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dante

Unabomber
Feb 13, 2004
8,807
9
looking for classic NE singletrack
Obama - 70% (agree on 7 of 11 issues)
Ron Paul - 34% (agree on 1 of 11 issues)
Huntsmen - 32% (agree on 1 of 11 issues)

Answers only let you pick what the candidates have supported, so "government gets out of the marriage business" isn't even an option. I chose "none of the above" on that, so I'd guess that on the 4 issues I disagree with Obama on, I wish he'd be further left...
 

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Turbo Monkey
Jun 20, 2005
1,678
2
San Francisco
I must've clicked on something accidentally before adjusting the sliders, so I saw the results before I should have. Having said that, I had Ron Paul and Obama generally within 5-10% depending on where the sliders were... and some of the answers wer oddly worded, like the one on national defense. I had Ron Paul and Obama tied with my first choice of elminating unnecessary spending from the military, but the results slided much more to Ron Paul when I selected to cut money from defense which isn't what he supports, but what the media accuses him of. Newt Gingrich was sliding from a distant 3rd into an occasional second depending on the sliders as well. I was surprised to see Mitt Romney only be a slight bump up from the Santorum and Perry bottom dwellers.
 

dante

Unabomber
Feb 13, 2004
8,807
9
looking for classic NE singletrack
I must've clicked on something accidentally before adjusting the sliders, so I saw the results before I should have. Having said that, I had Ron Paul and Obama generally within 5-10% depending on where the sliders were... and some of the answers wer oddly worded, like the one on national defense. I had Ron Paul and Obama tied with my first choice of elminating unnecessary spending from the military, but the results slided much more to Ron Paul when I selected to cut money from defense which isn't what he supports, but what the media accuses him of. Newt Gingrich was sliding from a distant 3rd into an occasional second depending on the sliders as well. I was surprised to see Mitt Romney only be a slight bump up from the Santorum and Perry bottom dwellers.
He (supposedly) holds the exact same batsh!t crazy positions as the rest of them. People think he's a moderate because that's the way he governed, but he's claimed every single radical right-wing position that Santorum/Bachmann/Gingrich has.
 

RaindogT

Monkey
Dec 22, 2005
186
0
Kansas City
Obama 55%
Huntsman 32%
Paul 32%

Just happy that there is no mention of Santorum, Perry, or Bachman (I know, I know....) as being ANYTHING like me.
 

Silver

find me a tampon
Jul 20, 2002
10,840
1
Orange County, CA
Missing a question:

Do you think spooks are?

A) Lazy
B) Freeloaders
C) Fast
D) Cursed by God
E) All of the Above
F) None of the Above
G) Wtf? Spooks? Do I look like a Ron Paul voter, asshole?
 

ebarker9

Monkey
Oct 2, 2007
893
292
He (supposedly) holds the exact same batsh!t crazy positions as the rest of them. People think he's a moderate because that's the way he governed, but he's claimed every single radical right-wing position that Santorum/Bachmann/Gingrich has.
At least with Romney I get the sense that he's lying, which puts him slightly ahead of the other clowns in my eyes.
 

stoney

Part of the unwashed, middle-American horde
Jul 26, 2006
22,023
7,928
Colorado
I just re-did the test on my desktop where I could adjust my side panel options.
1st: Huntsman - 51%
2nd: Paul - 51%
3rd: Romney - 41.6%
 
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HAB

Chelsea from Seattle
Apr 28, 2007
11,594
2,036
Seattle
Answers only let you pick what the candidates have supported, so "government gets out of the marriage business" isn't even an option. I chose "none of the above" on that, so I'd guess that on the 4 issues I disagree with Obama on, I wish he'd be further left...
:stupid:


There were a couple questions I had a similar response to, including the marriage one. Stupid quiz.

FWIW I got Obama, then Huntsman, then Romney.
 

jimmydean

The Official Meat of Ridemonkey
Sep 10, 2001
43,508
15,712
Portland, OR
Obama 6 of 11
Huntsman 5 of 11 (?)
Parry 2 of 11 :rofl:

Interesting. The wording on the questions was pretty funny.
 

stoney

Part of the unwashed, middle-American horde
Jul 26, 2006
22,023
7,928
Colorado
I am really behind Huntsman. He seems to be the one person in the Republican primaries who seems to have a sense of the world outside of the US. From what I can tell, he is also the in-between of being a bible thumper, billionaire tychoon, and bat isht f*ing crazy. Which means he has a snowball's chance in hell of making it past the primaries.

Too bad, because I would likely vote for him. IF he doesn't make it, I'll vote for Paul. If not Paul, then Obama. The others scare me too much.
 

stevew

resident influencer
Sep 21, 2001
41,347
10,271
Missing a question:

Do you think spooks are?

A) Lazy
B) Freeloaders
C) Fast
D) Cursed by God
E) All of the Above
F) None of the Above
G) Wtf? Spooks? Do I look like a Ron Paul voter, asshole?
shouldn't D be "blessed by God".....well...at least the men?