[TULSATUMBLERSGF]

ok... im working on the garage sale this morning and the kids come running up to me and tell me that Willie Nelson, our lab, has caught a bird and broken its wing and it is flopping on the ground... i go running over and my oldest son is on the ground about to cry, petting this bird, it gets up and starts hopping but tries to fly and lands on its head... it has a broken wing for sure... it cant fly and im freaking cuz we have tons of cats in this neighborhood that would eat it... sooo i panic and call cooter and ask him what to do... well he says, kill it so you put it out of its misery... i explain that it is hopping and not hurt except for the wing... my kids are freaking and we CANT kill a living thing... we just cant... sooo i call some local animal hospitals and found the one that we took the last bird we found almost dead and they offered to look at this bird and see what they could do...

they just called us and told us that the bird is gonna be fine... they used masking tape as a splint and sent it home with one of the part time vet assistants to nurse the "robin" back to health and then set it free!!! yeah!

last time we took one to this vet, they called and told us that they wanted to give us their condolensces because "bird doe" didnt make it... it was sooo sad... but yet sooo sweet that they called and really took it seriously and my kids appreciated the call even though the news was horrible to them... this time was MUCH better news!

 

[BurlyShirley]

hahahahha!

Cooter said "kill it"


I like that guy sometimes.

 

[punkassean]

I hit a titmouse (small bird kinda like a chickadee) with my car and it just sat there on the yellow line of the road panting, really stunned for a few minutes. I picked it up and it seemed as though it was dying from internal injuries. It also had a tweaked wing. I drove it home and called the animal rescue, they said to put in a shoebox with holes cut for air flow and leave it alone for a while. I opened the shoebox a while later and the lil' bugger flew right out and tried to land on my stained glass window that has the image of a tree branch in it. He was totally fine! We let him go and he flew away.

glad your birdy lived!

 

[BurlyShirley]

Originally posted by punkassean
titmouse

 

[TULSATUMBLERSGF]

Originally posted by BurlySurly
hahahahha!

Cooter said "kill it"


I like that guy sometimes.

well he is from the country and learned to take care of things that nature didnt complete for itself... sooo i understood why he wanted me to do that but i just couldnt do it myself...

he never wants to kill anything but has to sometimes when it is just gonna suffer... or threatens our safety... like the bull snake on the trail the other day! he felt bad about killing it but it was hissing at the dogs!

 

[BurlyShirley]

Originally posted by TULSATUMBLERSGF
well he is from the country and learned to take care of things that nature didnt complete for itself... sooo i understood why he wanted me to do that but i just couldnt do it myself...

he never wants to kill anything but has to sometimes when it is just gonna suffer... or threatens our safety... like the bull snake on the trail the other day! he felt bad about killing it but it was hissing at the dogs!

i swear to god you guys need your own reality show.

mind if i pitch the idea to some people i know?

 

[TULSATUMBLERSGF]

Originally posted by punkassean
I hit a titmouse (small bird kinda like a chickadee) with my car and it just sat there on the yellow line of the road panting, really stunned for a few minutes. I picked it up and it seemed as though it was dying from internal injuries. It also had a tweaked wing. I drove it home and called the animal rescue, they said to put in a shoebox with holes cut for air flow and leave it alone for a while. I opened the shoebox a while later and the lil' bugger flew right out and tried to land on my stained glass window that has the image of a tree branch in it. He was totally fine! We let him go and he flew away.

glad your birdy lived!

i love that story!~

 

[dh girlie]

Originally posted by punkassean
I hit a titmouse (small bird kinda like a chickadee) with my car and it just sat there on the yellow line of the road panting, really stunned for a few minutes. I picked it up and it seemed as though it was dying from internal injuries. It also had a tweaked wing. I drove it home and called the animal rescue, they said to put in a shoebox with holes cut for air flow and leave it alone for a while. I opened the shoebox a while later and the lil' bugger flew right out and tried to land on my stained glass window that has the image of a tree branch in it. He was totally fine! We let him go and he flew away.

glad your birdy lived!

a TITMOUSE! A CHICKADEE! I didn't know Santa Cruz had such a variety of odd named birds...



Funny I always thought a titmouse was a rat with boobs...

