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stevew

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paraphrasing doug stanhope....

he better start doing ass kegels to tighten up his shit pussy....don't wanna go all loosey goosey in your shit pussy
 
jimmydean

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AngryMetalsmith

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jimmydean said:
Oh, this just keeps getting better.

www.cnn.com

Gaetz probe includes scrutiny of potential public corruption tied to medical marijuana industry

Federal authorities are looking into whether a 2018 trip to the Bahamas involving Republican Congressman Matt Gaetz and several young women was part of an orchestrated effort to illegally influence Gaetz in the area of medical marijuana, people briefed on the matter told CNN.
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It is unfortunate that his name is now associated with marijuana law reform.
 
jimmydean

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Oops.

www.businessinsider.com

Matt Gaetz associate Joel Greenberg said in a letter that Gaetz paid for sex with a minor

The letter is the most damning evidence to date against Gaetz as the Justice Department investigates whether he broke sex-trafficking laws.
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On more than one occasion, this individual was involved in sexual activities with several of the other girls, the congressman from Florida's 1st Congressional District and myself," Greenberg said in the letter, referring to an individual who was 17 years old at the time of the alleged encounter with Gaetz
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Adventurous

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I'm sure his future cell mates, some of whom are only in prison because of policies Gaetz fights for, will be sympathetic to his cause. He's just one of the good guys caught up in an intricately laid out deep state snare.
 
Adventurous

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In all seriousness though, it sounds like Florida will be in the market for a new Congress critter soon. I wonder where I submit my resume. Flying around on private jets doing drugs and getting some strange, all while drawing a cushy tax-payer funded salary sounds like it aligns perfectly with my 5 year career plan.
 
kidwoo

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Adventurous said:
In all seriousness though, it sounds like Florida will be in the market for a new Congress critter soon. I wonder where I submit my resume. Flying around on private jets doing drugs and getting some strange, all while drawing a cushy tax-payer funded salary sounds like it aligns perfectly with my 5 year career plan.
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Is your daddy politically connected with lots of money to give you?


You know.....'credentials?'
 
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