stinkyboy said:Another person died?! Unbelievable!
Forks don't kill. Insane neighbors do.N8 said:Fork you, you heartless forker!
You should be calling for a ban on forks.
Did you mean motherforker?freeridermtb4 said:forkowned, thats terrible, what a crazy mother****er
They don't let Zod out of Gaston/Lincoln county so it couldn't have been him.Westy said:Is is just me or does the forking suspect look like Zod. They are going to have to imprison him in a mirror or something.
Ridemonkey said:I love how they had to slip in the pit bull reference. Totally unrelated to the story, but they've got to imply more negative connotation to the bred. Somehow I don't think they would have mentioned it if he was watching his golden lab. sigh. Forking media.
He was and SUV driving pit bull owning homosexual gun owning Walmart shopping overweight starbucks drinking forker.N8 said:No chit... and surely someone in the story had an SUV too...
SkaredShtles said:For some reason I feel like stabbing N8 with a fork right now.
Fork off, you sick pig.N8 said:
You want to eat me????
I only use my spoon for good.Crazy Sweeper said:is that dude related to our resident spoon man, Rob?