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  1. HAB

    HAB Chelsea from Seattle

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  2. Pesqueeb

    Pesqueeb bicycle in airplane hangar

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    I blame the squirrel.
     
  3. eaterofdog

    eaterofdog ass grabber

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    Like you never drove around drunk with a juvenile squirrel in your shirt.
     
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  4. HAB

    HAB Chelsea from Seattle

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    [archer]Like one time that happened.[/archer]

     
  5. boogenman

    boogenman Turbo Monkey

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    At least he didn't let the squirrel drive.
     
  6. rockofullr

    rockofullr confused

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    Serious time.
     
  7. HAB

    HAB Chelsea from Seattle

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    JohnE filthy rascist

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    "his car and the squirrel were released to his girlfriend..."
     
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  9. johnbryanpeters

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    Squirrel Brand nut chomper?
     
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  10. ICEBALL585

    ICEBALL585 Bacontard

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    Don't want to let that one go, good squirrels are hard to find.
     
  11. insanitylevel9

    insanitylevel9 triple nubby

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    faith in humanity lowered yet another bar
     
  12. jonKranked

    jonKranked Press Button, Receive Stupid

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    where's james cameron when you need him
     
  13. insanitylevel9

    insanitylevel9 triple nubby

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    i hear hes down there looking for the bar as we speak.
     
  14. jonKranked

    jonKranked Press Button, Receive Stupid

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    i hope he's watching out for randy newman
     
  15. insanitylevel9

    insanitylevel9 triple nubby

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    i think he can handle it
     
  16. Silver

    Silver find me a tampon

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    Personally, sure, I've done it. Never across state lines though. Didn't want to make it federal.
     
  17. HAB

    HAB Chelsea from Seattle

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    jimmydean The Official Meat of Ridemonkey

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    HAB Chelsea from Seattle

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    HAB Chelsea from Seattle

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  21. jstuhlman

    jstuhlman We noticed.

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    PAWN NOOB
     
  22. eric strt6

    eric strt6 Resident Curmudgeon

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    Well, I don't care if it rains or freezes,
    Long as I have my plastic Jesus
    Riding on the dashboard of my car
    Through all trials and tribulations,
    We will travel every nation,
    With my plastic Jesus I'll go far.

    CHORUS
    Plastic Jesus, plastic Jesus
    Riding on the dashboard of my car
    Through my trials and tribulations,
    And my travels thru the nations,
    With my plastic Jesus I'll go far.

    I don't care if it rains or freezes
    As long as I've got my Plastic Jesus
    Glued to the dashboard of my car,
    You can buy Him phosphorescent
    Glows in the dark, He's Pink and Pleasant,
    Take Him with you when you're travelling far

    I don't care if it's dark or scary
    Long as I have magnetic Mary
    Ridin' on the dashboard of my car
    I feel I'm protected amply
    I've got the whole damn Holy Family
    Riding on the dashboard of my car

    You can buy a Sweet Madonna
    Dressed in rhinestones sitting on a
    Pedestal of abalone shell
    Goin' ninety, I'm not wary
    'Cause I've got my Virgin Mary
    Guaranteeing I won't go to Hell

    I don't care if it bumps or jostles
    Long as I got the Twelve Apostles
    Bolted to the dashboard of my car
    Don't I have a pious mess
    Such a crowd of holiness
    Strung across the dashboard of my car
     
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    DaveW Space Monkey

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  24. skibunny24

    skibunny24 Enthusiastic Receiver of Reputation

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    maddog17 Turbo Monkey

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    is the ASPCA pissed? what about PETA?
     
  26. rideit

    rideit Bob the Builder

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    4xBoy Turbo Monkey

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    WestCoastHucker Turbo Monkey

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    who can blame her? we all know that every one of us has wanted to cut some shithead that decided to stink up the place all nauseous like...
     
  29. rideit

    rideit Bob the Builder

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    Uhhh...read the story again
    Or are you going by the 'he who smelt it dealt it' rule?
     
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  30. Jm_

    Jm_ Turbo Monkey

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    I don’t like what I’m smelling between you two.
     
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  31. DaveW

    DaveW Space Monkey

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    Then stop sniffing them.
     
  32. rideit

    rideit Bob the Builder

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    rideit Bob the Builder

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  34. Full Trucker

    Full Trucker Frikkin newb!!!

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  35. SkaredShtles

    SkaredShtles I love NEWCASTLE and will ONLY drink NEWCASTLE!!!!

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    I'd say as long as the "long term health problem" wasn't death, it's a win. Although I guess, technically, death would be considered a short term health problem...
     
  36. Full Trucker

    Full Trucker Frikkin newb!!!

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    I’d think for some folks with long-term health problems, death could be considered a solution.
     
  37. Jm_

    Jm_ Turbo Monkey

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    Wait, thunderstorms are dangerous?
     
  38. AngryMetalsmith

    AngryMetalsmith Business is good, thanks for asking

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    Only the ones in Florida.
     
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  39. jimmydean

    jimmydean The Official Meat of Ridemonkey

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