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Matt Gaetz is totally going to prison.

jimmydean

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my understanding is that in this particular situation there was evidence to support most of the charges.
The fact Greenberg took screenshots of an app designed to hide evidence tells me he knew he was going down and built cases to plea with.
 

Changleen

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Naw, prosecutors constantly hype up charges and attempt to fool the other party into conceding, so they "don't have to go to court". Then they offer a "deal" to lessen the charges/consequence. It's an often-used trick. An honest prosecutor would only charge what the evidence will absolutely support, but that's like the "good cop" argument. This is basically justice system 101 right here. I'd say it doesn't mean anything significant. It doesn't even mean they have adequate evidence on him, only that they've convinced him that they do. Reading into it too much doesn't really serve a purpose IMO. Yep, they might have more on Gaetz-the-girls, but equally possible they do not.
That is not justice.
 

jimmydean

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Nick

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I guess this is where the system confuses me. Because of course he did, but is that charge anything compared to paying a 17 year old to fly to the Bahamas and bang? Or is it an easy charge to start with, the rest comes later?
both are bad.

what is the status of the FBI trying to extort his father for info on that missing spy? I remember Gaetz throwing up that red herring on like day 2 of these accusations coming to light.
 

jonKranked

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I guess this is where the system confuses me. Because of course he did, but is that charge anything compared to paying a 17 year old to fly to the Bahamas and bang? Or is it an easy charge to start with, the rest comes later?
when investigating crimes, i would assume minor ones aren't ignored just because more serious ones are also being investigated
 

jimmydean

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both are bad.

what is the status of the FBI trying to extort his father for info on that missing spy? I remember Gaetz throwing up that red herring on like day 2 of these accusations coming to light.
His last statement mentioned that as the basis for this "witch hunt".
 

kidwoo

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I want a movie projector to display 1970s cinemax soft porn shit on gaetz's forehead every time he goes out in public. God knows there's enough real estate.
 

AngryMetalsmith

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I want a movie projector to display 1970s cinemax soft porn shit on gaetz's forehead every time he goes out in public. God knows there's enough real estate.
With that much 70's bush, he'd look like Eddie Munster's widows peak had swallowed his face every time there was a crotch close up.





Now let me see if I can find the next pic for a chop...
 
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jonKranked

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additionally, i believe that it is illegal to use campaign funds for personal reasons, including legal defense.
 

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jonKranked

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speaking of, i came across this yesterday:


immediately thought to myself, "well yes, of COURSE a rising politician isn't going to use his real name for an account on this type of site"
 

jimmydean

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speaking of, i came across this yesterday:


immediately thought to myself, "well yes, of COURSE a rising politician isn't going to use his real name for an account on this type of site"
matt_gaetz was already taken by somebody totally not him. :rofl: