So today I decided to hit the trails on my way to work instead of after since it has been so hot. Anyway things were going fine until I hit a section of trail that was laced with a network of spider webs, the last of which was so big I actually felt it slowing me down. There was a huge shelob right in the middle of it and I got all flustered and managed to fall over in a panic, which was no big deal except the end of my handlebar jabbed my left man-boob, and my left hand went into some cactus-wannabe plant. The handlebar knocked the wind out of me and I swear the spider was laughing. After that my Mojo was gone and I crashed twice more on some slow stuff and got to work all sweaty and scraped up and now my boob hurts. Freaking spiders.