 

[DHRacer]

Originally posted by TULSATUMBLERSGF

they just called us and told us that the bird is gonna be fine... they used masking tape as a splint and sent it home with one of the part time vet assistants to nurse the "robin" back to health and then set it free!!! yeah!

that's code for -

"yeah, we all laughed once the crazy lady left, clubed it in the head, tossed it in the dumpster, and went to Red Robin for lunch and drinks"

 

[BurlyShirley]

Originally posted by DHRacer
that's code for -

"yeah, we all laughed once the crazy lady left, clubed it in the head, tossed it in the dumpster, and went to Red Robin for lunch and drinks"

bwaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahh

 

[dh girlie]

Originally posted by TULSATUMBLERSGF
well he is from the country and learned to take care of things that nature didnt complete for itself... sooo i understood why he wanted me to do that but i just couldnt do it myself...

he never wants to kill anything but has to sometimes when it is just gonna suffer... or threatens our safety... like the bull snake on the trail the other day! he felt bad about killing it but it was hissing at the dogs!

Man what is up with these hicks...my brother and I had had this kitty cat for 17 years...we loved it...and it was ready to die from old age and I was hysterical and my brother was trying to keep his cool and we were trying to decide if we should wait till morning to take her to the vet to be put down. It was awful...and my grandma who grew up on a farm in Oklahoma was like just take her out back and knock her on the head! I was like GRANDMA JEZUS CHRYST! Times have CHANGED for cryin out loud...we're not back in 1916 in a freakin barnyard!

 

[Serial Midget]

Originally posted by dh girlie
Funny I always thought a titmouse was a rat with boobs...

It is in Japan.

 

[dh girlie]

Originally posted by DHRacer
that's code for -

"yeah, we all laughed once the crazy lady left, clubed it in the head, tossed it in the dumpster, and went to Red Robin for lunch and drinks"

HAHAHAHAH!

ohhhh...mmmmm RED ROBIN...clucks and fries and ginormous beer!

 

[TULSATUMBLERSGF]

Originally posted by DHRacer
that's code for -

"yeah, we all laughed once the crazy lady left, clubed it in the head, tossed it in the dumpster, and went to Red Robin for lunch and drinks"

ha ha... i would believe that except last time we took a baby bird in, with no wings, no life at all... just a moving beak... they called ME and told me that they were very sorry for our loss! ha ha

they are really sweet... they are the only vet in town that will take wild birds... i love them!

 

[Serial Midget]

Originally posted by DHRacer
that's code for -

"yeah, we all laughed once the crazy lady left, clubed it in the head, tossed it in the dumpster, and went to Red Robin for lunch and drinks"

Wahahahahahhahhahahha...

 

[laura]

i hate birds.

 

[stosh]

HA HA HA, your dogs name is Willie Nelson... ha.... ha ha .....


"I don't care who you are thats funny"

 

[golgiaparatus]

Originally posted by dh girlie
Man what is up with these hicks...my brother and I had had this kitty cat for 17 years...we loved it...and it was ready to die from old age and I was hysterical and my brother was trying to keep his cool and we were trying to decide if we should wait till morning to take her to the vet to be put down. It was awful...and my grandma who grew up on a farm in Oklahoma was like just take her out back and knock her on the head! I was like GRANDMA JEZUS CHRYST! Times have CHANGED for cryin out loud...we're not back in 1916 in a freakin barnyard!

My cousin's cat 'Cheddar' got hit by a car and was hurt kinda bad he was in serious pain and meow yelping so we went into the house to find a way to move it, we couldnt find anything so we came out with an aluminum baseball bat and crushed its skull in 1 bash... no more meow yelping, big mess though.

 

[Cooter Brown]

Originally posted by BurlySurly
hahahahha!

Cooter said "kill it"


I like that guy sometimes.

I'd have grabbed the shovel and finished the job right there on the front lawn

 

[laura]

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

that avatar has got to go

 

[dh girlie]

Originally posted by golgiaparatus
My cousin's cat 'Cheddar' got hit by a car and was hurt kinda bad he was in serious pain and meow yelping so we went into the house to find a way to move it, we couldnt find anything so we came out with an aluminum baseball bat and crushed its skull in 1 bash... no more meow yelping, big mess though.

You kissed him upside the cranium with an aluminum baseball bat your name is mud...


That's sad...poor kitty...

 

[Cooter Brown]

Originally posted by BurlySurly
i swear to god you guys need your own reality show.

mind if i pitch the idea to some people i know?

will it be sponsored by lamisil?

 

[JRB]

Originally posted by stosh
HA HA HA, your dogs name is Willie Nelson... ha.... ha ha .....


"I don't care who you are thats funny"

Dude - don't ever mock rednecks if you say that.

