gave me a local and I smelled/watched the soldering iron burning my innerjunk shut.

Well, they gave me some Valium too. That shit is *REAL* nice.

 

[Jm_]

You got general for a vasectomy?!

They just gave me a local and I smelled/watched the soldering iron burning my innerjunk shut.

You got shorted?

Seems they are doing general for most everything these days (for most people). While colonoscopy wasn't "general" in terms of delivered by gas, it was IV shit that makes new memories impossible and you don't remember a thing. Other shit I've had recently was general 100%. I really don't want to know what's going on anyway.