Man cuts off own hand...

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  1. H8R

    H8R Cranky Pants

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    #1 -   Jan 9, 2008

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  2. BurlyShirley

    BurlyShirley Rex Grossman Will Rise Again

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    Who else is considering cutting their d*ck off, just before death?

    Edit: On second thought, perhaps an eternity without a penis is a hell of its own.
     
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  3. jimmydean

    jimmydean The Official Meat of Ridemonkey

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    I thought it was because it was cheating on him.
     
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  4. LordOpie

    LordOpie MOTHER HEN

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    Not quite as cool as Ash.


     
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  5. N8 v2.0

    N8 v2.0 Not the sharpest tool in the shed

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    why did burly cut off his hand?
     
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  6. X3pilot

    X3pilot Texans fan - LOL

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    Or marrige...
     
  7. Secret Squirrel

    Secret Squirrel There is no Justice!

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    He should've just used a .45 to the dome and saved the sane taxpayers some money....that would've been what Jezuz really wanted...but the message got skewed somehow...
     
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    ChrisRobin Turbo Monkey

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  9. firemandivi

    firemandivi They drank my Tooters

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    Is jerking off a sin? If so there should be a lot more one handed people in the world.
     
  10. LordOpie

    LordOpie MOTHER HEN

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    nope. But you are supposed to screw your brother's wife.
     
  11. X3pilot

    X3pilot Texans fan - LOL

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    Ahhh the sound of the man with one hand clapping...
     
  12. firemandivi

    firemandivi They drank my Tooters

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    Q. When your brother's 6 ft under or when he's on vacation?
    A. Depends how hot brother's wife is.
     
  13. $tinkle

    $tinkle Expert on blowing

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    i recall the rectory being permissible for "bishop flogging" for most dioceses
     
  14. LordOpie

    LordOpie MOTHER HEN

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    rectory? Damned near killed him.


    (yeah, I know that was weak, you gotta problem?)
     
  15. spocomptonrider

    spocomptonrider sportin' the CROCS

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