Maxim Hot 100

stosh · May 23, 2005

BWAHHHHHHH @ Paris Hilton

JRB · May 23, 2005

uhm - this list seems backwards.

binary visions · May 23, 2005

I am extremely upset that Ashley Judd did not make the cut, and that the Simpson girl was even in the top ten.

Paris Hilton shouldn't have been in the top one thousand.

And Carmen Electra is a washed up skank.

:stosh:

kinghami3 · May 23, 2005

Good god, Uma Thermon is on that list.

SkaredShtles · May 23, 2005

Men are so catty.

-S.S.-

COmtbiker12 · May 23, 2005

Damn True said:
I know.
That skank shouldn't be on the list at all.

I was wondering who would point that out first.

Word. Talk about a waste of the list. :mumble:

narlus · May 23, 2005

first off, i don't know a ton of these names. who the hell are these people:

100 Tamala Jones
99 Amanda Swisten
98 Missi Pyle
97 K.D. Aubert
96 Tamie Sheffield
95 Brody Dalle
94 Giuliana DePandi
93 Nadine Velazquez
92 Melissa Howard
91 Eva Longoria
90 Jill Wagner
89 Rosario Dawson
88 Lindsay Price
87 Christina DaRe
86 Victoria Pratt
85 Maria Menounos
82 Thalia
80 Rachel Nichols
79 Zooey Deschanel
78 Vanessa Marcil
77 Paulina Rubio
76 Elena Lyons
75 Eva Green
74 Bianca Kajlich
73 Mandy Moore
72 Cameron Richardson
70 Monika Kramlik
66 Brooke Burns
65 Larissa Meek
63 Shannyn Sossamon
62 Tricia Helfer
61 Rachel Perry
60 Monet Mazur
59 Eva Mendes
58 Rachel Bilson
57 Anna Faris
56 Kelly Hu
55 Catherine Bell
52 Mya
47 Ana Hickmann
46 Paige Butcher
39 Amber Arbucci
37 Krista Allen
30 Sara Foster
28 Shannon Elizabeth
24 Portia de Rossi
23 Josie Maran
21 Elisha Cuthbert
20 Michelle Branch
14 Brittany Murphy
11 Eve
6 Mischa Barton

which then leaves us w/ the question, what are *these* people doing on the list:

81 Daisy Fuentes
71 Victoria Beckham
68 Rachel Hunter
64 Fergie (sarah ferguson? are you joking?)
49 Kylie Minogue
43 Charlize Theron
36 Britney Spears
35 Pamela Anderson
34 Uma Thurman
33 Gwen Stefani
27 Nicole Richie
26 Kate Hudson
22 Cameron Diaz
15 Janet Jackson
8 Paris Hilton
5 Jennifer Lopez
3 Christina Aguilera

which leaves us the rest:

84 Dido
83 Blu Cantrell
69 Milla Jovovich
67 Christina Applegate
54 Shakira
53 Naomi Watts
51 Gina Gershon
50 Amber Brkich
48 Kelis
45 Liz Phair
44 Kate Bosworth
42 Brooke Burke
41 Gisele Bundchen
40 Shania Twain
38 Liv Tyler
32 Mariah Carey
31 Jessica Biel
29 Ashanti
25 Maggie Gyllenhaal
19 Kirsten Dunst
18 Keira Knightley
17 Angelina Jolie
16 Kim Smith
13 Scarlett Johansson
12 Carmen Electra
10 Halle Berry
9 Jessica Alba
7 Rebecca Romijn-Stamos
4 Anna Kournikova
2 Beyonce Knowles
1 Jessica Simpson

i vote for either ms dunst or ms johansson.

SkaredShtles · May 23, 2005

narlus said:
first off, i don't know a ton of these names. who the hell are these people:

I suspect that they are names only people who read Maxim would know. :rolleyes:

That is one giant waste of glossy paper, IMNSHO.

