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Man forked to death...

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by N8 v2.0, Sep 27, 2005.

  1. N8 v2.0

    N8 v2.0 Not the sharpest tool in the shed

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  2. stinkyboy

    stinkyboy Plastic Santa

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    Another person died?! Unbelievable!

    :rolleyes:
     
  3. Crazy Sweeper

    Crazy Sweeper more COWBELL!

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    is that dude related to our resident spoon man, Rob?
     
  4. Tenchiro

    Tenchiro Attention K Mart Shoppers

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    I guess he is done.
     
  5. bluebug32

    bluebug32 Asshat

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    Fork you guys! This is serious.


    ;)
     
  6. N8 v2.0

    N8 v2.0 Not the sharpest tool in the shed

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    Fork you, you heartless forker!

    You should be calling for a ban on forks.
     
  7. stinkyboy

    stinkyboy Plastic Santa

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    Forks don't kill. Insane neighbors do.
     
  8. freeridermtb4

    freeridermtb4 Monkey

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    forkowned, thats terrible, what a crazy mother****er
     
  9. Greyhound

    Greyhound Trail Rat

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    ......I suppose the next thing you're gonna tell me is the dish ran away with the spoon?
     
  10. Reactor

    Reactor Turbo Monkey

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    I guess you could say "he got served".
     
  11. SuzyCreamcheese

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    Did you mean motherforker?

    The Cheese
     
  12. jcr23

    jcr23 Chimp

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    hahaha :D
     
  13. Westy

    Westy the teste

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    Is is just me or does the forking suspect look like Zod. They are going to have to imprison him in a mirror or something.
     
  14. dh girlie

    dh girlie MISS MISSY (geek)

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    HAHAHAHAHA!
     
  15. DRB

    DRB unemployed bum

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    They don't let Zod out of Gaston/Lincoln county so it couldn't have been him.
     
  16. BigMike

    BigMike BrokenbikeMike

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    This is called natural selection. If you can't defend yourself against a fork.......you deserve to die




    I know, I'm goin to hell
     
  17. Meat Foot

    Meat Foot Monkey

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    This thread is forked. :nuts:
     
  18. Ridemonkey

    Ridemonkey This is not an active account

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    I love how they had to slip in the pit bull reference. Totally unrelated to the story, but they've got to imply more negative connotation to the bred. Somehow I don't think they would have mentioned it if he was watching his golden lab. sigh. Forking media.
     
  19. N8 v2.0

    N8 v2.0 Not the sharpest tool in the shed

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    No chit... and surely someone in the story had a forkin' SUV too...
     
  20. Polandspring88

    Polandspring88 Superman

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    He got forked up big time.
     
  21. Westy

    Westy the teste

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    He was and SUV driving pit bull owning homosexual gun owning Walmart shopping overweight starbucks drinking forker.
     
  22. SkaredShtles

    SkaredShtles I love NEWCASTLE and will ONLY drink NEWCASTLE!!!!

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    For some reason I feel like stabbing N8 with a fork right now. :think:
     
  23. N8 v2.0

    N8 v2.0 Not the sharpest tool in the shed

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    :eek:

    You want to eat me????


    :nope:
     
  24. SkaredShtles

    SkaredShtles I love NEWCASTLE and will ONLY drink NEWCASTLE!!!!

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    Fork off, you sick pig.


    Mmmmm............ pig........ :drool:
     
  25. robdamanii

    robdamanii OMG! <3 Tom Brady!

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    I only use my spoon for good.
     
  26. Skookum

    Skookum bikey's is cool

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    That whole deal is just brutally savage.

    The civilized thing to do is kill your neighbor with a fork, but then eat him with a spoon.

     
  27. robdamanii

    robdamanii OMG! <3 Tom Brady!

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    Everyone makes the spoon sound like it's evil or something.
     
  28. skinny mike

    skinny mike Turbo Monkey

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    well its better than getting killed by a spork.
     
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    So, Was it a "LONG" or "SHORT" travle forK??? :sneaky: