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LordOpie

MOTHER HEN
Oct 17, 2002
21,022
3
Denver
Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office.....but she belonged to someone else...

One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said I'll give you a $100 if you let me have sex with you..

The girl said, " NO."

Johnny said, " I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on the floor, You bend down, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up."

She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend. She called her boyfriend and told him the story.

The boyfriend said, "Ask him for $200, then pick up the money Very fast. He won't even be able to get his pants down."

She agreed and accepted the proposal. Half an hour went by and the boyfriend was waiting for his girlfriend to call. Finally after 45 minutes the boyfriend called and asked what happened......

She said, "The bastard used quarters!"



Management lesson: Always consider a business proposal in it's entirety before agreeing to it and getting screwed!
 

LordOpie

MOTHER HEN
Oct 17, 2002
21,022
3
Denver
USEFUL NEW TECHNOLOGY

A British company is developing computer chips that store music in women's breast implants.

This is a major breakthrough, as Women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.
 

H8R

Cranky Pants
Nov 10, 2004
13,959
35
I just bet my wife she couldn't lick her elbow clean.

When she did, I proposed.