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biggins

Rump Junkie
May 18, 2003
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SkaredShtles said:
Don't those XC guys have more <ahem> *stamina*?? I mean - DH'ers are done in about 2 minutes............. aren't they?

-S.S.-
maybe but they go bigger
 

biggins

Rump Junkie
May 18, 2003
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bibs said:
:evil: :stosh:


love? what the hell is that?
hahahahahha well ya know i guess some people would trade spectacular sex 6 times a day with a true pimp for love........ :p
 

llkoolkeg

Ranger LL
Sep 5, 2001
4,335
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in da shed, mon, in da shed
biggins said:
maybe but they go bigger
True, plus they know how to commit when they see something groovy that scares off lesser men. Anyhow, some of us are patient and take our time getting down the mountains to the finish line. If regular guys can make it to the bottom in two minutes, you can count on me not finishing up until six minutes at best! :D
 

Megan Black

I rocked whistler in a mini skirt and f$@* me boot
Jul 28, 2004
762
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Beaver-town, OR
on a side note, i just read about how i got *dissed* by the marzocchi girls and all i gotta say is what a bunch of HATERS. they talk about not getting judged by people that flamed them so what.the.eff
 

dh girlie

MISS MISSY (geek)
Megan Black said:
on a side note, i just read about how i got *dissed* by the marzocchi girls and all i gotta say is what a bunch of HATERS. they talk about not getting judged by people that flamed them so what.the.eff
What in tarnation are you talking about? the Marzocchi girls? Like the strippers they hire for Interbike??? Why would they dis you? Catty whores!
 

Megan Black

I rocked whistler in a mini skirt and f$@* me boot
Jul 28, 2004
762
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Beaver-town, OR
bibs said:
huh? they are "softball" players..dont worry about it....and hey watch Rosie
i didn't understand anything you just said, who is rosie? like rosanne barr? does she have a talk show? are the marzocchi girls on rosanne barr's talk show tossing around a softball? i'm really confused!
 

binary visions

The voice of reason
Jun 13, 2002
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dh girlie said:
What in tarnation are you talking about? the Marzocchi girls? Like the strippers they hire for Interbike??? Why would they dis you? Catty whores!
I think Ms. Black is taking it a little too far, I seriously doubt the Marzocchi girls were "dissing" her, they simply made a comment about how they wouldn't wear f**k me boots.
 
Megan Black said:
i didn't understand anything you just said, who is rosie? like rosanne barr? does she have a talk show? are the marzocchi girls on rosanne barr's talk show tossing around a softball? i'm really confused!

by softball I meant...."not into guys"
Rosi Odonell...

like DHgirlie said...catty WHOOOOOres.....they are jealous that they dont have the guts to rock the kit that you did at whistler.....some people take life to serious.....they would be prime example...
 

Megan Black

I rocked whistler in a mini skirt and f$@* me boot
Jul 28, 2004
762
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Beaver-town, OR
dh girlie said:
What in tarnation are you talking about? the Marzocchi girls? Like the strippers they hire for Interbike??? Why would they dis you? Catty whores!
yup, the dirty girls. i guess marzocchi wanted to use real riders instead of *just* models, etc.

on this interview on nsmb, someone interviewing asked them about some photo-shoot and they were all like, "i don't feel comfortable showing too much t&a" and the one girl was like, "yeah, you won't see me riding in a mini and slut boots!

it's funny that some pros would take me seriously enough to hate!
 

dh girlie

MISS MISSY (geek)
binary visions said:
I think Ms. Black is taking it a little too far, I seriously doubt the Marzocchi girls were "dissing" her, they simply made a comment about how they wouldn't wear f**k me boots.
There darn near pratically nekkid at Interbike! And the chicks they hire for Interbike I think are actually local strippers...why would they say they care about Megan's boots? Goddamn chicks are catty! :D
 

Megan Black

I rocked whistler in a mini skirt and f$@* me boot
Jul 28, 2004
762
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Beaver-town, OR
binary visions said:
I think Ms. Black is taking it a little too far, I seriously doubt the Marzocchi girls were "dissing" her, they simply made a comment about how they wouldn't wear f**k me boots.
i don't think i'm taking it too far. i happen to know that one of them doesn't like me personally because i was supposed to tag along once while they did some riding and got some pics taken. the guy was just trying to warn me that she might be a little rude to me. that source has told me all about how they feel about my little antics up at whistler

i just think it's funny, that's all!
 

dh girlie

MISS MISSY (geek)
Megan Black said:
yup, the dirty girls. i guess marzocchi wanted to use real riders instead of *just* models, etc.

on this interview on nsmb, someone interviewing asked them about some photo-shoot and they were all like, "i don't feel comfortable showing too much t&a" and the one girl was like, "yeah, you won't see me riding in a mini and slut boots!

it's funny that some pros would take me seriously enough to hate!
That's hysterical...they are just jealous...you should not worry about it...they are obviously feeling threatened by you...stupid broads.
 
J

JRB

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SkaredShtles said:
There?? :rolleyes:

-S.S.-
I think she meant that next time she shows at interbike, she'll be darned near nekkid, cuz she is a stripper. :think:
 

Megan Black

I rocked whistler in a mini skirt and f$@* me boot
Jul 28, 2004
762
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Beaver-town, OR
bibs said:
by softball I meant...."not into guys"
Rosi Odonell...

like DHgirlie said...catty WHOOOOOres.....they are jealous that they dont have the guts to rock the kit that you did at whistler.....some people take life to serious.....they would be prime example...

gotcha :thumb:

i don't think they are whooooooooores, per se, or even jealous. i just think there judgement is misplaced, and yeah, i think that peeps getting all upset over what i did is taking life way too seriously.
 

dh girlie

MISS MISSY (geek)
Megan Black said:
gotcha :thumb:

i don't think they are whooooooooores, per se, or even jealous. i just think there judgement is misplaced, and yeah, i think that peeps getting all upset over what i did is taking life way too seriously.

Are you HIGH? Of course they're jealous...they didn't think of doing it...and yeah they are whoooooores too...chicks are supposed to stick together in the riding community, not be all catty toward one another...it's the guys that are catty...well, with the exception of these dirty whore marzocchi chicks...bring back the strippers! :D
 

Megan Black

I rocked whistler in a mini skirt and f$@* me boot
Jul 28, 2004
762
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Beaver-town, OR
dh girlie said:
Are you HIGH? Of course they're jealous...they didn't think of doing it...and yeah they are whoooooores too...chicks are supposed to stick together in the riding community, not be all catty toward one another...it's the guys that are catty...well, with the exception of these dirty whore marzocchi chicks...bring back the strippers! :D

haha! you're KILLING me today! omg, what if next year, they are just strippers, then they saw my pic, and they were like, "yeah, well you'd never see me on a BIKE" ahahaha!
 

Ciaran

Fear my banana
Apr 5, 2004
9,841
19
So Cal
Megan Black said:
i don't think i'm taking it too far. i happen to know that one of them doesn't like me personally because i was supposed to tag along once while they did some riding and got some pics taken. the guy was just trying to warn me that she might be a little rude to me. that source has told me all about how they feel about my little antics up at whistler

i just think it's funny, that's all!
Wait, let me get this straight... Some girls got all mad and pissy becasue of what you were wearing when you were riding your bike? Because of the outfit you wore in the mini skirt and f me boots pics? Now that's just down right silly. Dang, some people are just weird. I might as well hate Loco for wearing them too tight wranglers and cowboy boots! :D

"my little antics up at whistler" And what antics would these be? Did you get in trouble? :thumb:

loco said:
This place is soaring OUTTA control. :eek:
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