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Manthongs. Assfloss. Banana hammocks.

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by blue, Jan 15, 2010.

  1. blue

    blue boob hater

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    I bought my first pair yesterday, wearing for first time tonight.

    Oh. My. God.

    I feel bad for women. This is awful. And I have to DANCE in it. Ugh.
     

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  2. gonefirefightin

    gonefirefightin free wieners

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    I bet your wearing it backwards
     
  3. AngryMetalsmith

    AngryMetalsmith Business is good, thanks for asking

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    Door to door male stripper ?

    Cold calls are a bitch.
     
  4. Westy

    Westy the teste

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    Just let this be a lesson, never borrow money or drugs from a gay pimp.
     
  5. DirtMcGirk

    DirtMcGirk <b>WAY</b> Dumber than N8 (to the power of ten alm

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    Could be worse....


    This could be on your fridge door...
     
  6. blue

    blue boob hater

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    Not quite...is our first paying gig tonight!
     
  7. TheTruth

    TheTruth Turbo Monkey

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    How do you squat with such uncomfortable clothes? I bet you get weird looks from other squatters.
     
  8. jdcamb

    jdcamb Tool Time!

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    You felt compelled to tell us about it too. Thanks for that. I am writing this chit down so I can thank you later.....
     
  9. AngryMetalsmith

    AngryMetalsmith Business is good, thanks for asking

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    Don't forget the change belt.

     
  10. Nick

    Nick My name is Nick

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    Julian?
     
  11. loco-gringo

    loco-gringo Crusading Clamp Monkey

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    Does this mean stoney wears thongs too???

    This may actually be why I leave RM. :dead:

    Shaved junk threads = awesome

    dudes in thongs threads = not so much
     
  12. Ciaran

    Ciaran Fear my banana

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    I don't care how much they are paying you. There is never any reason to wear a banana hammock and then come tell us about it. :dead:
     
  13. stoney

    stoney Part of the unwashed, middle-American horde

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    No. Never. Not going to happen.

    Blue's got issues.:rofl:
     
  14. Toshi

    Toshi Harbinger of Doom

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    Worst thread ever.
     
  15. loco-gringo

    loco-gringo Crusading Clamp Monkey

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    Agree with Toshi. This is one of several hundred thousands of reasons to hate blue.

    I'll bet Stoney never compares himself to blue again either.
     
  16. JohnE

    JohnE filthy rascist

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    ...yet you admit this. Wow, just wow.
     
  17. DirtMcGirk

    DirtMcGirk <b>WAY</b> Dumber than N8 (to the power of ten alm

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    hate hate hate... monkey full of hate sunday...
     
  18. Greggah

    Greggah Motorboat

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    This threads like a horrific car crash....you just have to look....:eek: