[ryebread]

Its not completely stupid. Just mostly stupid.
http://twitter.com/****mydadsays

 

[MtnbikeMike]

That is awesome

 

[loco-gringo]

"What are you listening to?...I know who Hall & Oates are god dammit. It's the mustache guy and the gay man."

 

[J-Dubs]

No.
You weren't wrong.

 

[BadDNA]

This is probably a repost but I don't care: http://www.tweetingtoohard.com

 

[X3pilot]

That page doesn't exist, so says Twitter

 

[jonKranked]

That page doesn't exist, so says Twitter

RM filters. Replace **** with s h i t

 

[X3pilot]

RM filters. Replace **** with s h i t

Ahhhh. Thanks. lol, I'm too stupid for Twitter...


Funny stuff

 

[Greyhound]

That was one of the funniest things I've ever read on the Internet. Thanks for providing that ray of sunshine.

 

[jonKranked]

That was one of the funniest things I've ever read on the Internet. Thanks for providing that ray of sunshine.

It's hysterical. I wanna be like this guy's dad when I'm old.

 

[Quo Fan]

I am that guy, just not that old.

 

[TN]

"The worst thing you can be is a liar....Okay fine, yes, the worst thing you can be is a Nazi, but THEN, number two is liar. Nazi 1, Liar 2"

 

[Jeremy R]

That makes me want a son now just so I can say all those things to him.

 

[sneakysnake]

"Who in the **** is tila tequila? Is she a stripper?...That's her? Yeah, that's a stripper, son, I don't give a **** what you say."

 

[skinny mike]

(watching the Little League World Series) "These kids are all fat. I remember when you were in little league.... You were fat."

"You need to flush the toilet more than once...No, YOU, YOU specifically need to. You know what, use a different toilet. This is my toilet."

 

[jutny]

i'd seen this about a week ago, comedy gold.

Old people are great. (except at driving)