-S.S.-

COmtbiker12 · May 23, 2005

narlus said:
first off, i don't know a ton of these names. who the hell are these people:

100 Tamala Jones
99 Amanda Swisten
98 Missi Pyle
97 K.D. Aubert
96 Tamie Sheffield
95 Brody Dalle
94 Giuliana DePandi
93 Nadine Velazquez
92 Melissa Howard
91 Eva Longoria
90 Jill Wagner
89 Rosario Dawson
88 Lindsay Price
87 Christina DaRe
86 Victoria Pratt
85 Maria Menounos
82 Thalia
80 Rachel Nichols
79 Zooey Deschanel
78 Vanessa Marcil
77 Paulina Rubio
76 Elena Lyons
75 Eva Green
74 Bianca Kajlich
73 Mandy Moore
72 Cameron Richardson
70 Monika Kramlik
66 Brooke Burns
65 Larissa Meek
63 Shannyn Sossamon
62 Tricia Helfer
61 Rachel Perry
60 Monet Mazur
59 Eva Mendes
58 Rachel Bilson
57 Anna Faris
56 Kelly Hu
55 Catherine Bell
52 Mya
47 Ana Hickmann
46 Paige Butcher
39 Amber Arbucci
37 Krista Allen
30 Sara Foster
28 Shannon Elizabeth
24 Portia de Rossi
23 Josie Maran
21 Elisha Cuthbert
20 Michelle Branch
14 Brittany Murphy
11 Eve
6 Mischa Barton

which then leaves us w/ the question, what are *these* people doing on the list:

81 Daisy Fuentes
71 Victoria Beckham
68 Rachel Hunter
64 Fergie (sarah ferguson? are you joking?)
49 Kylie Minogue
43 Charlize Theron
36 Britney Spears
35 Pamela Anderson
34 Uma Thurman
33 Gwen Stefani
27 Nicole Richie
26 Kate Hudson
22 Cameron Diaz
15 Janet Jackson
8 Paris Hilton
5 Jennifer Lopez
3 Christina Aguilera

which leaves us the rest:

84 Dido
83 Blu Cantrell
69 Milla Jovovich
67 Christina Applegate
54 Shakira
53 Naomi Watts
51 Gina Gershon
50 Amber Brkich
48 Kelis
45 Liz Phair
44 Kate Bosworth
42 Brooke Burke
41 Gisele Bundchen
40 Shania Twain
38 Liv Tyler
32 Mariah Carey
31 Jessica Biel
29 Ashanti
25 Maggie Gyllenhaal
19 Kirsten Dunst
18 Keira Knightley
17 Angelina Jolie
16 Kim Smith
13 Scarlett Johansson
12 Carmen Electra
10 Halle Berry
9 Jessica Alba
7 Rebecca Romijn-Stamos
4 Anna Kournikova
2 Beyonce Knowles
1 Jessica Simpson

i vote for either ms dunst or ms johansson.

You don't know who Elisha Cuthbert is!!! :eek:

Go rent The Girl Next Door.

narlus · May 23, 2005

Damn True said:
Fergie from the Black Eyed Peas
I don't see hotness there, but she isn't unattractive.

81 Daisy Fuentes - hot - she's ok i guess
68 Rachel Hunter - Hot (I dig redheads) didn't rod stewart defile her?
49 Kylie Minogue - super hot check out www.awfulplasticsurgery.com for more info
43 Charlize Theron - kinda sexy, but not hotscary, not at all attractive
34 Uma Thurman - OH MY GOD SHES HOTshe's got man hands
33 Gwen Stefani - guilty pleasure hot1/2 step away from aguileriaitis
22 Cameron Diaz - sexy but not hotsee Theron

my comments in bold

Westy · May 23, 2005

One summer I worked construction and did a job building an extension on someones house. Their daughter would lay out in the sun when we put the roof on. She should be #1.

McGRP01 · May 23, 2005

Damn True said:
38
Liv Tyler

End of list.

JRB · May 23, 2005

McGRP01 said:
End of list.

Liv Tyler was soooo hot in 'One night at McCool's'. :drool:

skinny mike · May 23, 2005

wait, why is eva longoria toward the end of the list? shes probably the hottest one out of all the women on that list. but they dont base it on looks anyways, they base it more on who has more influence in the industry. hence why paris hilton is on the list. if she does something, thousands of brainwashed teenage girls will do something similar.

