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McCain's New Job as Wedding Planner?

stinkyboy

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Jan 6, 2005
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Will Cindy be wearing a red dress again?

In an election campaign notable for its surprises, Sarah Palin, the Republican vice- presidential candidate, may be about to spring a new one -- the wedding of her pregnant teenage daughter to her ice-hockey-playing fiancé before the November 4 election.
Inside John McCain's campaign the expectation is growing that there will be a popularity boosting pre-election wedding in Alaska between Bristol Palin, 17, and Levi Johnston, 18, her schoolmate and father of her baby. "It would be fantastic," said a McCain insider. "You would have every TV camera there. The entire country would be watching. It would shut down the race for a week."


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:disgust1::twitch::disgust:
 

Defenestrated

Turbo Monkey
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this country is unbelievable, elections are becoming a bad joke, something more suited to springer...

what a sideshow :rant:
 

jimmydean

The Official Meat of Ridemonkey
Sep 10, 2001
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I hope it's a good ol' fashioned shotgun wedding, too. That would be awesome.

I wonder if it will be showcased on My Big Redneck Wedding?
 

Jim Mac

MAKE ENDURO GREAT AGAIN
May 21, 2004
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It's just another way for McCain to "change the channel" on his failing campaign. "My advisors were receiving 15K from Freddie Mac until last month? Palin actally said 'I'll have to get back to ya!' in an interview with Katie Couric? Oh, look! Over there! I am a suddenly a leader in Washington!"
 

Upgr8r

High Priest or maybe Jedi Master
May 2, 2006
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It's just another way for McCain to "change the channel" on his failing campaign. "My advisors were receiving 15K from Freddie Mac until last month? Palin actally said 'I'll have to get back to ya!' in an interview with Katie Couric? Oh, look! Over there! I am a suddenly a leader in Washington!"
It's the political version of the "Chewbacca" defense.

"Look at the silly monkey!"
 

Jim Mac

MAKE ENDURO GREAT AGAIN
May 21, 2004
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Exactly!

EDIT: this scheme also fits in with McCain and his renounded gambling. Keep the dice rolling and see what turns up. I think he's betting on the short attention span of the American people to win out.
 
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jimmydean

The Official Meat of Ridemonkey
Sep 10, 2001
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Exactly!

EDIT: this scheme also fits in with McCain and his renounded gambling. Keep the dice rolling and see what turns up. I think he's betting on the short attention span of the American people to win out.
The sad truth being it is highly likely.
 

Samirol

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EDIT: this scheme also fits in with McCain and his renounded gambling. Keep the dice rolling and see what turns up. I think he's betting on the short attention span of the American people to win out.
I think this was the Rachel Maddow show that also pointed this out, what you do is keep throwing hail mary's, and if they fail, who cares because the American public has the attention span of a goldfish
 

JohnE

filthy rascist
May 13, 2005
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Do you think the bride will wear white?

Sign that broad up for therapy now. Avoid the rush. She will be twisting around a pole for dollar bills soon. All the unwed Mat-Su mothers do...
 

Upgr8r

High Priest or maybe Jedi Master
May 2, 2006
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Do you think the bride will wear white?

Sign that broad up for therapy now. Avoid the rush. She will be twisting around a pole for dollar bills soon. All the unwed Mat-Su mothers do...
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