[Spitfired]

Hey everyone.
I'm working on a project for a class called Product Realization at the Rochester Institute of Technology.
The class goes through the process of bringing a product to market, and right now we are looking at customer requirements.
Its a short survey and we really appreciate your participation.
Thanks!

Survey

 

[stinkyboy]

Question 9 is like: When did you stop beating your wife?

 

[LordOpie]

Question 9 is like: When did you stop beating your wife?

damn!

Mine has saved my fingers from being broken several times so they damn well have multiple purposes!

 

[chicodude]

done.

 

[Sorgie]

Done. Sounds like a good class.

 

[stinkyboy]

damn!

Mine has saved my fingers from being broken several times so they damn well have multiple purposes!

You ride drunk too huh?

 

[LordOpie]

maybe.

get busted, DUI on your automobile driver's license! :mumble:

 

[stinkyboy]

maybe.

get busted, DUI on your automobile driver's license! :mumble:

Urban legend. The vehicle must be motorized.

 

[LordOpie]

Colorado law considers bicycles the same as motorized vehicles with all the rights and responsibilities... which does allow me to ride in traffic when not drunk.

 

[BuddhaRoadkill]

Urban legend. The vehicle must be motorized.

Nope, fact. Happened to my roomate.

 

[sam_little]

So I'm guessing the product is a multi-tool that fits in your handlebar and replaces the cap. Other guesses?

 

[stinkyboy]

Nope, fact. Happened to my roomate.

WTF?!

Must be an AZ thing.

 

[LordOpie]

WTF?!

Must be an AZ thing.

All laws are local, so be careful and know them.

I got into an argument with a cop about my rights, he finally said he'd research it and pass the info along to his staff. He was a sgt or something. in other words, not even the cops know all the laws as there's a sh!tload of 'em!

 

[stinkyboy]

http://www.totaldui.com/dui_state_laws.htm

 

[fiddy_ryder]

does medicine/drugs include sticky greens? if so then yes

 

[Mike B.]

Done. I had a product realization class at PSU several years ago. The class wasn't bad but doing it in real life is much different.

 

[geargrrl]

this guy is spamming discussison boards all over the internet

 

[Spitfired]

No, we are not spamming anybody. In fact, our group is reaching a larger base of users.
In a real life situtation we might perform interviews or group sessions.
Unfortunately we have neither the time nor the funds, so doing a very large interweb survey seemed like the best choice.
If you're upset, you don't need to take the survey.

 

[chicodude]

this guy is spamming discussison boards all over the internet

He even has more posts than you! :hot:

 

[LordOpie]

He even has more posts than you! :hot:

oh snapple!

 

[chicodude]

oh snapple!

yummeh...

 

[BigMike]

I'm goin with a handlebar with a blatter inside it, a hose coming out of one side, and a multi tool coming out of the other

 

[PatBranch]

What's a profalac?

 

[I Are Baboon]

Done. I don't use bar ends though, so question 9 could use a third option for "Don't use them."

this guy is spamming discussison boards all over the internet

Well he's been an active member here for almost two years, so his bike-related "spam" is allowed.

 

[Rip]

What's a profalac?

The evil side of aflac.

 

[Spitfired]

Thanks, Baboon.
Some of my group memebers joined up at other forums and posted it, so it probably looks like spam in those cases but again, it's legit.

Responses are pouring in, thanks so much everybody.

Ps. - Sorry about all of the errors, we sort of rushed it and our marketing girl couldn't make the meeting.
And about the condoms - Honestly, we were just entertaining ourselves, heh.

 

[Polandspring88]

What's a profalac?

I assume he meant prophylactic. For instance, a condom is a prophylactic. Its a nice ride with them, but its an even better ride without them.

 

[brungeman]

I assume he meant prophylactic. For instance, a condom is a prophylactic. Its a nice ride with them, but its an even better ride without them.

WERD SHIZZZAAAAM

 

[BigMike]

I assume he meant prophylactic. For instance, a condom is a prophylactic. Its a nice ride with them, but its an even better ride without them.

Its anything that is used to prevent a medical illness. I take a prophylactic drug every night, and when I tell people that, they look at me real funny. Apparently they think i'm swallowing condoms

 

[PatBranch]

Oohhh, I don't too many techinical medical terms...

 

[LordOpie]

I assume he meant prophylactic. For instance, a condom is a prophylactic. Its a nice ride with them, but its an even better ride without them.

POTD