 

[stosh]

We shot our dog when he was real sick. We took him down to the farm where I worked and put him on a nice big pillow in the middle of the field and the farm manager took him out quicker then having him "put down" aka killed and it didn't cost a thing. Plus the last thing the dog saw was the beautiful woods and a huge grassy field. He probably thought he was already in heaven.

 

[BurlyShirley]

Originally posted by Cooter Brown
will it be sponsored by lamisil?

It will be sponsored by Milwaukee's Best and KingB beef jerkey.

 

[Cooter Brown]

Originally posted by stosh
HA HA HA, your dogs name is Willie Nelson... ha.... ha ha .....


"I don't care who you are thats funny"

actually the dawg's name is just Willie, my last name is Nelson, that's how we roll here

 

[stosh]

Originally posted by loco-gringo
Dude - don't ever mock rednecks if you say that.

Get er' done!

 

[stosh]

Originally posted by Cooter Brown
actually the dawg's name is just Willie, my last name is Nelson, that's how we roll here

It's funny because we call my GF's mom Willie as in Willie Nelson because she's got the same hair...

 

[Rip]

It's just a damn ordinary bird, nothing rare about it.

 

[Cooter Brown]

Originally posted by laura
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

that avatar has got to go

Why? Does it turn you on? :devil:

 

[stosh]

Originally posted by Cooter Brown
Why? Does it turn you on? :devil:

You need someone to make it an animated GIF with the lights flashing on and off.

 

[TULSATUMBLERSGF]

Originally posted by stosh
HA HA HA, your dogs name is Willie Nelson... ha.... ha ha .....


"I don't care who you are thats funny"

ok the funny thing is... we names him willie, knowing that cooters last name was nelson sooo we thought that was cute but we want a black or chocolate lab now and name him waylon!

willie and waylon and the boys!

i love that!

true rednecks at heart! ha ha

 

[SilentJ]

Originally posted by golgiaparatus
My cousin's cat 'Cheddar' got hit by a car and was hurt kinda bad he was in serious pain and meow yelping so we went into the house to find a way to move it, we couldnt find anything so we came out with an aluminum baseball bat and crushed its skull in 1 bash... no more meow yelping, big mess though.

The key to do it without a mess is to take 2 bricks and go at it guillotiune style right at the base of the skull...works like a charm. Either that or a shotty on smaller animals doesnt really leave too much of a mess cuz the poor thing will essentially vaporize.

Edit: Im with laura on this one....birds suck!

 

[Cooter Brown]

Originally posted by TULSATUMBLERSGF
ok the funny thing is... we names him willie, knowing that cooters last name was nelson sooo we thought that was cute but we want a black or chocolate lab now and name him waylon!

willie and waylon and the boys!

i love that!

true rednecks at heart! ha ha

and then plan our move to Lukenbach, Texas

 

[TULSATUMBLERSGF]

Originally posted by Rip
It's just a damn ordinary bird, nothing rare about it.

it was a bird that minding its own business in our yard, eating berries off my tree when out of no where Willie Nelson grabbed him and broke him...

 

[stosh]

Originally posted by Cooter Brown
and then plan our move to Lukenbach, Texas

Lukenbach doesn't mean anything to me but I'm assuming that it's pretty redneck.

I live in a pretty redneck area. I like it, it's funny when I used to work in the deli down the road and it would be funny to see how drunk some of the hicks were. They would always buy Golen Anniversary beer.

 

[TULSATUMBLERSGF]

Originally posted by Cooter Brown
and then plan our move to Lukenbach, Texas

in a heartbeat if it werent for my kiddos!

 

[Booker]

Originally posted by TULSATUMBLERSGF
it was a bird that minding its own business in our yard, eating berries off my tree when out of no where Willie Nelson grabbed him and broke him...

Punk bird should have fought back. 12ga to the head. Kill and bury him all at the same time.

 

[TULSATUMBLERSGF]

Originally posted by stosh
Lukenbach doesn't mean anything to me but I'm assuming that it's pretty redneck.

there's a song about lukenbach, tx... and willie and waylon and the boys!

come on stosh... i know you have to know the old tune!

jog ur memory... go download it... im sure u have heard it!

 

[Cooter Brown]

Originally posted by TULSATUMBLERSGF
it was a bird that minding its own business in our yard, eating berries off my tree when out of no where Willie Nelson grabbed him and broke him...

he's such a good boy, I need to give him a special treat when I get home