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Mancow gets waterboarded.

kidwoo

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I know.

I was pissed too that it wasn't any number of better known fatass douchebags on the radio.

He actually calls himself man cow.


http://www.nbcchicago.com/news/local/Mancow-Takes-on-Waterboarding-and-Loses.html


"I want to find out if it's torture," Mancow told his listeners Friday morning, adding that he hoped his on-air test would help prove that waterboarding did not, in fact, constitute torture.
At least this moron had the balls to actually go through with it.
 

sanjuro

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Is Mancow one of those screeching radio hosts who has to yell everything he says?

They should have hired a sadist to keep it going.
 

dante

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He knew it was just a test and had the ability to stop it whenever he wanted, and he still thought it was torture. I wonder if he ever imagines what it would be like to have this done repeatedly *without* the ability to throw the little toy and get them to stop?

He does totally get credit for going through with it and admitting it's torture afterwards, though.

"It is way worse than I thought it would be, and that's no joke,"Mancow said, likening it to a time when he nearly drowned as a child. "It is such an odd feeling to have water poured down your nose with your head back...It was instantaneous...and I don't want to say this: absolutely torture."
 

jonKranked

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Its kind of incredible to see that it only took 6-7 seconds to change his mind.

I wonder how long it would take Rush Fatcow to change his mind.
 

dante

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Actually, I wonder if the terrorists were waterboarded the same way? Basically, volunteer to lie down on this plank, we're not going to tie you down in any way, and once you've had enough we're going to give you this little toy cow to throw so we know to stop. Because there just might be a slight difference between being waterboarded for 6 seconds and 2 minutes...