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Man Fused to his Easychair after not getting up for 2 years!

sanjuro

sanjuro

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http://warmingglow.uproxx.com/2011/03/oh-my-god-3

Police said the man’s skin had become attached to the fabric of the chair after he sat in it for two years. Authorities said he was sitting in his own feces and urine and maggots were visible.

Police were called in to help transfer the man to the hospital. Authorities said they had to cut a hole in the wall to get the man out of his home.

Shockingly, two other able-bodied people lived there—another man, who had a separate bedroom, and the girlfriend of the man who was stuck in the chair. Officials say the girlfriend served food to him, since he never got up.
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I just like the byline: As you read the blockquote below, go ahead and play our favorite game: FLORIDA OR OHIO?

Kidwoo/Ohio, any comments?
 
Silver

Silver

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Jul 20, 2002
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Before the link-I'm going with Florida. It's usually a safe bet.

Yeah, I’d imagine a human being rotting alive and fused to a chair with feces isn’t the sort of thing you can beat with Febreze. Watch video of the news report below, plus the exciting answer to FLORIDA OR OHIO?

That is some quality snark right there.
 
Silver

Silver

find me a tampon
Jul 20, 2002
10,840
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stevew said:
you're assuming he was white?
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Might be a safe assumption if this is the same Bellaire:

As of the census[2] of 2000, there were 4,892 people, 2,110 households, and 1,299 families residing in the village. The population density was 2,781.5 people per square mile (1,073.2/km²). There were 2,507 housing units at an average density of 1,425.4/sq mi (550.0/km²). The racial makeup of the village was 92.07% White, 5.70% African American, 0.12% Native American, 0.18% Asian, 0.02% Pacific Islander, 0.14% from other races, and 1.76% from two or more races. Hispanic or Latino of any race were 0.31% of the population.

 
ohio

ohio

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sanjuro said:
Kidwoo/Ohio, any comments?
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Awwww, yeeeeeaaaah, take that beeeotch! You may lose your fatties to gators off the back of converted pickup truck/fanboats during sibling-love rituals gone wrong, but we cement ours to barcaloungers with their own turds.

Winner: Ohio.
 
Pesqueeb

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Riding past the morgue.
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