Man: Flesh-eating aliens were chasing me when I caused fatal car crash
N8 v2.0 Not the sharpest tool in the shed Oct 18, 2002 11,003 149 The Cleft of Venus Jun 28, 2005 #1 Man: Flesh-eating aliens were chasing me when I caused fatal car crash
flatulant_man Monkey Jun 19, 2004 396 0 Food Fondlers' Convention Jun 29, 2005 #2 maybe i could shoot down an airliner and say i was trying to defend the planet from martian spacecraft
maybe i could shoot down an airliner and say i was trying to defend the planet from martian spacecraft
flatulant_man Monkey Jun 19, 2004 396 0 Food Fondlers' Convention Jun 29, 2005 #3 not under any circumstances to be taken seriously
reflux Turbo Monkey Mar 18, 2002 4,617 2 G14 Classified Jun 29, 2005 #4 He might really be pushing it. Personally I'd try the rare M&M (or is it Skittles?) defense, at least that one's worked.
He might really be pushing it. Personally I'd try the rare M&M (or is it Skittles?) defense, at least that one's worked.
skeletor Chimp Mar 22, 2004 60 0 STORE. Jun 29, 2005 #5 you mean you've never been attacked by flesh eating aliens...?
N8 v2.0 Not the sharpest tool in the shed Oct 18, 2002 11,003 149 The Cleft of Venus Jun 29, 2005 #6 This guy has a lot in common with Tom Cruise.... and maybe this guy too...
habitatxskate blah blah blah Mar 22, 2005 943 0 Jul 4, 2005 #7 i mean tom has a point, but some people just take it way too far.
Reactor Turbo Monkey Apr 5, 2005 3,976 1 Chandler, AZ, USA Jul 4, 2005 #8 Tom Cruise?? What a schmuck. Maybe if he studied biology or pharmacology instead of a religion dreamed up by a third rate sci-fi author......
Tom Cruise?? What a schmuck. Maybe if he studied biology or pharmacology instead of a religion dreamed up by a third rate sci-fi author......