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Masturbation does NOT make you go blind

MMike

A fowl peckerwood.
Sep 5, 2001
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just sittin' here drinkin' scotch
So I had my eyes checked yesterday. I've always had pretty good vision. But lately I've noticed, driving at night, street signs seem fuzzy, lots of glare etc.....so I broke down and had them checked.

If I were to bother with glasses, I'd need .5 in one eye and .75 in the other. Which I understand ain't a whole lot.

I'm thinking I likely won't bother......

This is my best thread ever.
 

CBJ

Turbo Monkey
Mar 19, 2002
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Copenhagen, Denmark
You didn't know that. I have some pretty good empirical studies to back that up so I happy to let everybody know that in this case Mmike is not a statistical outliner.
 

bitingback

Turbo Monkey
I've always had pretty good vision. But lately I've noticed, driving at night, street signs seem fuzzy, lots of glare etc.....so I broke down and had them checked.

If I were to bother with glasses, I'd need .5 in one eye and .75 in the other. Which I understand ain't a whole lot.
i'm confused. you say your sight is going but masturbation DOESN'T make you blind? :hmm:
 

Arkayne

I come bearing GIFs
May 10, 2005
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SoCal
I'm -7.00 and -7.50 and am useless without my contacts/glasses.

<-- aint done sh1t for my vision
 

H8R

Cranky Pants
Nov 10, 2004
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