TN · May 23, 2005

top 5 look ok in my book. 'cept JS.

& where the hell in courtney love?!

COmtbiker12 · May 23, 2005

gnurider1080 said:
wait, why is eva longoria toward the end of the list? shes probably the hottest one out of all the women on that list. but they dont base it on looks anyways, they base it more on who has more influence in the industry. hence why paris hilton is on the list. if she does something, thousands of brainwashed teenage girls will do something similar.

Have you seen the episode of Southpark with Paris Hilton? It completely proves your point.

mobius · May 23, 2005

All the ones listed in the who are these people i can name almost every person on there and what they did half of em are actresses some are models and a few singers

H8R · May 23, 2005

TN said:
top 5 look ok in my book. 'cept JS.

& where the hell in courtney love?!

You're....kidding.

:help:

Right?

skinny mike · May 23, 2005

COmtbiker12 said:
Have you seen the episode of Southpark with Paris Hilton? It completely proves your point.

oh good god. you dont want to know why i know some girls copy paris hilton too much. lets just say that some girls in my school should be banned from touching any cameras again. :eek:

johnbryanpeters · May 23, 2005

OK, excuse my asking, DT, but with your history of declared righteousness and moralizing, How is it that you come to be quoting material from this source? There must be better things to read...

J

Sherpa · May 23, 2005

gnurider1080 said:
oh good god. you dont want to know why i know some girls copy paris hilton too much. lets just say that some girls in my school should be banned from touching any cameras again.

If there hot, and they showed you a pron of themselves. Thats hot.

The Kadvang · May 23, 2005

I'd do em. All.

Mike B. · May 23, 2005

For what it's worth, that is the list from last year. I still don't know who most of the people are on this year's list.

2005 List

1. Eva Longoria
2. Evangeline Lilly
3. Jennifer Garner
4. Lindsay Lohan
5. Jessica Alba
6. Rachel Bilson
7. Angelina Jolie
8. Brittany Murphy
9. Jessica Simpson
10. Sara Foster
11. Cameron Diaz
12. Eva Mendez
13. Ashanti
14. Rachel McAdams
15. Charlize Theron
16. Christina Aguilera
17. Beyonce Knowles
18. Jessica Biel
19. Vanessa Marcil
20. Paris Hilton
21. Uma Thurman
22. Katie Holmes
23. Kate Beckinsale
24. Scarlett Johansson
25. Sofia Vergara
26. Sarah Michelle Gellar
27. Maggie Grace
28. Jaime King
29. Anna Kournikova
30. Christina Milian
31. Brook Burns
32. Jennifer Love Hewitt
33. Mischa Barton
34. Salma Hayek
35. Ciara
36. Avril Lavigne
37. Nicole Richie
38. Kate Bosworth
39. Shania Twain
40. Pamela Anderson
41. Halle Berry
42. Natalie Portman
43. Kelly Carlson
44. Malia Jones
45. Poppy Montgomery
46. Ashley Scott
47. Emilie de Ravin
48. Sienna Miller
49. Rachel Perry
50. Diane Kruger
51. Nikki Cox
52. Cameron Richardson
53. Keira Knightley
54. Jordana Brewster
55. Samaire Armstrong
56. Lacey Chabert
57. Heidi Klum
58. Brittany Lee
59. Angela Marcello
60. Brittany Gastineau
61. Olivia Wilde
62. Vanessa Minnilo
63. Lauren Bush
64. Kim Smith
65. Leila Arcieri
66. Kelly Brook
67. Kristin Kreuk
68. Kristen Bell
69. Mena Suvari
70. Krista Allen
71. Molly Sims
72. Aisha Tyler
73. Amber Brkich
74. Natassia Malthe
75. Catherine Bell
76. Shana Hiatt
77. Laura Prepon
78. Joanna Krupa
79. Joanne Montanez
80. Rebecca Romijn
81. Grace Park
82. Milla Jovovich
83. Tricia Helfer
84. Donna Feldman
85. Ana Hickman
86. Emma Heming
87. Alexis Bledel
88. Jennifer Aniston
89. Bonnie-Jill Laflin
90. Sara Shahi
91. Summer Altice
92. Bali Rodriguez
93. Lokelani McMichael
94. Amy Cobb
95. Arielle Kebbel
96. Jenni Finch
97. Julie Berry
98. Ivana Bozilovic
99. Moon Bloodgood
100. Adrianne Curry

