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Marrying your cousin is bad??

Westy

the teste
Nov 22, 2002
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Sleazattle
I have a cousin, via my fathers second wife, that is hot. Since we share no genetic similarity so I would tottaly hit it. The biggest problem is that she owns a shoe store and constantly talks about shoes so ear plugs are required to get within 100 feet of her.
 

binary visions

The voice of reason
Jun 13, 2002
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I have a cousin, via my fathers second wife, that is hot. Since we share no genetic similarity so I would tottaly hit it. The biggest problem is that she owns a shoe store and constantly talks about shoes so ear plugs are required to get within 100 feet of her.
Sounds like ideal material for a deaf guy with a foot fetish.

All of my cousins are dairy farmers in NY who look like the cows they milk kick them in the face on a regular basis. The only hot one was about 10 years older than me and married into the family, to a guy who later turned out to be gay, so there's really no reason for me to go to family reunions anymore.
 

Silver

find me a tampon
Jul 20, 2002
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Orange County, CA
She kind of looks like you.

Not in the sexy trim kid of way but more in the 'I can see the relation' kind of way.

But hey as long as you're cool with that.
I'd be fine with that. After all, on a quantity basis, most of my sexual encounters have been with someone who looks like me.
 

manimal

Ociffer Tackleberry
Feb 27, 2002
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Blindly running into cactus
yeah, she's my mom's neice, i inherited my dad's obtuse melon. it's really sad to observe the "family" on the rare occassion she makes it to one of our podunk reunions. everyone jockeys for a photo-op w/ her and i'm sure she can't stand acting like she enjoys being around us. her part of the family moved to utah when i was just a kid and so she really doesn't know us all that well. but we do a good job of pretending :rolleyes:

on a somewhat thread-related sidenote: my cousins were married to each other back in january ;) the groom is my cousin on my dad's side, and the bride is my cousin on my mom's side. they are not related except to me. it's kind of cool to say that my cousins got married to each other :D