Zark · May 23, 2005

TN said:
& where the hell in courtney love?!

You just made me snort/laugh you bastard! :mad:

skinny mike · May 23, 2005

halleluiah! eva longoria is where she belongs! at the top!

narlus · May 23, 2005

yeah, it's painfully obvious that paris hilton and cameron diaz are better looking than heidi klum (who didn't even make the cut this year).

Mike B. · May 23, 2005

narlus said:
yeah, it's painfully obvious that paris hilton and cameron diaz are better looking than heidi klum (who didn't even make the cut this year).

While I agree with you on Cameron and Paris, Heidi is #57.

Dirt rider · May 24, 2005

73
Mandy Moore- a friend of mine used to think she was the hottest thing alive
and hey me likes brunettes
63
Amber Brkich- Not OMG Id hit it hot, but too pretty to be Married to Boston Rob and when those two break up suddenly the breakup of brad pitt and Jenifer aniston just wont seem as huge
40
Shania Twain- shes sorta been up and down as far as hotness
38
Liv Tyler- Now shes Danm hot Way better than 38 and is she on the 05 list i didnt see her.
35
Pamela Anderson- someone who actually looks better with a boob reduction
the Hep-C is really taking its toll on her though
19
Kirsten Dunst- shes Hot she always looks Flawless.
17
Angelina Jolie- I just can't get past how masculne she looks which soem people are attrcated to, not me however
15
Janet Jackson- Ok thus far you haven't agred with this selection but she has been on hot lists since the 80's thats a long time to try and stay hot and being MJs sister cannot be helping her right now
8
Paris Hilton- well shes fallen 12 spots in one year nuff said
3
Christina Aguilera- a fasion critic once said "it costs alot of money to look that cheap"

narlus · May 24, 2005

Mike B. said:
While I agree with you on Cameron and Paris, Heidi is #57.

that was last year's list, i don't think she made teh current list.

maybe wives are not allowed for inclusion.

shocktower · May 24, 2005

JFC a bunch of fags put this list together Angelina Joilese gives me wood that is one HPOA she would make you want to never leave the bed room one you would be crippled from the great romp two who would wanna leave :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love:

jacksonpt · May 24, 2005

100 - Tamala Jones --> who?
99 - Amanda Swisten --> who?
98 - Missi Pyle --> who?
97 - K.D. Aubert --> who?
96 - Tamie Sheffield --> who?
95 - Brody Dalle --> who?
94 - Giuliana DePandi --> who?
93 - Nadine Velazquez --> who?
92 - Melissa Howard --> who?
91 - Eva Longoria --> who?
90 - Jill Wagner --> who?
89 - Rosario Dawson --> who?
88 - Lindsay Price --> who?
87 - Christina DaRe --> who?
86 - Victoria Pratt --> who?
85 - Maria Menounos --> who?
84 - Dido --> who?
83 - Blu Cantrell --> eh
82 - Thalia --> who?
81 - Daisy Fuentes --> I approve
80 - Rachel Nichols --> who?
79 - Zooey Deschanel --> who?
78 - Vanessa Marcil --> should be higher
77 - Paulina Rubio --> who?
76 - Elena Lyons --> who?
75 - Eva Green --> who?
74 - Bianca Kajlich --> who?
73 - Mandy Moore --> eh
72 - Cameron Richardson --> who?
71 - Victoria Beckham --> who?
70 - Monika Kramlik --> who?
69 - Milla Jovovich --> eh
68 - Rachel Hunter --> eh
67 - Christina Applegate --> eh
66 - Brooke Burns --> has no business on this list
65 - Larissa Meek --> who?
64 - Fergie --> who?
63 - Shannyn Sossamon --> who?
62 - Tricia Helfer --> who?
61 - Rachel Perry --> who?
60 - Monet Mazur --> who?
59 - Eva Mendes --> who?
58 - Rachel Bilson --> who?
57 - Anna Faris --> who?
56 - Kelly Hu --> who?
55 - Catherine Bell --> eh
54 - Shakira --> eh
53 - Naomi Watts --> who?
52 - Mya --> who?
51 - Gina Gershon --> I approve
50 - Amber Brkich --> who?
49 - Kylie Minogue --> eh
48 - Kelis --> who?
47 - Ana Hickmann --> who?
46 - Paige Butcher --> who?
45 - Liz Phair --> who?
44 - Kate Bosworth --> who?
43 - Charlize Theron --> should be higher
42 - Brooke Burke --> should be higher
41 - Gisele Bundchen --> who?
40 - Shania Twain --> eh
39 - Amber Arbucci --> who?
38 - Liv Tyler --> has no business on this list
37 - Krista Allen --> who?
36 - Britney Spears --> I approve
35 - Pamela Anderson --> eh
34 - Uma Thurman --> should be higher
33 - Gwen Stefani --> should be lower
32 - Mariah Carey --> should be lower
31 - Jessica Biel --> should be lower
30 - Sara Foster --> who?
29 - Ashanti --> eh
28 - Shannon Elizabeth --> eh
27 - Nicole Richie --> should be lower
26 - Kate Hudson --> I approve
25 - Maggie Gyllenhaal --> who?
24 - Portia de Rossi --> should be lower
23 - Josie Maran --> who?
22 - Cameron Diaz --> should be MUCH lower
21 - Elisha Cuthbert --> who?
20 - Michelle Branch --> should be lower
19 - Kirsten Dunst --> should be lower
18 - Keira Knightley --> who?
17 - Angelina Jolie --> eh
16 - Kim Smith --> who?
15 - Janet Jackson --> I approve
14 - Brittany Murphy --> who?
13 - Scarlett Johansson --> who?
12 - Carmen Electra --> should be higher
11 - Eve --> who?
10 - Halle Berry --> I approve
9 - Jessica Alba --> should me MUCH lower
8 - Paris Hilton --> has no business on this list
7 - Rebecca Romijn-Stamos --> should be lower
6 - Mischa Barton --> who?
5 - Jennifer Lopez --> eh
4 - Anna Kournikova --> should be lower
3 - Christina Aguilera --> should be lower
2 - Beyonce Knowles --> I approve
1 - Jessica Simpson --> eh

jacksonpt · May 24, 2005

shocktower said:
JFC a bunch of fags put this list together Angelina Joilese gives me wood that is one HPOA she would make you want to never leave the bed room one you would be crippled from the great romp two who would wanna leave :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love:

shocktower, I'd like you to meet my friends:
Mr. Period (.) and Mr. Comma (,)

MtnBikerNJ · May 24, 2005

a friend of mine used to work there.. apparently the lsit is almost ENTIRELY based on favors owed to publisist, modelling agencies, etc. Not on who they actually think is hot.

but yes, ashley judd should be on the list somewhere!

SkaredShtles · May 24, 2005

MtnBikerNJ said:
a friend of mine used to work there.. apparently the lsit is almost ENTIRELY based on favors owed to publisist, modelling agencies, etc. Not on who they actually think is hot.

Sounds suspiciously like all the bike magazines & their "reviews"........ :think:

-S.S.-

luken8r · May 24, 2005

FYI:
i guess you guys dont watch ESPN, Rachel Nichols is a wicked hot sideline/event reporter.

i cant find a better pic, go watch sportscenter tonight

IMO, she sholud be much higher, but i dont know most of the other nameless broads on this list either

Toshi · May 24, 2005

that photo gallery on the maxim page is awful. many non-flattering pics (some must be video captures?), too many manly thighs. :dead:

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